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2013-03-13 02:21:01 PM
oh, I see, abandon my thread for another one.  Fine, be that way.  XD

Nicely done though subby.
 
2013-03-13 02:21:08 PM

TomD9938: First Jewish Pope?


Wasn't Peter Jewish?
 
2013-03-13 02:21:11 PM
*ding* You've got a Pope
 
2013-03-13 02:21:16 PM
In Scientology, you'd have to pay thousands of dollars and get tons of audits for this kind of thing.
 
2013-03-13 02:21:25 PM
images.forbes.com

Not even Matheny will ever be better than me, Subby!
 
2013-03-13 02:21:28 PM
It's Brees, duh.
 
2013-03-13 02:21:36 PM
Pope is coming out?
 
2013-03-13 02:21:39 PM
www.hamms-hat.com
 
2013-03-13 02:21:40 PM
It must be pretty cool to be able to suddenly become infallable just because a bunch of old, mostly white, allegedly-celibate dudes wearing red dresses vote that you are. Too bad we can't elect presidents that way.
 
2013-03-13 02:21:50 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Not impressed.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:08 PM
That was fast.  is this a new record?
 
2013-03-13 02:22:09 PM
I'm hoping for a transgender advocate of LGBT rights. That would be something worth tuning in for.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:10 PM

GalFriday: Is it Dennis Rodman?


The new guy will be the Jackie Robinson of Popes.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:13 PM
 
2013-03-13 02:22:16 PM

Glitchwerks: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 800x1225]


Enjoy your internets.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:21 PM

Mirrorz: KingKauff: Great headline, subby.

Did you submit this?


Was it dull and/or stupid? That should give you the answer right there.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:25 PM
No dadflarbignarbignabbit, the pope is a nig*DANG*
 
2013-03-13 02:22:25 PM
Great headline.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:30 PM

NeoCortex42: Wasn't Peter Jewish?


Wasn't Jesus Jewish?

But, yeah, Peter was the first Jewish Pope.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:36 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I hope this one has horns.


I'll be happy as long as he has 10 fingers and 10 toes.

Oh, and is a Nazi pedophile, but that goes without saying.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:42 PM

VvonderJesus: [www.hamms-hat.com image 317x396]


a+
 
2013-03-13 02:22:43 PM
Can CM Punk make it 3/3 and interrupt the Pope too?

/popebomb
 
2013-03-13 02:22:53 PM
He's only infallible when he sits in the chair with the funny hat on.

Yeah, I know stuff, big whoop, ya wanna fight about it?
 
2013-03-13 02:22:58 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Let's get this party started.

/THIS IS NOT A DREAM
 
2013-03-13 02:23:01 PM
That was pretty quick
 
2013-03-13 02:23:04 PM

netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 250x135]

Please be a black pope!!!


This.
 
2013-03-13 02:23:05 PM

Donnchadha: durbnpoisn: Good.  Can we just get over this already?

Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity.  My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow...  In other words, it means less than nothing to me.

As a Catholic, I also find the attention completely absurd.However, according to the Prophecy of the Popes, this one is the last Pope


I'm sure the conspiracy nuts will twist some small detail in such a way to claim that it's really him!

/ his butler's uncle's former roommate was from Rome! See? It's Peter the Roman!!
 
2013-03-13 02:23:08 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-13 02:23:17 PM

robsul82: It's Brees, duh.


Brees is no mere Pope.  He's much holier than that.
 
2013-03-13 02:23:21 PM
Come on Jesuit Pope.

Or black Pope, because the reactions would be fun.  Just don't be another traditional European Pope.  Or American.
 
2013-03-13 02:23:29 PM

neritz: netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 250x135]

Please be a black pope!!!

This.

 
2013-03-13 02:23:37 PM
Welcome, Pope George Ringo.
 
2013-03-13 02:23:47 PM

ArgusRun: That was fast.  is this a new record?


I think the Stones did a cover of it, but I'll get back to you.
 
2013-03-13 02:23:49 PM

Endive Wombat: durbnpoisn: Good.  Can we just get over this already?

Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity.  My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow...  In other words, it means less than nothing to me.

he is the leader of a massive orginization.  1 billion followers.  thats not small potatoes.  plus add in the craziness that the church has gone through over the last several years...there is a lot of historical significance


Also, the Vatican is a country and he is a new Head of State.

/it's good to be the king!
 
2013-03-13 02:23:50 PM

Perducci: Adjective Bird Whiskey: I hope this one has horns.

I'll be happy as long as he has 10 fingers and 10 toes.

Oh, and is a Nazi pedophile, but that goes without saying.


Hey, being a Nazi is a plus not a requirement.
 
2013-03-13 02:23:52 PM
Please tell me it's Cardinal Glick!
www.thefilmpilgrim.com
 
2013-03-13 02:23:53 PM
Karl Rove insisting it's still too early to call
 
2013-03-13 02:23:54 PM
www.wrestlinglol.com
 
2013-03-13 02:23:58 PM

henryhill: neritz: netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 250x135]

Please be a black pope!!!

This.


Latin American
 
2013-03-13 02:24:01 PM
Cardinals: "Let's get the flock out of here."
 
2013-03-13 02:24:02 PM
His first roster move will be to send a whole bunch of real players down to the minors.
 
2013-03-13 02:24:06 PM

scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]


haha, your name, that movie.
 
2013-03-13 02:24:09 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-13 02:24:10 PM
The Battle Pope is a separate position.
 
2013-03-13 02:24:20 PM
Wow, I just got the phone call, and I have to say I'm both honored and shocked.  I mean, I'm not a Cardinal, or even Catholic (or Christian) but I guess they thought they needed a real change.

You may address me as Your Holiness, Pope Hero the First from now on
 
2013-03-13 02:24:21 PM

henryhill: neritz: netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 250x135]

Please be a black pope!!!

This.


What he said.
 
2013-03-13 02:24:24 PM

Cyberluddite: It must be pretty cool to be able to suddenly become infallable just because a bunch of old, mostly white, allegedly-celibate dudes wearing red dresses vote that you are. Too bad we can't elect presidents that way.


Eh. The pope isn't infallible in everything he says; he has to officially invoke papal infallibility. That's a pretty rare thing.
 
2013-03-13 02:24:44 PM
I have fifty bucks riding on the 1000:1 longshot candidate: Father Dougal Maguire (Craggy Island).

\ the funny part is that this was an actual choice on the PaddyPower Irish bookie site.
 
2013-03-13 02:24:53 PM

Donnchadha: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 271x275]


Came for Space Pope, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-13 02:24:54 PM
imageshack.us
 
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