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2013-03-14 01:02:11 PM
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Did your ancestors pick cotton? Why are you so mad bro? Would life be better for you if you weren't born with the wrong amount of pigment?

Yes, my ancestors picked cotton. Why is it that every time a black man makes a statement without using the jazz hands some clown thinks we're angry? I'm fine, thanks. Oh, and actually I think that I was born with the perfect amount of pigment. I save a boatload on sunscreen, I was a hide-and-seek champion as a kid, and I don't have to pay anyone to lay inside of a machine so that I can get darker. What's not to love?

My life would be better if bigots didn't see my perfect skin color and make stupid ass assumptions.
2013-03-14 10:10:04 AM
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Walker: 18, 19, and 20 year old sisters at a club at 2am on a Monday morning. And the mother is living with them in subsidized housing because they are "so poor". I'm gonna go ahead and guess none of them have jobs, because if they did they could afford to live in a non-subsidized housing in a nice neighborhood if they had 4 incomes coming in, even if they were only making minimum wage.


Since we're making random, unsupported assumptions in this thread I'm going to guess that you are a poor white male who lives from check-to-check, but you still think you're in the middle class. Your father is an alcoholic construction worker who never really spent quality time with you because he was too busy threatening your mother to keep away from the neighbor that he suspects she was farking. You did poorly in school because you ran with a bunch of Wiggers who worshipped the WuTang Clan and smoked their mother's stolen cigarettes. You thought you were hard because you and your little crew used to intimidate other little white kids in the neighborhood but that stopped once you got to your integrated high school and you were around real black people. You studied them, mimicking their moves, their expressions, their slang...you even called your white friends "ni&&a" because you thought it made you edgy. But, there was always this distance between what you are and what you longed to be that troubled you. You could never get inside that circle and knowing it created a resentment. That resentment festered inside you as you got older and your view of the blacks deteriorated at the same pace as your dreams. Instead of being just a nusience, you began to point to them as the source of your problems. Ignoring your own laziness, ignorance, and lack of ambition, you decided that things would be better for you if the blacks [fill in the blank].

...if the blacks weren't on welfare
...if the blacks weren't using food stamps
...if the blacks didn't get Affirmative Action
...if the blacks didn't commit crimes

And now, look at you. You're broke and you're looking for the reason you were unable to turn your white priviledge into financial gain. It must have been the blacks.
2013-03-14 09:55:30 AM
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Actually it was a Klingon phaser and he left it on the battleship USS Enterprise back in 1986 like a dumbass.
 
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