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2013-03-13 08:53:22 PM
Mr. Magoo is pretty cool
 
2013-03-13 09:01:23 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Im glad to see that this thread was full of actual discussion, memes, and a limited amount of derp.  I'll be interested to see if this Pope starts some reforms, starting with the contraception BS.

/Catholic, though not really churchgoing anymore
//confirmation name was Thomas, as in Becket.  My 8th grade self thought he was kind of a badass, giving King Henry shiat.


What's sad is I can't think your first name as anything but Igor after all these threads.
 
2013-03-13 09:03:30 PM

BubbaJones: vudukungfu: Yippie, an new head babby molester
Be sure to tell them to breed like flies
Al life is precious, you freaking pedos.

Fark you, ignorant ass!

/All people of the same religion are exactly the same!! So are races!!! People are not individuals!

//You are an atheist so you must kick puppies and eat babies. Am I doing it right?


What he's saying isn't untrue, you know.
 
2013-03-13 09:03:35 PM

HAMMERTOE: Congratulations to the new Holy Si!


¡Veo lo que usted lo hizo allí!
 
2013-03-13 09:05:55 PM

Lost Thought 00: It's the Italian guy. Burlesconni needs a new location for his Bunga Bunga parties


Heh... I get it.

"Burlesque-con-ni." Very clever.
 
2013-03-13 09:11:54 PM

ariseatex: Al-Jazeera


As a totally off-topic reply, I have become fond of their reporting over the years. They're really good and fairly unbiased which makes them a decent source for news in my humble opinion.
 
2013-03-13 09:12:17 PM
After a cursory glance, I somehow viewed this as "candidate hire new manager". Now, not only is this grammatically incorrect, it's also confusing. Upon re-reading it, I understood it for what it was, finding my own potentially unfolding CSB more interesting than the "news" itself.

/no, not stoned-

//that is all

///DNRTFA

////end of questionable CSB
 
2013-03-13 09:19:10 PM

vrax: [i45.tinypic.com image 517x648]


That was my thought too, but I went a little more theological than the ol' Bred and Jam (Loves and Fishes for Francis?)
No,
I've gone with the new edition 'Vatican for Francis'

fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-03-13 09:22:17 PM

Phoenix_M: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: kaseyfarksdaladies: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!

Thought the same thing.  Was he part of any particular youth movement as a child?

He was born in South America after WWII started in Europe.

WWII started in Europe in 1936? Who knew?

Wasn't he born in 1939? I thought the news said he was 74.


Nah...December of '36. Still too jung for the Hitler Youth, tho... ;^)
 
2013-03-13 09:37:57 PM

Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: kaseyfarksdaladies: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!


Last name sounds Italian, maybe this is a back-door (great choice of words there, eh?) way of getting an Italian pope again?
 
2013-03-13 09:40:04 PM

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: Im glad to see that this thread was full of actual discussion, memes, and a limited amount of derp.  I'll be interested to see if this Pope starts some reforms, starting with the contraception BS.

/Catholic, though not really churchgoing anymore
//confirmation name was Thomas, as in Becket.  My 8th grade self thought he was kind of a badass, giving King Henry shiat.

What's sad is I can't think your first name as anything but Igor after all these threads.


Many lulz.  Ive got you favorited, as are some others in this thread as well.  Makes it more fun. You are The Man...of PA

/Also the guy playing Samson in the History Channel's Bible should be Mark Henry.
 
2013-03-13 09:40:42 PM

Surool: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!

I'm sure it unrelated, but did you know that the escaped Nazis moved to South America after the war?


Realy? It's the first time I've heard of it.
 
2013-03-13 09:41:22 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ya'll are so stupid. There is no god, no muhammed, no buddah, no chtuhul.  There is only Zuul.


Silly Weasel! That's not how you spell Twilight Sparkle! :-)
 
2013-03-13 09:46:07 PM
I wonder how long until Dennis Rodman visits the Vatican
 
2013-03-13 09:47:15 PM

Captain Steroid: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ya'll are so stupid. There is no god, no muhammed, no buddah, no chtuhul.  There is only Zuul.

