FARK.com: (7642419) Utah couple attempt to scam grocery store by eating razor blades but police found their story hard to swallow

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		Utah couple attempt to scam grocery store by eating razor blades but police found their story hard to swallow (dailymail.co.uk)		15
		More: Stupid, Utah, Michael Condor

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AverageAmericanGuy		2013-03-14 02:36:56 AM

First rule of food tampering: If you're going to ingest it, don't use a deadly adulterant.

It's in the farking handbook, for chrissakes.

duenor		2013-03-14 02:37:44 AM

more sensational tabloid "news".

farkingismybusiness		2013-03-14 02:39:40 AM

Shaking like a dog shiatting razor blades.

fusillade762		2013-03-14 02:52:01 AM

I'm not clicking on Daily Fail links anymore. Not that anyone cares.

Wrencher		2013-03-14 03:20:58 AM

Darwin missed...this time.

farkingismybusiness		2013-03-14 03:24:45 AM

Doughnuts and razor blades. Little dead are soon in graves. I remember Easter.

TV's Vinnie		2013-03-14 03:30:20 AM

Owe goff fubby! Whywoff foo fubmubt dut???

Pointy Tail of Satan		2013-03-14 03:30:55 AM

The doctor at the hospital said they would both live, but it was a close shave.

thorthor		2013-03-14 04:14:08 AM

farking bullshiat dailyfail. Don't click their links.

balisane		2013-03-14 04:24:47 AM

Idiot scammer trifecta in play?

Gyrfalcon		2013-03-14 04:35:27 AM

He said they were both in debt and decided to try and get money from the store.

Here's a solution: Don't arrest them OR charge them with anything. Just let the razor blades do their inevitable work.

KrispyKritter		2013-03-14 05:28:56 AM

when traveling down
the road of life
don't eat razor blade donuts
cause you're in debt with the wife
Use Burma Shave!

Xenomech		2013-03-14 06:53:59 AM

Gordon Bennett		2013-03-14 08:43:08 AM

I'm surprised that they were able to eat them without injury, even knowing they were there. They're likely to have problems, however, when the razor blades hit the anus.