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(Bleacher Report)   Lindsey Vonn wins her 6th straight World Cup...IN BED   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 31
    More: Interesting, Lindsey Vonn, World Cup, World Cup Downhill, Downhill Title, medial collateral ligaments, super-g, International Ski Federation, fracture  
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2013-03-13 05:54:03 PM  
Lindsey loves to schussboom.

/so I hear
 
2013-03-13 06:00:49 PM  
I'd love to snowplow HER moguls.
 
2013-03-13 08:47:38 PM  
I prefer this Lindsey
espn.go.com

/even if she screwed up Olympic Gold by showboating
 
2013-03-13 09:02:30 PM  
Oh, please. No one sees the obvious conspiracy? Let me lay it out for you.

Lindsay Vonn is injured and the only way she wins the World Cup is if the event is cancelled.
Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn are "dating".
Tiger Woods golfs with Obama, just a week or so ago.
Obama has access to the Chicago Weather Machine.
The final World Cup event is fogged out.

Put it all together. That's right people.

Obama is secretly dating Lindsay Vonn. It explains everything. The automatic sequestration. The Bush tax cuts. Vince Foster's death. Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Nixon's tapes. The Kennedy Assassinations. The trilateral commission. Davos. SXSW. Woodstock 1994. The faked Jeff Gordon Pepsi Max video. The Obama time machine.

IT'S. ALL. CONNECTED. STUDY IT OUT.
 
2013-03-13 09:10:01 PM  
Tiger IS back!
 
2013-03-13 09:25:11 PM  

bdub77: Oh, please. No one sees the obvious conspiracy? Let me lay it out for you.

Lindsay Vonn is injured and the only way she wins the World Cup is if the event is cancelled.
Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn are "dating".
Tiger Woods golfs with Obama, just a week or so ago.
Obama has access to the Chicago Weather Machine.
The final World Cup event is fogged out.

Put it all together. That's right people.

Obama is secretly dating Lindsay Vonn. It explains everything. The automatic sequestration. The Bush tax cuts. Vince Foster's death. Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Nixon's tapes. The Kennedy Assassinations. The trilateral commission. Davos. SXSW. Woodstock 1994. The faked Jeff Gordon Pepsi Max video. The Obama time machine.

IT'S. ALL. CONNECTED. STUDY IT OUT.


Damn, I don't think even Glenn Beck could connect things that crazily well
 
2013-03-13 09:45:03 PM  
I would very much enjoy hitting her Super G.

If she needs a 40 year old houseboy during rehab, EIP.
 
2013-03-13 09:46:20 PM  

bdub77: Oh, please. No one sees the obvious conspiracy? Let me lay it out for you.

Lindsay Vonn is injured and the only way she wins the World Cup is if the event is cancelled.
Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn are "dating".
Tiger Woods golfs with Obama, just a week or so ago.
Obama has access to the Chicago Weather Machine.
The final World Cup event is fogged out.

Put it all together. That's right people.

Obama is secretly dating Lindsay Vonn. It explains everything. The automatic sequestration. The Bush tax cuts. Vince Foster's death. Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Nixon's tapes. The Kennedy Assassinations. The trilateral commission. Davos. SXSW. Woodstock 1994. The faked Jeff Gordon Pepsi Max video. The Obama time machine.

IT'S. ALL. CONNECTED. STUDY IT OUT.


How much does a 1 year subscription cost? I'm in.
 
2013-03-13 09:55:56 PM  

funktilious_j: I would very much enjoy hitting her Super G.

If she needs a 40 year old houseboy during rehab, EIP.


She would kill your old ass
 
2013-03-13 10:06:42 PM  
the fortune cookie was finally right...
 
2013-03-13 10:07:24 PM  

MFAWG: funktilious_j: I would very much enjoy hitting her Super G.

If she needs a 40 year old houseboy during rehab, EIP.

She would kill your old ass


I'm a gambler....
 
2013-03-13 10:09:49 PM  

bdub77: Oh, please. No one sees the obvious conspiracy? Let me lay it out for you.

Lindsay Vonn is injured and the only way she wins the World Cup is if the event is cancelled.
Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn are "dating".
Tiger Woods golfs with Obama, just a week or so ago.
Obama has access to the Chicago Weather Machine.
The final World Cup event is fogged out.

Put it all together. That's right people.

Obama is secretly dating Lindsay Vonn. It explains everything. The automatic sequestration. The Bush tax cuts. Vince Foster's death. Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Nixon's tapes. The Kennedy Assassinations. The trilateral commission. Davos. SXSW. Woodstock 1994. The faked Jeff Gordon Pepsi Max video. The Obama time machine.

IT'S. ALL. CONNECTED. STUDY IT OUT.


Don't forget the Argentine Pope.
 
2013-03-13 10:51:26 PM  

funktilious_j: MFAWG: funktilious_j: I would very much enjoy hitting her Super G.

If she needs a 40 year old houseboy during rehab, EIP.

She would kill your old ass

I'm a gambler....


Lol, seriously: that one is crazy in the head, and a world class athlete. Hell of a way to go, but I'll just watch.
 
2013-03-13 10:57:45 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I prefer this Lindsey
[espn.go.com image 246x422]

/even if she screwed up Olympic Gold by showboating


I don't know who that biatch is, but couldn't you at least find a better picture of her? She looks like she's sick or something.
 
2013-03-13 11:01:00 PM  
I'd go downhill on her.
 
2013-03-13 11:56:51 PM  
I hear her tiger likes to play with her kitty...er...um..p...
 
2013-03-13 11:58:38 PM  
She won something for what she does in bed? Impressive stuff.

/Tiger is dating her? I thought he was back with his wife, this the winning.
 
