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2013-03-13 03:11:59 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-13 03:12:14 PM
Here we go!  Curtains are moving
 
2013-03-13 03:12:16 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Pope Probie
 
2013-03-13 03:12:16 PM
The curtains are moving!! Repeat, the curtains are moving!!
 
2013-03-13 03:12:22 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-13 03:12:29 PM
HereWeGo.jpg
 
2013-03-13 03:12:30 PM
and here...we...GO!
 
2013-03-13 03:12:30 PM
ok pope is coming out

/yeah i'm so original
 
2013-03-13 03:12:30 PM
The curtains MOVED!
 
2013-03-13 03:12:32 PM
Pope coming out.
 
2013-03-13 03:12:34 PM
It's Pope Ohzau!!!
 
2013-03-13 03:12:36 PM
i.imgur.com

WHO THE FARK IS THAT
 
2013-03-13 03:12:43 PM
Pope is a shadow puppet?
 
2013-03-13 03:12:46 PM
Mic botch!
 
2013-03-13 03:12:49 PM
If God guides them, why do they have to vote so many times?
 
2013-03-13 03:12:51 PM
NOT A BLACK GUY
 
2013-03-13 03:12:55 PM
I bet that long stick mic thing is used as a prostate massager.
 
2013-03-13 03:12:59 PM

GAT_00: The Papal Twitter has been reactivated.


imageshack.us
That Scotty.  He can fix anything!
 
2013-03-13 03:13:02 PM
Yay, an old white dude!!
 
2013-03-13 03:13:08 PM
They have to staple the hat to his head before he can come out. It takes months to learn to wear that thing without it falling off constantly.
 
2013-03-13 03:13:11 PM
HOLY CRAP IT'S RON PAUL
 
2013-03-13 03:13:12 PM
Oh my god he's having a stroke. Someone call an ambulance!!!!
 
2013-03-13 03:13:12 PM
FIRST POPE


It's


/boobies
 
2013-03-13 03:13:14 PM
Pergolio
 
2013-03-13 03:13:20 PM
OK. Pope is coming out.
 
2013-03-13 03:13:22 PM
Is that dude in red drunk?
 
2013-03-13 03:13:22 PM
Was that the name?
 
2013-03-13 03:13:24 PM
Hope the new Pope isn't prone to seizures, cause that's a lot of flashing lights.
 
2013-03-13 03:13:24 PM
Dude, he's totally lip-syncing that latin... and badly.
 
2013-03-13 03:13:30 PM
Pope Francisco is his name!
 
2013-03-13 03:13:34 PM

ariseatex: deadsanta: Seriously wtf, pick your pope-name and come out already, I'm sick of winter!

They're probably trying to convince the new pope that now is the WORST time to pick "Peter" as your pope name.


Besides the prophecy that says that Peter II will be the last Pope?  The prophecy that Benedict XVI believed in enough that he chose the name "Benedict" because it went along with the prophecy.
 
2013-03-13 03:13:35 PM

robsul82: NOT A BLACK GUY


That's not the pope...
 
2013-03-13 03:13:36 PM
Pope O'malley?
 
2013-03-13 03:13:37 PM
The prophecy of Malachy are coming to fruition Look for meteors to hit Rome this summer
 
2013-03-13 03:13:38 PM
Well, that audio was useless.
 
2013-03-13 03:13:40 PM

Car_Ramrod: deadsanta: Seriously wtf, pick your pope-name and come out already, I'm sick of winter!

You can't tell me that Cardinals don't stay up late at night, laying in bed, dreaming up their possible Pope names.


I wonder if they play a variation of "your porn name" up at the vatican. You know, your porn name is your childhood pet name plus your parents' street name. So I'm Peter Otter Rock. What would the vatican version be?
 
2013-03-13 03:13:42 PM
Argentina wins!
 
2013-03-13 03:13:48 PM
They're not going to lower him from the rafters, are they?

Then we'll have to go through this all again.
 
2013-03-13 03:13:53 PM
well......WE"RE WAITING
 
2013-03-13 03:13:55 PM
Francis I
 
2013-03-13 03:13:56 PM
It's Preparation H Raymond!!1!
 
2013-03-13 03:13:57 PM
Pope Francisco, Cardinal Bergolio..Argentinian
 
2013-03-13 03:13:57 PM
Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina, age 76
 
2013-03-13 03:13:58 PM
This is a worse debut than the shockmaster
 
2013-03-13 03:13:59 PM
Holy shiat, from Buenos Aires.
 
2013-03-13 03:14:09 PM

inert: HOLY CRAP IT'S RON PAUL


Tim Baffoe @Ten_Foot_Midget
I'd like to point out that win or lose, Ron Paul ran for Pope on half the campaign funds as his opponents.
 
2013-03-13 03:14:11 PM
I dunno what the hell the dude just said, but it went over with the crowd like a turd in a punchbowl.
 
2013-03-13 03:14:11 PM
Aaaaaand of course the moment I post that, the doors open announcing the Pope is out of the Holy Shiatter...and it looks like they picked the Argentinian.
 
2013-03-13 03:14:12 PM

Weaver95: c'mon Peter the Roman!


Yes!  End the Church as we know it.
 
2013-03-13 03:14:15 PM
Whoa. Latin American pope!
 
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