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2013-03-13 03:04:34 PM

litespeed74: My guess is it will be an old white guy.


Abe Vigoda?
 
2013-03-13 03:04:39 PM
"The New Pope's a Niger ian. . . "

my, that's Sheriff.

The new Pope's a Sheriff . . .
 
2013-03-13 03:04:49 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: DRESS HIM UP, SEND HIM OUT.


RAWHIDE!
 
2013-03-13 03:04:59 PM

Summoner101: This headline is not infantile enough for the depths Fark sinks to.

/C'mon, "Ok, Pope is coming out."
//Comedy gold, Jerry!


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-13 03:05:00 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: DRESS HIM UP, SEND HIM OUT.


hello?  mind control parasite FIRST, then ceremony SECOND!  geez.  ya gotta get the order right.
 
2013-03-13 03:05:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 03:05:17 PM

Gifted Many Few: Tim Curry would make an awesome pope.

I also cast a vote for The Undertaker.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 03:05:24 PM

bdub77: Scola.

 [d18l6vcvyycasf.cloudfront.net image 300x292]

So basically Brian Dennehey is possibly our next pope.


Over here the BBC is guessing it's that Luis Scola fellow.
 
2013-03-13 03:05:32 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: litespeed74: My guess is it will be an old white guy.

Abe Vigoda?


Well, he would be the last Pope, since he's immortal.
 
2013-03-13 03:05:51 PM

AlHarris31: Rann Xerox: bdub77: My money is on Scherer.

My money is on Ratzinger walking onto the balcony and saying: "Fooled you guys!"

BAH GAWD KING, THATS RATZINGERS MUSIC!  DAMN HIM.


Awwww Sonovabiath..
 
2013-03-13 03:05:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: A SECOND POPE HAS HIT THE SOUTH VATICAN!


I'm a bad person.  This made me laugh.  Hard.
 
2013-03-13 03:06:00 PM
globalturnstile.com
 
2013-03-13 03:06:05 PM
Announcement imminent.
 
2013-03-13 03:06:11 PM
There's a light on in the balcony room!   Almost time!
 
2013-03-13 03:06:16 PM
I think the delay is the Air Force F18s that do the fly over are grounded because of the Sequestor.
 
2013-03-13 03:06:18 PM
*START STATIC*
 
2013-03-13 03:06:28 PM
THIS ANNOUNCEMENT MAY CONTAIN STROBE EFFECTS
 
2013-03-13 03:06:33 PM

downstairs: hawcian: I can believe CNN has the least annoying coverage of this.

Did you mean can't?  I've only been watching CNN, and if others are worse.... sheesh.

These guys can't vamp for crap.  At least discuss history and the like.

They seriously had to inform us that this is the second pope of the millennium


Yea, oops. Can't. When I switched from MSNBC they were discussing twitter feeds and Chris Matthews was letting everyone know that catholic private schools are soooo awesome. Fox was just gushing about faith.
 
2013-03-13 03:06:36 PM
Can someone please explain the "ok, Pope is coming out" meme?
 
2013-03-13 03:06:37 PM
And the lights go off...

GONG
 
2013-03-13 03:06:40 PM
666
 
2013-03-13 03:06:42 PM
Seriously wtf, pick your pope-name and come out already, I'm sick of winter!
 
2013-03-13 03:06:45 PM
i133.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-13 03:06:47 PM
Sounds like Michel Buffer is ready to do the introductions.
 
2013-03-13 03:06:54 PM
Ordered a pope hat minus tomatoes. who even likes those

Benedict is being a douche

Alright, pope time

Okay pope is coming out
 
2013-03-13 03:07:03 PM
Peek-a-boo!
 
2013-03-13 03:07:06 PM

eagles95: Come on black pope for epic lulz!!


Sadly, my BiL would probably quit the church.
 
2013-03-13 03:07:13 PM
ANDRE... THE GIANT!
 
2013-03-13 03:07:13 PM
DAMN HIM PUNK HAS THE URN
 
2013-03-13 03:07:19 PM

Endive Wombat: Can someone please explain the "ok, Pope is coming out" meme?


Coming out of the closet?
 
2013-03-13 03:07:21 PM
Ignore the man behind the curtain
 
2013-03-13 03:07:25 PM
Somebody's peaking through the curtains!
 
2013-03-13 03:07:26 PM

litespeed74: My guess is it will be an old white guy.


I certainly pope so.
 
2013-03-13 03:07:26 PM
zicoydelia.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-13 03:07:27 PM
.... please be a female pope..
 
2013-03-13 03:07:29 PM

GAT_00: Announcement imminent.


prepare for rapture!  rapture in 5 minutes!  alpha teams to start position. Alpha teams to start position.  rapture in 5 minutes!
 
2013-03-13 03:07:30 PM

AlHarris31: Rann Xerox: bdub77: My money is on Scherer.

My money is on Ratzinger walking onto the balcony and saying: "Fooled you guys!"

BAH GAWD KING, THATS RATZINGERS MUSIC!  DAMN HIM.


"IT WAS ME, SHEEPLE! IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!"
 
2013-03-13 03:07:39 PM
He's peeking out! He's turtlin'!
 
2013-03-13 03:07:44 PM

hawcian: downstairs: hawcian: I can believe CNN has the least annoying coverage of this.

Did you mean can't?  I've only been watching CNN, and if others are worse.... sheesh.

These guys can't vamp for crap.  At least discuss history and the like.

They seriously had to inform us that this is the second pope of the millennium

Yea, oops. Can't. When I switched from MSNBC they were discussing twitter feeds and Chris Matthews was letting everyone know that catholic private schools are soooo awesome. Fox was just gushing about faith.


I am watching the fox and cbs live web feed, minus the reporter commentary
 
2013-03-13 03:07:45 PM
"No One EXPECTS!....................."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 03:07:50 PM

NeoCortex42: There's a light...


Over at the Popenstien place
There's a light
Burning the in the fireplace.
 
2013-03-13 03:07:50 PM
According to Brian Williams, someone just peeked through the curtains on the balcony.  He noted that they are thin curtains.
 
2013-03-13 03:07:51 PM
almostitalian.com
 
2013-03-13 03:07:53 PM
I put all my money on Bono and Richard Dawkins. With 500 to 1 odds, I am going to make a killing!
 
2013-03-13 03:07:57 PM
I wish the pope would come out to the sped up version of "I Can't Turn You Loose" that the Blues Brothers used.
 
2013-03-13 03:08:00 PM
We went from watching a stovepipe to watching a window.
 
2013-03-13 03:08:02 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: [content8.flixster.com image 270x270]


I came for that reference.  Would've accepted this one too:

media.theiapolis.com

www.actionmoviefreak.com
 
2013-03-13 03:08:03 PM

cgraves67: "Wow, I'm the pope. Oh, crap! I'm the pope!" - the new pope


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456472/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Have_a_Pope_%28film%29

There was a movie with that plot a couple of years ago.  A humble old Cardinal is elected Pope, and freaks out at the realization of the magnitude of it.
 
2013-03-13 03:08:10 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ANDRE... THE GIANT!


They should set up some smoke machines and sparklers.
 
2013-03-13 03:08:15 PM
He's taking his gotdamn sweet time. He's probably on the shiatter, he's very excited.
 
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