2013-03-14 12:05:22 AM  
Got a link for those of us that refuse to give Bleacher Report a page hit?
 
2013-03-14 12:21:42 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I prefer this Lindsey
[espn.go.com image 246x422]

/even if she screwed up Olympic Gold by showboating


I agree
 
2013-03-14 09:01:45 AM  

Atomic Spunk: antidisestablishmentarianism: I prefer this Lindsey
[espn.go.com image 246x422]

/even if she screwed up Olympic Gold by showboating

I don't know who that biatch is, but couldn't you at least find a better picture of her? She looks like she's sick or something.


That's snowboarder Lindey Jacobellis, and here she is getting her boobs fondled by another chick (PNSFW).
 
2013-03-14 09:36:16 AM  
A thick fog over the course forced the International Ski Federation to cancel both the men's and women's events, resulting in a one-point title victory over second-place finisher Tina Maze of Slovenia.
 All the veteran Maze had to do was finish in the top 14 to win the downhill title, but the cancellation sealed the standings for good and denied the Slovenian the championship.


This is pretty bogus for Maze, since yesterday they were saying she can be 1st skier in 46 years to sweep season titles. Such is life, I guess.

/that article also says "Weather poses a greater risk to Thursday's super-G, but cancelling will gift Maze the title and deny second-place Julia Mancuso a shot at earning her first career crystal. ". Now I'm confused.
 
2013-03-14 12:54:01 PM  

buckeyebrain: Got a link for those of us that refuse to give Bleacher Report a page hit?


nope, but it's a simple story.  the trophy goes to whoever got the most points in the season.  vonn had a lot of points, but injured her knee late in the season.  going into the last event, she was placed in first, but would have likely lost since she couldn't compete in the last event.  but, bad weather cancelled the last event, so she remained in first.
 
2013-03-14 03:06:32 PM  

MFAWG: funktilious_j: I would very much enjoy hitting her Super G.

If she needs a 40 year old houseboy during rehab, EIP.

She would kill your old ass


Isn't she dating 37-year old Tiger Woods?

/is 42
 
2013-03-14 03:07:41 PM  

MFAWG: funktilious_j: MFAWG: funktilious_j: I would very much enjoy hitting her Super G.

If she needs a 40 year old houseboy during rehab, EIP.

She would kill your old ass

I'm a gambler....

Lol, seriously: that one is crazy in the head, and a world class athlete. Hell of a way to go, but I'll just watch.


I think watching costs extra...
 
2013-03-14 04:18:46 PM  

skrame: /that article also says "Weather poses a greater risk to Thursday's super-G, but cancelling will gift Maze the title and deny second-place Julia Mancuso a shot at earning her first career crystal. ". Now I'm confused.



There's a crystal globe for each discipline (SL, GS, SG, DH), plus an overall title. Tina has wrapped up the overall (in no small part thanks to winning the Giant Slalom title (even with one race to go!), which accounts for almost a third of her points), and has now finished second in the Downhill and first in the Super G after the fog cancellations. The Slalom's last event is Saturday, and she currently leads its standings by only 7 points (595 to 588). If she wins that, she'll have come within an excruciating point in the DH from having swept the season. Plus, she won the only 2 Super Combined events this year (which is sort-of its own discipline, but not really).

Incredible year, especially with her World Championship Gold-Silver-Silver finish in the SG-GS-SC, which hopefully will all come together for her again in a year.
 
2013-03-14 05:13:38 PM  

buckeyebrain: Got a link for those of us that refuse to give Bleacher Report a page hit?


So much THIS.  Bleacher Report sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls......... to coin a phrase.
 
2013-03-14 05:30:04 PM  
If you ask me, I think she's going downhill.  Fast.
 
2013-03-14 06:20:33 PM  

bdub77: Oh, please. No one sees the obvious conspiracy? Let me lay it out for you.

Lindsay Vonn is injured and the only way she wins the World Cup is if the event is cancelled.
Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn are "dating".
Tiger Woods golfs with Obama, just a week or so ago.
Obama has access to the Chicago Weather Machine.
The final World Cup event is fogged out.

Put it all together. That's right people.

Obama is secretly dating Lindsay Vonn. It explains everything. The automatic sequestration. The Bush tax cuts. Vince Foster's death. Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Nixon's tapes. The Kennedy Assassinations. The trilateral commission. Davos. SXSW. Woodstock 1994. The faked Jeff Gordon Pepsi Max video. The Obama time machine.

IT'S. ALL. CONNECTED. STUDY IT OUT.


Paging Pocket Ninja, Pocket Ninja, weak sauce interloper attempting to steal your schtick.
 
2013-03-14 06:28:43 PM  

bdub77: Oh, please. No one sees the obvious conspiracy? Let me lay it out for you.

Lindsay Vonn is injured and the only way she wins the World Cup is if the event is cancelled.
Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn are "dating".
Tiger Woods golfs with Obama, just a week or so ago.
Obama has access to the Chicago Weather Machine.
The final World Cup event is fogged out.

Put it all together. That's right people.

Obama is secretly dating Lindsay Vonn. It explains everything. The automatic sequestration. The Bush tax cuts. Vince Foster's death. Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Nixon's tapes. The Kennedy Assassinations. The trilateral commission. Davos. SXSW. Woodstock 1994. The faked Jeff Gordon Pepsi Max video. The Obama time machine.

IT'S. ALL. CONNECTED. STUDY IT OUT.


You, sir, are my new hero.
 
2013-03-15 10:17:05 AM  
I am a bigger Lynsey Dyer fan if we are talking skiers

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-15 11:44:01 AM  
Meh.  If what I've heard about Cat Osterman is true, she's my favorite women's sports champion.
 
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