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(Mirror.co.uk)   Twin prostitutes finally hang it up -- after 50 years on the job. Much slobbering was had by all   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 18
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2013-03-13 11:51:37 PM
9 votes:

KillAllHumans: strangeluck: Um. Ew.

they have 5 decades of experience handling cock, im sure they know how to get you off faster than you thought possible


Yeah. They flip you onto your stomach, punch you in the prostate and BAZINGA! Next!
2013-03-14 03:47:05 AM
3 votes:
after i barfed i'd still hit it
2013-03-14 05:27:06 AM
2 votes:

doglover: Bigdogdaddy: AH HELL NO MAN!

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?.......

I almost found out last Friday, and not voluntarily.

That lady was CRAZY.




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2013-03-14 04:19:09 AM
2 votes:
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Twins, Basil. Twins.
2013-03-14 04:02:32 AM
2 votes:

aerojockey: 355000 men between them.  50 years/woman.  2 women.  365 days/year.

So (355000 men)/(50 years/woman * 2 women * 365 days/year) = 9.73 men/day. On average.

These women had sex, on average, with ten men a day for 50 years.

/or math fail


Sounds like they should be buried in matching Y shaped coffins..
2013-03-14 12:26:31 AM
2 votes:
The taste of Amsterdam..... now with aged cheese...
i329.photobucket.com
2013-03-13 11:47:55 PM
2 votes:
They could have at least shown some photos of the women from a few decades back. You know some poor bastard who did one of them in 1973 is suddenly feeling very near death.
2013-03-14 08:08:23 AM
1 votes:
i140.photobucket.com
2013-03-14 06:11:39 AM
1 votes:
In automotive engineering piston feet is/was a measurement of the distance traveled by a piston as it moves up and down in a cylinder over a period of time (seconds?). Can an engineer here please calculate the total amount of penis feet that traveled through these women over the last 50 years and let us know how many trips to the moon that would translate to?
2013-03-14 04:35:38 AM
1 votes:

aerojockey: 355000 men between them.  50 years/woman.  2 women.  365 days/year.

So (355000 men)/(50 years/woman * 2 women * 365 days/year) = 9.73 men/day. On average.

These women had sex, on average, with ten men a day for 50 years.

/or math fail




You see, this is one of those times where poor record keeping might not represent
thier true performance. Mean is a fine measure of central tendency, but has its
limitations. Other measures may show those data when, ill with flu or the death of Lady Diana Spencer, meant no knicker-knocking, or, conversely, that time when the Stones came home and they had their seats filled as much as Wembley Stadium. We need to know median and range for a more comprehensive picture.

Tldr these ladies need a statistician
2013-03-14 04:08:54 AM
1 votes:

aerojockey: 355000


If you figure an average of 6" per man, give or take, that's 33 and a half miles of cock.

That's enough cock to go around the Sea of Galilee.

That's a lot of skank.
2013-03-14 04:04:59 AM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: I bet they're a blast to sit and share a few drinks with, though.


Just make sure to stick to the booth. Don't want one hurting her hips sliding down the stool.
2013-03-14 03:50:07 AM
1 votes:
Twins, Basil. Twins.
2013-03-13 11:53:12 PM
1 votes:
Can we see pics from 1962 instead of 2666 please¿
2013-03-13 11:52:40 PM
1 votes:
Didn't this story run months ago?

/or was that the one about them still working?
2013-03-13 11:48:48 PM
1 votes:
uh, no, i'm not looking for a party. how about some nice cookie recipes?

i1.mirror.co.uk
2013-03-13 11:47:37 PM
1 votes:

strangeluck: Um. Ew.


they have 5 decades of experience handling cock, im sure they know how to get you off faster than you thought possible
2013-03-13 11:46:41 PM
1 votes:
Um. Ew.
 
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