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2013-03-14 12:40:32 AM  
Hold the Special Sauce, kthx.

/dtrfa
 
2013-03-14 12:55:07 AM  
I'm catching a whiff of bullsh*t here

/anyone else?

i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-14 01:27:45 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm catching a whiff of bullsh*t here

/anyone else?

[i48.tinypic.com image 238x241]


oh ffs is this story bullsh*t. a similar incident occurred in Western Australia in Sept 2011, made world headlines (and was greened here), and was later determined to be a prank (yes, it was a condom that had 'something creamy' in it that was found in a play area by a toddler, but it was placed there by school girls who filled it with ice-cream).

point is, this lady heard about that incident and then claimed that it happened to her and her kids February 2012.

she heard about it happening on the other side of the globe and decided that she would jump on the copy-cat bandwagon hoping for a pay-day.

I hope it's discovered that she had something to do with planting the condom.

or that her story just completely falls apart and that there never was any condom.

I hope McDonald's crushes her in court.
 
2013-03-14 02:20:59 AM  
If only they had inserted an oxford comma into TFA's headline.
 
2013-03-14 02:21:03 AM  
thisdistractedglobe.com

I like st<a>r8ucks too, but we don't have time for a hand job.

/DRTA
 
2013-03-14 02:22:40 AM  
i3.ytimg.com
His dad should watch where he leaves his gum.
 
2013-03-14 02:23:51 AM  
If true, the used condom was probably the most sanitary thing in the play area.
 
2013-03-14 02:25:10 AM  
If your kids don't know well enough to not put random shiat in her mouth by the time she's 2, you've failed as a parent.

By the time she's 20, she'll be putting all kinds of random shiat in her mouth. Pray it's not on camera.
 
2013-03-14 02:28:06 AM  
I like how everyone thinks it's cool for McDonald's to leave used condoms around their restaurant and blame the mother for the place being unsanitary.
 
2013-03-14 02:30:33 AM  

fisker: I like how everyone thinks it's cool for McDonald's to leave used condoms around their restaurant and blame the mother for the place being unsanitary.


It's just their Coney Island Whitefish deal for Lent.
 
2013-03-14 02:31:14 AM  
Um, I wondered where that condom went.....
 
2013-03-14 02:31:47 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If your kids don't know well enough to not put random shiat in her mouth by the time she's 2, you've failed as a parent.

By the time she's 20, she'll be putting all kinds of random shiat in her mouth. Pray it's not on camera.


In less than 20 years she'll be praying there is a condom involved.

Seriously though, bogus or not, if you leave your kids unobserved long enough to chew and consume a condom, something is severely lacking in your parenting skills.

I'd laugh if the state ruled in the kids favor, and then removed them from her care and held the winnings towards when the kids turn 18 in a college fund.

Although, as everyone else has said, BS story is BS. Kid probably found a piece of balloon and crammed it in her mouth and coughed it up instantly.  I mean, it's a kids play room, a balloon fragment is far more likely than a condom piece that the little mongrel managed to somehow not get down after eating the rest of it.
 
2013-03-14 02:32:54 AM  
Anishi and Jacquel... they sound attractive and successful don't they?

/when our kids were 1-2 we never took our eyes off them for even a second, kids that age will put rocks in their mouth if you dont stop them.
 
2013-03-14 02:33:40 AM  

SpdrJay: Um, I wondered where that condom went.....


You get a free pass.

We are blaming the mother for this. She either made this whole thing up or she is irresponsible and doesn't know how to watch her children.

Get on board, buddy.
 
2013-03-14 02:34:04 AM  
Should've been at a different restaurant...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-14 02:36:09 AM  
and the 'brilliance' of her scheme (which everybody knows from books and movies and tv) is that she's 'only' asking for 50,000.

that is a shiat ton of money for her (even after her lawyer's cut), but it's pocket change for McDonald's. so they're keeping their fingers crossed and praying for McDonald's to settle out of court.
 
2013-03-14 02:36:19 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If your kids don't know well enough to not put random shiat in her mouth by the time she's 2, you've failed as a parent.


Came to say this.
 
2013-03-14 02:39:16 AM  
At least it was low in sodium.  if you really want to live dangerously, try the McRib.
 
2013-03-14 02:39:42 AM  

spicorama: Anishi and Jacquel... they sound attractive and successful don't they?

/when our kids were 1-2 we never took our eyes off them for even a second, kids that age will put rocks in their mouth if you dont stop them.


I used to find bug legs in my son's diapers... crickets, I think  Today, he has a very healthy immune system.
 
2013-03-14 02:41:15 AM  
What's the problem?

The calorie count is low, it's high in protein, and it helps build immunities!
 
2013-03-14 02:41:23 AM  

calbert: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm catching a whiff of bullsh*t here

/anyone else?

