Sliding Carp: Onkel Buck: Endive Wombat: what do they use to make the smoke white?.ProtestantsThat's a month in the very pits of hell for you.
deadsanta: Seriously wtf, pick your pope-name and come out already, I'm sick of winter!
WTF Indeed: [sandystrachan.files.wordpress.com image 404x491]
netgamer7k: Somebody's peaking through the curtains!
MFAWG: eagles95: Come on black pope for epic lulz!!Sadly, my BiL would probably quit the church.
durbnpoisn: Good. Can we just get over this already?Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity. My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow... In other words, it means less than nothing to me.
Endive Wombat: Can someone please explain the "ok, Pope is coming out" meme?
robsul82: *START STATIC*
VvonderJesus: "The new Pope is-"*START STATIC*
FizixJunkee: Endive Wombat: Can someone please explain the "ok, Pope is coming out" meme?Coming out of the closet?
FirstNationalBastard: I wish the pope would come out to the sped up version of "I Can't Turn You Loose" that the Blues Brothers used.
uncleacid: Will Michael Buffer be making the announcement?
LeroyBourne: He's taking his gotdamn sweet time. He's probably on the shiatter, he's very excited.
robsul82: OH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POPE...I think I'm cute...I know I'm sexy!
Crackers Are a Family Food: According to Brian Williams, someone just peeked through the curtains on the balcony. He noted that they are thin curtains.
jaytkay: FirstNationalBastard: I wish the pope would come out to the sped up version of "I Can't Turn You Loose" that the Blues Brothers used.Or he could do the James Brown cape thing
I_C_Weener: Gifted Many Few: Tim Curry would make an awesome pope.I also cast a vote for The Undertaker.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 364x400]
WalkingCarpet: What year is this again?
FirstNationalBastard: netgamer7k: Somebody's peaking through the curtains![iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de image 640x360]
Silverstaff: cgraves67: "Wow, I'm the pope. Oh, crap! I'm the pope!" - the new popehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456472/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Have_a_Pope_%28film%29There was a movie with that plot a couple of years ago. A humble old Cardinal is elected Pope, and freaks out at the realization of the magnitude of it.
bdub77: It just feels weird with no Dick Clark there.
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