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2013-03-13 02:18:31 PM

durbnpoisn: Good.  Can we just get over this already?

Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity.  My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow...  In other words, it means less than nothing to me.


You sound fallible.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:32 PM
I love that new pope smell.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:38 PM
Very strange. I decided to check out that chimney webcam and within 2 minutes, white smoke. I thought Naaaaah. But Yeahhhh.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:39 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I hope this one has horns.


Agreed, a solid horn section is vital when bringing the funk.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:46 PM
It was really refreshing to have Catholic threads that didn't involve boy-rape or the battle against the evils of birth control.


/fun while it lasted
 
2013-03-13 02:18:59 PM

Jake Havechek: The white smoke is really from the celebratory bong hits for coming to a decision.


And this is one of the weirder comments we'll see in this thread.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:01 PM
Bobby Valentine needs a job and he already has a saints name
 
2013-03-13 02:19:05 PM
content8.flixster.com
 
2013-03-13 02:19:06 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 02:19:06 PM
what do they use to make the smoke white?

yes, this is the most important question.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:08 PM

allegedman: QUICK SOMEBODY STAMPEDE CATTLE THROUGH THE VATICAN


Kinky . . .
 
2013-03-13 02:19:09 PM
 his name is Peter, we're all farked.

th1204.photobucket.com

/nice knowing you idiots
 
2013-03-13 02:19:11 PM
They live in a palace made of granite and gold with priceless art, but their chimney looks like a hobo jerry rigged it.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:14 PM

I_C_Weener: Summoner101: This headline is not infantile enough for the depths Fark sinks to.

/C'mon, "Ok, Pope is coming out."
//Comedy gold, Jerry!

I was late.  New Pope selected.  Classic Pope still better tasting.


I prefer Pope Zero
 
2013-03-13 02:19:19 PM
First Jewish Pope?
 
2013-03-13 02:19:29 PM

NeoCortex42: That was a much quicker decision than I expected.  I figured we'd be going another day or two.



Me ad.

\don't really know Latin
 
2013-03-13 02:19:30 PM
Wow, Rodman shows up in Rome and the Pope is chosen.  This man can get things done!  Let's get him on the sequester.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:39 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com

BREAKING NEWS: MARIJUANA LEGALIZED IN VATICAN CITY

/meh
 
2013-03-13 02:19:39 PM
+1 to subby, I had a mini panic attack at first :o

/BIRDS!
//on the smoke stack.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:39 PM
The conclave entered into the room.
Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom.
Their votes was unanimous.
The horror instantaneous.
Observe! Smoke from chimney - not white but red!
They say it was the day that God bled.
Nuns weeped, holy men cursed
As they looked up onto the balcony and saw...
Beelzebub the First!
I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:40 PM

I_C_Weener: Summoner101: This headline is not infantile enough for the depths Fark sinks to.

/C'mon, "Ok, Pope is coming out."
//Comedy gold, Jerry!

I was late.  New Pope selected.  Classic Pope still better tasting.


The good news is that the classic Pope will be available along side the new Pope on your Vatican shelves once they are finished changing around the display.

/hopefully they had the good sense to pick someone under 60 this time
 
2013-03-13 02:19:40 PM
Who gives a real damned about this out-dated, unnecessary, ineffective, and absurd title? It means nothing! I think 100-200 years from now almost any signs of real religion as practice will be gone. All I read these days are how many kids don't believe anything like this bullshiat. Thanks innanets and educashuns!
 
2013-03-13 02:19:40 PM
I thought white smoke meant six more weeks of winter.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:43 PM
www.metalinjection.net
 
2013-03-13 02:19:46 PM
My money's on the old white guy.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:48 PM
So does the Pope shiat in the woods or what?
 
2013-03-13 02:19:58 PM
I have Sandri in our pool.  Come on Leo!
 
2013-03-13 02:19:59 PM
I wanted the seagull to still be standing on the chimney when the smoke rose, ideally getting startled by it, and pooping in front of millions
 
2013-03-13 02:20:02 PM
Habemus Papam!
 
2013-03-13 02:20:03 PM
I hope it isn't the guy who was on the ticket with Sarah Palin as Vice Pope.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:04 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 02:20:08 PM

vernonFL: They live in a palace made of granite and gold with priceless art, but their chimney looks like a hobo jerry rigged it.


Actually, a couple of guys did rig it up. It does not stay in place all the time apparently.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:17 PM
Excellent job, Subby.

I have a feeling this is one of those headlines that was thought up in advance, like mine for when Dick Cheney dies.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:21 PM
Hang the Pope
Hang the Pope
Hang the Pope
Hang the Pope
Hang the Pope
Hang the Pope
Hang with a farking rope

Let's go to the Vatican
Get him out of bed
Put the noose around his neck
And hang him till he's farking dead


Thank you Nuclear Assault.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:26 PM
WOOHOO! Let's have a few to celebrate!
 
2013-03-13 02:20:28 PM

TomD9938: First Jewish Pope?


First pope Jewish.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:38 PM
Now. We're rooting for Christoph Schoenborn of Austria. We don't want Arinze or Scola or Turkson or Ouellet or Sandri.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:38 PM
White smoke = smoking meth. Wonder how many little boys "disappeared" in that area...
 
2013-03-13 02:20:39 PM
5th ballot = some hack that will do business as usual.

run, altar boys, run
 
2013-03-13 02:20:39 PM
I've got my money on an older White guy.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:41 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 02:20:42 PM

durbnpoisn: Good.  Can we just get over this already?

Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity.  My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow...  In other words, it means less than nothing to me.


As a Catholic, I also find the attention completely absurd.However, according to the Prophecy of the Popes, this one is the last Pope
 
2013-03-13 02:20:47 PM

I_C_Weener: Jake Havechek: The white smoke is really from the celebratory bong hits for coming to a decision.

And this is one of the weirder comments we'll see in this thread.


Somehow I doubt that.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:49 PM
i.imgur.com

Please be a black pope!!!
 
2013-03-13 02:20:52 PM
I was surprised that they went with a Buddhist.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:56 PM

durbnpoisn: Good.  Can we just get over this already?

Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity.  My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow...  In other words, it means less than nothing to me.


he is the leader of a massive orginization.  1 billion followers.  thats not small potatoes.  plus add in the craziness that the church has gone through over the last several years...there is a lot of historical significance
 
2013-03-13 02:20:57 PM
Abandon pope, all ye who enter here
 
2013-03-13 02:20:57 PM
Gee I hope it's some out of touch old guy...
 
2013-03-13 02:21:00 PM

TomD9938: First Jewish Pope?


Wouldn't that be Peter?
 
2013-03-13 02:21:01 PM
Thumbs up, subby.
 
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