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(CBS Chicago)   Welcome to McDonald's, enjoy your happy ending meal   ( divider line
    More: Scary, mcdonalds, happy ending, Mcdonald's Corp., playgrounds, meals  
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14647 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2013 at 2:14 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-14 07:41:47 AM  
They serve calamari at Mickey D's now?
2013-03-14 08:24:55 AM  
RatMaster999: AverageAmericanGuy: If your kids don't know well enough to not put random shiat in her mouth by the time she's 2, you've failed as a parent.

Came to say this.

Ha-ha.  somebody actually fell for your [pretty lame] troll du juor.  I kind of disappointed in your quality lately because you generally are a master.
2013-03-14 11:39:42 AM  
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
2013-03-14 12:25:33 PM  
That condom fill out of her coodie.
2013-03-14 12:27:49 PM  
Well, it's good to know that our toddlers are practicing safe sex at the "playplace". Kids these days grow up so fast.
2013-03-14 12:41:28 PM  

calbert: and the 'brilliance' of her scheme (which everybody knows from books and movies and tv) is that she's 'only' asking for 50,000.

that is a shiat ton of money for her (even after her lawyer's cut), but it's pocket change for McDonald's. so they're keeping their fingers crossed and praying for McDonald's to settle out of court.

That's the minimum jurisdictional amount for the court.  Doesn't limit recovery to that amount.
2013-03-14 04:12:36 PM  
Meh, third world problems.

I'm just glad the taxpayers didn't have to pay for that helping of protein.
2013-03-14 04:44:51 PM  
I'm sure her boys will "appreciate" the scam their mother attempted as they are teased through their teen years and asked what that load of jizz from McDonalds tasted like.  Thanks ma - hope you enjoyed your "lottery" winnings!  Can you buy me a bicycle with that money?  Oh, you spent it all on yourself back when we were little kids....
2013-03-14 04:57:16 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If true, the used condom was probably the most sanitary thing in the play area.

There's a reason it's called a "ball pit".
2013-03-14 11:06:13 PM  

Wrencher: She should be charged with child abuse for feeding her crotch fruit at McDonalds.

If she was feeding fruit to her crotch in public, it wouldn't fall under child abuse.

/and then there's the guy who was walking abreast
2013-03-15 12:04:18 AM  
Without reading the article, or any comments, I'd like to guess that whatever this is happened at that fine, upstanding, McDonalds in West Memphis, AR.  The one right across the street from 15 truckstops.

/Yeah, you know the one I'm talking about
//Big Mac and a Blow Job for $20
2013-03-15 12:06:21 AM  
I see that i'm wrong.  Figured I had a pretty good shot there.

///Here's the third one!
2013-03-15 01:08:50 AM  

calbert: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm catching a whiff of bullsh*t here

/anyone else?

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oh ffs is this story bullsh*t. a similar incident occurred in Western Australia in Sept 2011, made world headlines (and was greened here), and was later determined to be a prank (yes, it was a condom that had 'something creamy' in it that was found in a play area by a toddler, but it was placed there by school girls who filled it with ice-cream).

point is, this lady heard about that incident and then claimed that it happened to her and her kids February 2012.

she heard about it happening on the other side of the globe and decided that she would jump on the copy-cat bandwagon hoping for a pay-day.

I hope it's discovered that she had something to do with planting the condom.

or that her story just completely falls apart and that there never was any condom.

I hope McDonald's crushes her in court.

You have high hopes for this lady. You hope one day her two little children won't be judged by the color of their condoms, nor by the content of their stomachs. You hope she was making it up, because you put the condom in there as a prank. You hope the Veronica Mars movie bombs at the box office. You hope Lindsay Lohan guilt trips Justin Beiber into a sex tape and then posts it online. You hope Best Korea kidnaps Dennis Rodman, and will only release him if he takes ragtag group of misfits and turns them into the Best Basketball team.
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