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(Mirror.co.uk)   Twin prostitutes finally hang it up -- after 50 years on the job. Much slobbering was had by all   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 56
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2013-03-13 11:46:41 PM  
Um. Ew.
 
2013-03-13 11:47:37 PM  

strangeluck: Um. Ew.


they have 5 decades of experience handling cock, im sure they know how to get you off faster than you thought possible
 
2013-03-13 11:47:55 PM  
They could have at least shown some photos of the women from a few decades back. You know some poor bastard who did one of them in 1973 is suddenly feeling very near death.
 
2013-03-13 11:48:48 PM  
uh, no, i'm not looking for a party. how about some nice cookie recipes?

i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-03-13 11:49:04 PM  
I bet they're a blast to sit and share a few drinks with, though.
 
2013-03-13 11:49:20 PM  

KillAllHumans: strangeluck: Um. Ew.

they have 5 decades of experience handling cock, im sure they know how to get you off faster than you thought possible


I suppose that's possible, but would you really want to be with a prostitute that's old enough to be your grandmother, and has mileage higher than some cars?
 
2013-03-13 11:51:37 PM  

KillAllHumans: strangeluck: Um. Ew.

they have 5 decades of experience handling cock, im sure they know how to get you off faster than you thought possible


Yeah. They flip you onto your stomach, punch you in the prostate and BAZINGA! Next!
 
2013-03-13 11:52:40 PM  
Didn't this story run months ago?

/or was that the one about them still working?
 
2013-03-13 11:53:12 PM  
Can we see pics from 1962 instead of 2666 please¿
 
2013-03-14 12:25:43 AM  

RatMaster999: I bet they're a blast to sit and share a few drinks with, though.

i.imgur.com


A BIG FAT THIS.

 
2013-03-14 12:26:31 AM  
The taste of Amsterdam..... now with aged cheese...
i329.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-14 12:31:09 AM  
media.heavy.com

hello, there!
 
2013-03-14 03:47:05 AM  
after i barfed i'd still hit it
 
2013-03-14 03:50:07 AM  
Twins, Basil. Twins.
 
2013-03-14 03:55:11 AM  
355000 men between them.  50 years/woman.  2 women.  365 days/year.

So (355000 men)/(50 years/woman * 2 women * 365 days/year) = 9.73 men/day. On average.

These women had sex, on average, with ten men a day for 50 years.

/or math fail
 
2013-03-14 04:02:32 AM  

aerojockey: 355000 men between them.  50 years/woman.  2 women.  365 days/year.

So (355000 men)/(50 years/woman * 2 women * 365 days/year) = 9.73 men/day. On average.

These women had sex, on average, with ten men a day for 50 years.

/or math fail


Sounds like they should be buried in matching Y shaped coffins..
 
2013-03-14 04:04:59 AM  

RatMaster999: I bet they're a blast to sit and share a few drinks with, though.


Just make sure to stick to the booth. Don't want one hurting her hips sliding down the stool.
 
2013-03-14 04:08:54 AM  

aerojockey: 355000


If you figure an average of 6" per man, give or take, that's 33 and a half miles of cock.

That's enough cock to go around the Sea of Galilee.

That's a lot of skank.
 
2013-03-14 04:10:20 AM  
They were criminals for 37 years and got away with it.

They must really know some tricks.
 
2013-03-14 04:11:53 AM  

robohobo: 33 and a half miles of cock.


Is this acceptable as a fark handle? I forgot the L/P for "Kimba Nunchaku from Uruguay"
 
2013-03-14 04:12:39 AM  
FTA : Louise said: "It is very different now. We used to sit in the windows with clothes on. Today they are totally naked."

Martine added: "Girls are working from the internet and from home - you are less likely to be spotted by the taxman."


Those girls should turn their tricks in Somalia if they hold society in such contempt.
 
2013-03-14 04:12:59 AM  
hmm. well, they did kinda fail at retirement planning.
 
2013-03-14 04:14:04 AM  

libranoelrose: They were criminals


No they weren't.
 
2013-03-14 04:15:40 AM  

doglover: libranoelrose: They were criminals

No they weren't.


I thought the article said it was legalized in 2000?
 
2013-03-14 04:18:41 AM  
Gumjobs for alles
 
2013-03-14 04:19:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
Twins, Basil. Twins.
 
2013-03-14 04:25:52 AM  

libranoelrose: doglover: libranoelrose: They were criminals

No they weren't.

I thought the article said it was legalized in 2000?


Prostitution is legal in every civilized country, even if it's not on paper.

naturalequipment.com.au

The law is like this lariat: MADE OF LOOPHOLES.
 
2013-03-14 04:31:49 AM  

doglover: libranoelrose: doglover: libranoelrose: They were criminals

No they weren't.

I thought the article said it was legalized in 2000?

Prostitution is legal in every civilized country, even if it's not on paper.

[naturalequipment.com.au image 265x246]

The law is like this lariat: MADE OF LOOPHOLES.


Their beleaguered cock holsters are also like that lariart...both have a 12 inch diameter.
 