[i48.tinypic.com image 238x241]

oh ffs is this story bullsh*t. a similar incident occurred in Western Australia in Sept 2011, made world headlines (and was greened here), and was later determined to be a prank (yes, it was a condom that had 'something creamy' in it that was found in a play area by a toddler, but it was placed there by school girls who filled it with ice-cream).

point is, this lady heard about that incident and then claimed that it happened to her and her kids February 2012.

she heard about it happening on the other side of the globe and decided that she would jump on the copy-cat bandwagon hoping for a pay-day.

I hope it's discovered that she had something to do with planting the condom.

or that her story just completely falls apart and that there never was any condom.

I hope McDonald's crushes her in court.


Never forget 9/11
 
2013-03-14 02:42:10 AM  

calbert: and the 'brilliance' of her scheme (which everybody knows from books and movies and tv) is that she's 'only' asking for 50,000.

that is a shiat ton of money for her (even after her lawyer's cut), but it's pocket change for McDonald's. so they're keeping their fingers crossed and praying for McDonald's to settle out of court.


I am actually really scared that McDonald's will go out of business because of this. This is why I am 100% fully behind McDonald's.

They have it so hard and have never done anything wrong to anybody ever. I pray to God that they make it out of this OK, and the mother loses her children not only to AIDS, but to the child protections services.

She will die in a ditch.

You, AND US ALL, will have our glory.
 
2013-03-14 02:42:42 AM  
Came for bleeding eyed "dafuq am I reading" Ronald McDonald, leaving disappoint.
 
2013-03-14 02:42:57 AM  
I bet it's the work of that bacteria-fighting mom from Arizona who was banned from every McD's in the area.
 
2013-03-14 02:46:45 AM  
i46.tinypic.com

Hmm...
 
HBK
2013-03-14 02:50:37 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I bet it's the work of that bacteria-fighting mom from Arizona who was banned from every McD's in the area.


Haha. "A university professor" My left nut could be a "university professor." That title lost all meaning with the advent of for-profit and community colleges.
 
2013-03-14 02:50:48 AM  
Both toddlers had to receive medical treatment because of the incident.

Two toddlers, one condom.
 
2013-03-14 02:51:58 AM  
toffymenchavez.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-14 02:58:52 AM  
Some guys go hard in the ball pit, and some guys get hard in the ball pit...
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-14 03:01:23 AM  
"Both toddlers had to receive medical treatment because of the incident. "

Did they split it?
 
2013-03-14 03:09:23 AM  
McRibbed for her pleasure.
 
2013-03-14 03:19:24 AM  

Ivo Shandor: McRibbed for her pleasure.


dubsism.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-14 03:28:16 AM  
Hey I found something gross out in the world, I'm going to sue. That's my new business model for a startup.
 
2013-03-14 03:29:56 AM  
She should be charged with child abuse for feeding her crotch fruit at McDonalds.
 
2013-03-14 03:31:42 AM  
FAAAAAAAKE
 
2013-03-14 03:56:37 AM  

MayoSlather: Hey I found something gross out in the world, I'm going to sue. That's my new business model for a startup.


ts2.mm.bing.net

If your child eats a used condom you should go home and flog yourself. It's what everyone would want you to do.
 
2013-03-14 04:11:54 AM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-14 04:33:48 AM  
Child found, ate used condom. How could the kid use the condom after finding and eating it?
 
2013-03-14 04:49:29 AM  
How does she know it was used?
 
2013-03-14 05:08:27 AM  
You feed you kids "food" from McDonalds, and you're worried about them eating a used condom???
 
2013-03-14 05:26:20 AM  

berylman: How does she know it was used?


Long, hard, and full of sea men.
 
2013-03-14 05:29:44 AM  

berylman: How does she know it was used?


He father gave it to her
 
2013-03-14 06:16:38 AM  
This gum tastes like rubber.
 
2013-03-14 06:26:46 AM  
Well if you are going to name one of your kids after a Superman baddy....what do you expect?
 
2013-03-14 06:35:14 AM  
Tenatra: 
farm6.staticflickr.com

That is the kinkiest bong I've ever seen...
 
2013-03-14 06:35:15 AM  
I would just have to euthanize my kid after something like that. Every time I looked at them, they'd only be "the kid that once ate a used condom".
 
2013-03-14 06:47:58 AM  

bugmn99: I would just have to euthanize my kid after something like that. Every time I looked at them, they'd only be "the kid that once ate a used condom".


That kid's gonna be known as "rubber eater" in every school from now on.
 
2013-03-14 06:52:27 AM  
so if you have sex in the play area, be sure NOT to use a condom
 
2013-03-14 07:22:17 AM  
Obvious Ronald is obvious.
.
www.troll.me
 
2013-03-14 07:36:53 AM  
She should have said it was in a Burger King bathroom, since at least there is musical proof that it's real.
 
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