TomD9938: First Jewish Pope?
MNguy: henryhill: neritz: netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 250x135]Please be a black pope!!!This.Latin American
Endive Wombat: what do they use to make the smoke white?yes, this is the most important question.
Wind Chimes: henryhill: neritz: netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 250x135]Please be a black pope!!!This.What he said.
scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]
Supes: Habemus Papam!
cretinbob: The Antichrist rises
robsul82: [www.wrestlinglol.com image 509x398]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Abandon pope, all ye who enter here
durbnpoisn: My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow... In other words, it means less than nothing to me.
The Incredible Sexual Egg: C'mon Pope O'Malley/what?
neritz: MNguy: henryhill: neritz: netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 250x135]Please be a black pope!!!This.Latin AmericanAcceptable, but the butt hurt will be much greater with a black one./non-Catholic here.
VvonderJesus: Karl Rove insisting it's still too early to call
allegedman: QUICK SOMEBODY STAMPEDE CATTLE THROUGH THE VATICAN
spentmiles: It'd be awesome if no one emerged all day and night, but smoke kept billowing out. Finally, tomorrow morning, they knock down the door and find nothing but a bunch of charred remains and the stench of burnt flesh. Then that seagull flies in and starts turbo-shiatting all over everything. I see in rock and roll.
GoldDude: I have fifty bucks riding on the 1000:1 longshot candidate: Father Dougal Maguire (Craggy Island).\ the funny part is that this was an actual choice on the PaddyPower Irish bookie site.
FloydA: Endive Wombat: what do they use to make the smoke white?yes, this is the most important question.I'm not sure what particular method the Vatican uses, but water vapor in the smoke will do it.
Weaver95: hmm. well that was quicker than I expected.
cgraves67: I love that new pope smell.
chrylis: cretinbob:Whoa. What anti-Catholic screed is *that* from?
Treygreen13: The conclave entered into the room.Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom.Their votes was unanimous.The horror instantaneous.Observe! Smoke from chimney - not white but red!They say it was the day that God bled.Nuns weeped, holy men cursedAs they looked up onto the balcony and saw...Beelzebub the First!I am the Anti-Pope.I am the Anti-Pope.Like a lion kills an antelope.Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
durbnpoisn: Good. Can we just get over this already?Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity. My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow... In other words, it means less than nothing to me.
gas giant: A second pope has hit the world tra...Oh, f*ck it.Maybe they elected Berlusconi.
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