give me doughnuts: Gulper Eel: The phallus-shaped fossil was unearthed in Canada's 505 million year-old Burgess ShaleWhich are the freakiest fossil beds ever. If there's a God, he smoked the good shiat before getting down to that Genesis business.Case in point:Who designed this shiat, Yahweh or Cthulhu?
Skr: So in a science fiction world, that worm would find a victim human male, consume the victim's penis and replace the penis with it's own penis like worm body. The worm would then control the male and instruct it to have sex with everything.
Riche: but from a practical standpoint the whole six-legged thing just doesn't scale up very well.
The Irresponsible Captain: It was only a series of chance survivals of extinctions that gave us the shape we have today. Had a few more animals survived here or there and we might have six-legged horse like creatures running around.We think of some of those fossils as weird looking stuff, but the extinction events constricted diversity, and after each one there was only so much left to diversify from.Evolution is a harsh mistress.
Happy Hours: What obligations?I heard someone say how "hard" it is to be Pope, but really what does he do besides say mass every once in a while and say prayers?And I'm sure the pope has a much bigger staff than being a cardinal in Argentina where he was probably already fulfilling similar responsibilities. The main difference is the size of the crowds and the number of people paying attention to him.
Gulper Eel: The phallus-shaped fossil was unearthed in Canada's 505 million year-old Burgess ShaleWhich are the freakiest fossil beds ever. If there's a God, he smoked the good shiat before getting down to that Genesis business.
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