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(Some Guy)   Man proposes to girlfriend via re-edited trailer for THE GREY. Is this trailer presented in dust-o-vision?   (horrorsociety.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-13 07:10:37 PM
i've proposed to my (ex) girlfriend 20000 times by email.  and she won't answer her phone

any IDEAS?
 
2013-03-13 09:07:27 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i've proposed to my (ex) girlfriend 20000 times by email.  and she won't answer her phone

any IDEAS?


Email her a video that has pictures of a man in the deep cold woods with a knife and splice in frames of your face as the man comes up behind the other guy to murder him. Maybe mix in some stuff from the Saw V trailer and at the very end show live footage of you coming into her house and sniffing her panties. End it with you spray painting WILL YOU MARRY ME in blood red all over her bedroom wall.

Chicks love that sh*t.
 
2013-03-13 09:43:22 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i've proposed to my (ex) girlfriend 20000 times by email.  and she won't answer her phone

any IDEAS?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 09:48:08 PM
I thought that was going to be super cheesy, but it ended up being sweet.  I mean, considering he's a damn dirty commie or something.
 
2013-03-13 11:54:37 PM
....because nothing says love like six men being slowly eaten to death by wolves?
 
2013-03-14 12:00:47 AM
My dog thought that movie was great.  He likes it when the wolves win.  I didn't have the heart to show him the scene after the credits.
 
HBK
2013-03-14 12:16:56 AM
She knew it was coming the whole time. It was also very cheesy and dumb.
 
2013-03-14 12:27:17 AM
Didn't click the link, but came to say that "The Grey" was actually better than I expected.  Hell, a LOT better than I expected.
 
2013-03-14 12:29:40 AM
Damn hardcoded Russian subs.

Thanks uploader, but I'll wait for the BluRay rip to come out.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=8&cad= rj a&ved=0CFgQFjAH&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FBlu-ray_Dis c&ei=rVFBUeSsEZip4AOqpIHACA&usg=AFQjCNF5a4KVApvIKoODqUb4z2XHQjwSCA&sig 2=BOucbNNLUhTlUD9L6tfB1A" target="_blank" class="l" style="color: rgb(17, 34, 204); cursor: pointer;">Blu-ra to come out.
 
2013-03-14 12:30:46 AM
I don't know what I did there but tell Drew I'm not paying for any damages to the site.
 
2013-03-14 12:35:10 AM
So, am I the only one to find it ironic that he used a horror film to propose marriage?

/good luck to 'em
 
2013-03-14 12:46:48 AM
Would have been great if he stopped in the hallway and went back to get some popcorn before going into the theater.

And The Grey is not a horror film. It's suspense.
 
2013-03-14 12:56:51 AM

Gyrfalcon: ....because nothing says love marriage like six men being slowly eaten to death by wolves?

 
2013-03-14 02:04:16 AM

Mr. Eugenides: My dog thought that movie was great.  He likes it when the wolves win.  I didn't have the heart to show him the scene after the credits.


errrr.... maybe I missed the scene after the credits?  What happened? <Spoiler Alert!>  I remember him taping on the minibottles to his hands, breaking them and then doin the 'get some!' bit and it ended?

What I miss!!!?!11!?
 
2013-03-14 02:50:58 AM
I reedited the rape scene from Cape Fear to propose once.

She said no.
 
2013-03-14 02:52:49 AM

Torqueknot: Mr. Eugenides: My dog thought that movie was great.  He likes it when the wolves win.  I didn't have the heart to show him the scene after the credits.

errrr.... maybe I missed the scene after the credits?  What happened? <Spoiler Alert!>  I remember him taping on the minibottles to his hands, breaking them and then doin the 'get some!' bit and it ended?

What I miss!!!?!11!?


I'm just skipping to the end now.

It shows the wolf lying there dying, like at the start.
 
2013-03-14 03:04:43 AM
You get the impression he's laying next to the wolf though, perhaps both dying. The rest of the pack would have taken him down if he'd lived anyway. <end spoilers>
 
2013-03-14 04:32:16 AM

ryant123: Gyrfalcon: ....because nothing says love marriage like six men being slowly eaten to death by wolves?


What kind of marriage do you have?
 
2013-03-14 04:33:11 AM

studman 69: And The Grey is not a horror film. It's suspense. comedy.


If you know anything about wolves, disasters, and backpacking (or even just pets, minor inconveniences, and car camping) that movie is total crap. It's a Troma film that refuses to drop the pretense of an Oscar contender when it's clearly more fit for a Razzie.

If they'd have just admitted how stupid it all was and ran with it, like the Evil Dead 2, then it would be a classic. Instead they made the worst wolf movie of all time.
 
2013-03-14 07:22:49 AM
Wasn't there another one where a guy did the same thing?  Expect he made his own trailer? 
Video taped the girl's reaction while she watched and it ended with him running into the theater just like this?
 
