Quantum Apostrophe: Why do they make bagpipes out of a dead animal? Some cultures are barbaric.
Mike Chewbacca: Okay, that's disgusting. Bagpipes are a breeding ground because of the saliva./my dad used to play, on occasion. Not every well, though, and he only ever learned Amazing Grace.
WorkingInParadise: Apparently the fungus makes your face turn magenta.
m00: anyone get the reference? (image didnt post last time)
blatz514: "Failing to clean my pipes led to me becoming critically ill,"I clean my pipe regularly in the shower every morning. If you know what I'm talking about and I think you do!
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