Silly Weasel! That's not how you spell Twilight Sparkle! :-)


derpicdn.net

All hail Her Holiness, Pope Twilight of Ponyville!
 
2013-03-13 09:52:41 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Lee Jackson Beauregard: Gott erhalte Franz, den Pope,
Unsern guten Pope Franz!
Lange lebe Franz, der Pope,
In des Glückes hellstem Glanz!
Ihm erblühen Lorbeerreiser,
Wo er geht, zum Ehrenkranz!
Gott erhalte Franz, den Pope,
Unsern guten Pope Franz!
Gott erhalte Franz, den Pope,
Unsern guten Pope Franz!

/Tune:  Deutschlandlied
//Obscure?


They say Papst, no?

/of course it farks up the meter
 
2013-03-13 09:55:35 PM
OK, howbout:

Gott erhalte Papst Franziskus,
Unsern guten Papa Franz!
?
 
2013-03-13 09:59:24 PM

Krustofsky: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: kaseyfarksdaladies: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!

Last name sounds Italian, maybe this is a back-door (great choice of words there, eh?) way of getting an Italian pope again?


Born to Italian immigrants, just like half of the population of Argentina.
 
2013-03-13 10:09:01 PM

Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!


Habemus pampas?
 
2013-03-13 10:18:38 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ya'll are so stupid. There is no god, no muhammed, no buddah, no chtuhul.  There is only Zuul.


You forgot Dana.
 
2013-03-13 10:28:05 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Steroid: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ya'll are so stupid. There is no god, no muhammed, no buddah, no chtuhul.  There is only Zuul.

Silly Weasel! That's not how you spell Twilight Sparkle! :-)

[derpicdn.net image 234x250]

All hail Her Holiness, Pope Twilight of Ponyville!


"On behalf of my namesake, I hereby abdicate in favor of the first thing I can find that looks good in this hat!"

i.imgur.com

Gummy would actually make a great Pope. He'd just sit there and stare blankly at you until you figured out your spiritual problems for yourself. I suppose that's a little more of a Benedictine approach than a Jesuit one, but it's something most monastic orders could accomodate.
 
2013-03-13 10:53:19 PM
Just wait until Francis gives his first Easter Mass. Out of nowhere...
i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-13 10:53:55 PM

Krustofsky: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: kaseyfarksdaladies: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!

Last name sounds Italian, maybe this is a back-door (great choice of words there, eh?) way of getting an Italian pope again?


No...his surname, Bergoglio,  looks Italian, but is pronounced Behr-HOL-io....or...Corn-HOL-io, depending. ;^)

files.gamebanana.com
 
2013-03-13 10:55:54 PM

FloydA: Endive Wombat: what do they use to make the smoke white?

yes, this is the most important question.

I'm not sure what particular method the Vatican uses, but water vapor in the smoke will do it.


They don't use anything.   The black smoke is made with a chemical additive - but the white smoke is just the ballots burning by themselves.
 
2013-03-13 10:56:56 PM

Stone Meadow: Krustofsky: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: kaseyfarksdaladies: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!

Last name sounds Italian, maybe this is a back-door (great choice of words there, eh?) way of getting an Italian pope again?

No...his surname, Bergoglio,  looks Italian, but is pronounced Behr-HOL-io....or...Corn-HOL-io, depending. ;^)

[files.gamebanana.com image 256x256]


Es vos comminans mihi?
 
2013-03-13 11:30:54 PM

clintster: Just wait until Francis gives his first Easter Mass. Out of nowhere...
[i107.photobucket.com image 850x670]


That needs to go in next week's thread.
 
2013-03-13 11:31:21 PM
image.betamonline.com
 
2013-03-13 11:53:28 PM

Donnchadha: As a Catholic, I also find the attention completely absurd.However, according to the Prophecy of the Popes, this one is the last Pope


Could it be that the sheeple will now awaken?
 
2013-03-14 12:08:06 AM

Bingledak: FloydA: Endive Wombat: what do they use to make the smoke white?

yes, this is the most important question.

I'm not sure what particular method the Vatican uses, but water vapor in the smoke will do it.