2013-03-14 07:57:37 AM

doczoidberg: I reedited the rape scene from Cape Fear to propose once.

She said no.


This is your official entry into the "You Win The Internet" sweepstakes.
 
2013-03-14 08:03:39 AM
Lot better than the voice message proposal I left for my lady:

If you are looking for financial stability, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me quite a catch for people like you. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will marry you.
 
2013-03-14 08:11:08 AM
...and then they were both eaten by wolves.
 
2013-03-14 08:40:15 AM

buntz: Wasn't there another one where a guy did the same thing?  Expect he made his own trailer? 
Video taped the girl's reaction while she watched and it ended with him running into the theater just like this?


Yeah just a couple of weeks ago, no one was eaten by wolves in that video though.
 
2013-03-14 10:24:43 AM

CarrieWhite: You get the impression he's laying next to the wolf though, perhaps both dying. The rest of the pack would have taken him down if he'd lived anyway. <end spoilers>


Liam Neeson was on top of the Alpha so he was alive at least at the point where the wolf went down for the count.
 
2013-03-14 12:50:32 PM
Divorce within a year. Book it. Done.
 
2013-03-14 02:46:30 PM

Mr. Eugenides: CarrieWhite: You get the impression he's laying next to the wolf though, perhaps both dying. The rest of the pack would have taken him down if he'd lived anyway. <end spoilers>

Liam Neeson was on top of the Alpha so he was alive at least at the point where the wolf went down for the count.


Holy shiat.  Watched this with the wife the other week on Netflix, but didn't stick around for the credits.  Just went and watched the scene online though.  If he did kill the Alpha though, wouldn't that make him the new Alpha.  Would the other wolves still attack him after seeing him beat the Alpha, or would they know he was not to be farked with?
 
2013-03-14 04:13:51 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Holy shiat.  Watched this with the wife the other week on Netflix, but didn't stick around for the credits.  Just went and watched the scene online though.  If he did kill the Alpha though, wouldn't that make him the new Alpha.  Would the other wolves still attack him after seeing him beat the Alpha, or would they know he was not to be farked with?


Queue the next movie; Taken by the Grey.  Someone kidnaps his wife.  But he has a very particular set of skills, skills acquired over a very long career.  And the pack of megawolves who think he's their Alpha.
 
2013-03-14 04:40:42 PM

Thorak: Well I use Mac/Linux...: Holy shiat.  Watched this with the wife the other week on Netflix, but didn't stick around for the credits.  Just went and watched the scene online though.  If he did kill the Alpha though, wouldn't that make him the new Alpha.  Would the other wolves still attack him after seeing him beat the Alpha, or would they know he was not to be farked with?

Queue the next movie; Taken by the Grey.  Someone kidnaps his wife.  But he has a very particular set of skills, skills acquired over a very long career.  And the pack of megawolves who think he's their Alpha.


You mean Greyk3n?
 
2013-03-14 05:00:21 PM

Mr. Eugenides: My dog thought that movie was great.  He likes it when the wolves win.  I didn't have the heart to show him the scene after the credits.


There is no scene after the credits.  You must be hallucinating.  The ending was perfect and adding something after that would be a travesty.
 
2013-03-14 05:23:03 PM

Richard Roma: Mr. Eugenides: My dog thought that movie was great.  He likes it when the wolves win.  I didn't have the heart to show him the scene after the credits.

There is no scene after the credits.  You must be hallucinating.  The ending was perfect and adding something after that would be a travesty.


I agree totally.  There was nothing more needed.  If I could unsee that I'd be a happier person.
 
2013-03-14 06:36:17 PM
aww that's nice.  my gf and i had a huge fight and I told her the situation we're in has broken us and that we will not make it through this...so I got that going for me.
 
2013-03-15 01:51:23 AM

Mr. Eugenides: My dog thought that movie was great.  He likes it when the wolves win.  I didn't have the heart to show him the scene after the credits.


Son of a...just went back and watched the ending. I must have missed that the first time around.

Moral of that movie is that you just don't fark with Liam Neeson.
 
2013-03-15 12:56:05 PM
I hate public marriage proposals.
 
2013-03-16 01:15:53 AM

aspAddict: Mr. Eugenides: My dog thought that movie was great.  He likes it when the wolves win.  I didn't have the heart to show him the scene after the credits.

Son of a...just went back and watched the ending. I must have missed that the first time around.

Moral of that movie is that you just don't fark with Liam Neeson.


I missed it the first time around, too.  Such a sad movie.

I think The House of Sand and Fog might be the only other movie in recent memory where absolutely every single character ends up significantly worse off then when the movie began.  The Road might count, but that kid gets a family, so it's a wash.
 
2013-03-16 12:21:46 PM
i bet she cant wait for the sequel marriage.
 
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