2013-03-14 04:35:38 AM  

aerojockey: 355000 men between them.  50 years/woman.  2 women.  365 days/year.

So (355000 men)/(50 years/woman * 2 women * 365 days/year) = 9.73 men/day. On average.

These women had sex, on average, with ten men a day for 50 years.

/or math fail




You see, this is one of those times where poor record keeping might not represent
thier true performance. Mean is a fine measure of central tendency, but has its
limitations. Other measures may show those data when, ill with flu or the death of Lady Diana Spencer, meant no knicker-knocking, or, conversely, that time when the Stones came home and they had their seats filled as much as Wembley Stadium. We need to know median and range for a more comprehensive picture.

Tldr these ladies need a statistician
 
2013-03-14 04:36:31 AM  

robohobo: doglover: libranoelrose: doglover: libranoelrose: They were criminals

No they weren't.

I thought the article said it was legalized in 2000?

Prostitution is legal in every civilized country, even if it's not on paper.

[naturalequipment.com.au image 265x246]

The law is like this lariat: MADE OF LOOPHOLES.

Their beleaguered cock holsters are also like that lariart...both have a 12 inch diameter.


Your mother is like that lariat... loose on my saddle horn.
 
2013-03-14 04:40:18 AM  
They were 17 years old when I was born.

I'll be in my bunk ;)
 
Skr
2013-03-14 04:44:18 AM  
Amusingly appropriate  last name, Fokkens is. What did the Fokkens Twins do? They Fokked.

From the pictures they look like handsome women, both past and present. I'm sure they had a section of regular clientele that stuck in them with the years and grew old as they did.  I'm curious if they'll keep doing business with a few of their favorites.
 
2013-03-14 04:56:43 AM  
"We used to sit in the windows with clothes on. Today they are totally naked."

Um, how about 'NO'?
 
2013-03-14 04:59:48 AM  
AH HELL NO MAN!

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?.......
 
2013-03-14 05:02:25 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: AH HELL NO MAN!

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?.......


You pay to east pussy?
 
2013-03-14 05:02:57 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: AH HELL NO MAN!

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?.......


I almost found out last Friday, and not voluntarily.

That lady was CRAZY.
 
2013-03-14 05:27:06 AM  

doglover: Bigdogdaddy: AH HELL NO MAN!

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?.......

I almost found out last Friday, and not voluntarily.

That lady was CRAZY.




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2013-03-14 05:36:27 AM  

libranoelrose: You pay to east pussy?


never for western.  i am so sorry but you left the gate wide open ...
 
2013-03-14 05:49:56 AM  

libranoelrose: They were criminals for 37 years and got away with it.


They weren't criminals.  They worked in Amsterdam where prostitution is legal.
 
2013-03-14 05:51:46 AM  
strangeluck:

I suppose that's possible, but would you really want to be with a prostitute that's old enough to be your grandmother, and has mileage higher than some cars?

Ain't nothing wrong with "high mileage."  It just means that they're committed to their jobs.
 
2013-03-14 05:53:16 AM  
RIP
blog.habitatapartments.com
 
2013-03-14 05:57:28 AM  
If the average man produces a tablespoon of semen per emission and it takes 256 tblp. to equal a gallon I hope I am doing the math wrong cause that would equal 1,386 gallons of semen over a life time for these two ladies of the night and MOTHER OF GOD that's a lot of man batter.
 
2013-03-14 06:04:07 AM  

sleeper2995: If the average man produces a tablespoon of semen per emission and it takes 256 tblp. to equal a gallon I hope I am doing the math wrong cause that would equal 1,386 gallons of semen over a life time for these two ladies of the night and MOTHER OF GOD that's a lot of man batter.


math =! reality

The actual amount of semen is probably much higher.
 
2013-03-14 06:11:39 AM  
In automotive engineering piston feet is/was a measurement of the distance traveled by a piston as it moves up and down in a cylinder over a period of time (seconds?). Can an engineer here please calculate the total amount of penis feet that traveled through these women over the last 50 years and let us know how many trips to the moon that would translate to?
 
2013-03-14 06:31:57 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: AH HELL NO MAN!

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?.......


Once it's been had by 177,500, it tastes like dick. Dick and moth balls.
 
2013-03-14 06:37:53 AM  

FizixJunkee: libranoelrose: They were criminals for 37 years and got away with it.

They weren't criminals.  They worked in Amsterdam where prostitution is legal.


Tolerated, not technically legal. One of them got religion and quit a while ago. The documentary is really good - I saw it when it cam out in the theaters here.
 
2013-03-14 06:44:28 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: AH HELL NO MAN!

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?.......


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-14 08:08:23 AM  
i140.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-14 08:25:18 AM  
they could probably send in pics to the large labia project on tumblr and every other woman who is unsure about their 'large' labia would shut up and be quiet.
 
2013-03-14 09:43:45 AM  

wambu: Bigdogdaddy: AH HELL NO MAN!

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?.......

[i.imgur.com image 490x490]


At least SOMEBODY has heard the joke.
 
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