They don't use anything.   The black smoke is made with a chemical additive - but the white smoke is just the ballots burning by themselves.


That was the case until the 1940's. They add chemicals to create both black and white smoke now. The exact recipe they used this year was covered in here a couple of times, and is a quick google away. It's a new one, since the black and white smoke both looked rather gray last time around.
 
2013-03-14 01:40:38 AM

Jake Havechek: The white smoke is really from the celebratory bong hits for coming to a decision.


Imagine if the Pope's first edict was to legalize it in Vatican City, then pass a bong around the chapel?

In my estimation that'd make him the coolest pope ever.

Hell, I might even consider the Catholic faith.

/or maybe not

Snap back to reality: I just read in a couple of places that 1) he's extremely anti-gay and anty-gay-marriage, and has a scandal over his head involving the kidnapping of two priests by the Argentine Navy.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
 
2013-03-14 01:41:43 AM

Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: kaseyfarksdaladies: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!

Thought the same thing.  Was he part of any particular youth movement as a child?

He was born in South America after WWII started in Europe.

WWII started in Europe in 1936? Who knew?


World War ll was a world war. It started in N China with the Japanese attacking.
 
2013-03-14 02:06:01 AM
I love how the fWc has taken over this thread.
 
2013-03-14 02:16:17 AM
img839.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-14 02:35:49 AM

MNguy: First non-European Pope ever.


incorrect
 
2013-03-14 06:31:04 AM

Fish_Fight!: I love how the fWc has taken over this thread.


For the latest Papal news and rumors, call

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-14 08:16:19 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Fish_Fight!: I love how the fWc has taken over this thread.

For the latest Papal news and rumors, call

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x375]


Mean Gene has the scoop!  Call now!!!
 
2013-03-14 09:38:55 AM

Kevin72: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: kaseyfarksdaladies: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!

Thought the same thing.  Was he part of any particular youth movement as a child?

He was born in South America after WWII started in Europe.

WWII started in Europe in 1936? Who knew?

World War ll was a world war. It started in N China with the Japanese attacking.


WW2 in Europe started in September of 1939, when Francis was nearly three years old.
 
2013-03-14 10:31:59 AM

Stone Meadow: Kevin72: Stone Meadow: Phoenix_M: kaseyfarksdaladies: Tillmaster: He's from Argentina? Not another German pope!

Thought the same thing.  Was he part of any particular youth movement as a child?

He was born in South America after WWII started in Europe.

WWII started in Europe in 1936? Who knew?

World War ll was a world war. It started in N China with the Japanese attacking.

WW2 in Europe started in September of 1939, when Francis was nearly three years old.


Anyway we are on the same page that WWll didn't start on Pearl Harbor Day.
 
2013-03-14 12:16:43 PM
It's not the first time that the Hand of God has reached into Argentina:
withfriendship.com
 
2013-03-14 01:07:04 PM
d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net
a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar ...
 
2013-03-14 05:50:11 PM
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/at long last
 
2013-03-14 09:55:30 PM
Last Pope Standing?
 
2013-03-14 10:23:21 PM

TheManofPA: Last Pope Standing?


*chair shot*

I AM the Last Pope Standing! XD
 
2013-03-15 01:19:32 AM

Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: Last Pope Standing?

*chair shot*

I AM the Last Pope Standing! XD


No, that's me!
 
2013-03-15 02:06:51 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: Last Pope Standing?

*chair shot*

I AM the Last Pope Standing! XD

No, that's me!


What's sad, is that isn't for a whole other day.

WHAR POPE WHAR!
 
2013-03-15 12:39:25 PM
He wasn't one of the front runners.  Must have been a chant-in candidate.
 
2013-03-15 05:20:28 PM

chickenfarmer: He wasn't one of the front runners.  Must have been a chant-in candidate.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-16 11:32:33 PM
Last Pope Standing

/making me the Pope
 
2013-03-17 04:37:48 PM
Last.

www.wrestlingopedia.com.

Standing.
 
2013-03-17 04:53:34 PM
END THIS ST PATRICK OR I WILL

END THIS ST PATRICK OR I WILL
 
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