durbnpoisn: Good. Can we just get over this already?Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity. My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow... In other words, it means less than nothing to me.
Adjective Bird Whiskey: I hope this one has horns.
Jake Havechek: The white smoke is really from the celebratory bong hits for coming to a decision.
allegedman: QUICK SOMEBODY STAMPEDE CATTLE THROUGH THE VATICAN
I_C_Weener: Summoner101: This headline is not infantile enough for the depths Fark sinks to./C'mon, "Ok, Pope is coming out."//Comedy gold, Jerry!I was late. New Pope selected. Classic Pope still better tasting.
NeoCortex42: That was a much quicker decision than I expected. I figured we'd be going another day or two.
vernonFL: They live in a palace made of granite and gold with priceless art, but their chimney looks like a hobo jerry rigged it.
TomD9938: First Jewish Pope?
I_C_Weener: Jake Havechek: The white smoke is really from the celebratory bong hits for coming to a decision.And this is one of the weirder comments we'll see in this thread.
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