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2013-03-13 02:14:34 PM
Nice.  Also happy we didn't get another "Pope is coming out" headline.
 
2013-03-13 02:14:42 PM
That was a much quicker decision than I expected.  I figured we'd be going another day or two.
 
2013-03-13 02:14:46 PM
Yes.  THIS one is good.
 
2013-03-13 02:14:47 PM
Seagull, you're ruining the shot!
 
2013-03-13 02:15:02 PM
 
2013-03-13 02:15:11 PM
This headline is not infantile enough for the depths Fark sinks to.

/C'mon, "Ok, Pope is coming out."
//Comedy gold, Jerry!
 
2013-03-13 02:15:16 PM
Is it Dennis Rodman?
 
2013-03-13 02:15:24 PM
and the winner is?
 
2013-03-13 02:15:24 PM
Is it Batman?
 
2013-03-13 02:15:25 PM
Is it just me or did that smoke look most definitely black at first, then turn white?  Or maybe it's just because it's dark there.

POPE THREAD!!!1
 
2013-03-13 02:15:29 PM
No matter what, the dude is going to be known as The Seagull Pope.
 
2013-03-13 02:15:29 PM
I hope this one has horns.
 
2013-03-13 02:15:35 PM
Great headline, subby.
 
2013-03-13 02:15:53 PM

Byno: Nice.  Also happy we didn't get another "Pope is coming out" headline.


Come-on. That's classic!

/ this one is funny too
 
2013-03-13 02:16:01 PM
LET'S GET READY TO HUMBLE, CATHOLICS!
 
2013-03-13 02:16:08 PM
Millions watching a stovepipe online now have nothing to do.
 
2013-03-13 02:16:18 PM

Byno: Nice.  Also happy we didn't get another "Pope is coming out" headline.


Agree, I was ready to wince. I was cringingly pre-winced if you will.
 
2013-03-13 02:16:18 PM
Steven Seagull?
 
2013-03-13 02:16:21 PM
The Antichrist rises
 
2013-03-13 02:16:30 PM

KingKauff: Great headline, subby.


Did you submit this?
 
2013-03-13 02:16:32 PM

Summoner101: This headline is not infantile enough for the depths Fark sinks to.

/C'mon, "Ok, Pope is coming out."
//Comedy gold, Jerry!


I was late.  New Pope selected.  Classic Pope still better tasting.
 
2013-03-13 02:16:35 PM
Scola. Calling it now.

And another few decades of backward, misogynistic, euro-centric idiocy.
 
2013-03-13 02:16:39 PM
Will the new pope come out and see its shadow or not?
 
2013-03-13 02:16:41 PM

Summoner101: This headline is not infantile enough for the depths Fark sinks to.

/C'mon, "Ok, Pope is coming out."
//Comedy gold, Jerry!


Believe me, there were at least a dozen attempts at some level of puerility.

/mine amongst them
//glad this is the thread that won
 
2013-03-13 02:16:43 PM
The white smoke is really from the celebratory bong hits for coming to a decision.
 
2013-03-13 02:16:45 PM

nekom: Is it just me or did that smoke look most definitely black at first, then turn white?  Or maybe it's just because it's dark there.


It was a bit grey, but it was nowhere near the black of the previous ones.  It did take a couple moments to be obviously white, though.
 
2013-03-13 02:16:49 PM
Won the conclave.  Finally got the Virginia delegation to vote for me!
 
2013-03-13 02:16:51 PM
I guess the gay bath house will be busy tonight.
 
2013-03-13 02:16:51 PM
Nate Silver predicted this
 
2013-03-13 02:17:02 PM
Thanks Obama
 
2013-03-13 02:17:17 PM
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2013-03-13 02:17:20 PM
I love you, Subby.
 
2013-03-13 02:17:21 PM
Is he a rabbit?
 
2013-03-13 02:17:25 PM
It'd be awesome if no one emerged all day and night, but smoke kept billowing out.  Finally, tomorrow morning, they knock down the door and find nothing but a bunch of charred remains and the stench of burnt flesh.  Then that seagull flies in and starts turbo-shiatting all over everything.  I see in rock and roll.
 
2013-03-13 02:17:27 PM
Pope jonathan Livingston I.
 
2013-03-13 02:17:28 PM
does romney have his concession speech ready?
 
2013-03-13 02:17:29 PM
What year is this again?
 
2013-03-13 02:17:30 PM
QUICK SOMEBODY STAMPEDE CATTLE THROUGH THE VATICAN
 
2013-03-13 02:17:33 PM
Just as described in the Bible on how to elect a new Pope.  Hallelujah!
 
2013-03-13 02:17:38 PM
♫♪ Would you like to see the pope
on the end of a rope?
Do you think he's a fool? ♫♪
 
2013-03-13 02:17:42 PM
LaRussa coming back? Good deal.
 
2013-03-13 02:17:43 PM
Welcome the new boss, same as the old boss
 
2013-03-13 02:17:48 PM
Good.  Can we just get over this already?

Speaking as a non-Catholic, I find it completely absurd that the news media is portraying this as some sort of gigantic event for all of humanity.  My coffee will still taste the same tomorrow...  In other words, it means less than nothing to me.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:11 PM

Cyclometh: Scola. Calling it now.

And another few decades of backward, misogynistic, euro-centric idiocy.


Too obvious. I'm going with the Canadian dude, Marc Ouellet.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:14 PM
I'm honestly shocked that so many folks seem to give a shiat about this.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:16 PM
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Doesn't seem very Popeish to me.....
 
2013-03-13 02:18:19 PM
Who's going to bat for the church?

/I'm guessing they have to dress him up before they take him to the balcony
 
2013-03-13 02:18:21 PM

ranold: Will the new pope come out and see its shadow or not?


Thousands are waiting there to get their new iPope.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:27 PM

cretinbob:


Whoa. What anti-Catholic screed is *that* from?
 
2013-03-13 02:18:28 PM

Byno: Nice.  Also happy we didn't get another "Pope is coming out" headline.


If you paid your $5, you'd see the 11 other "Pope is coming out" headlines that weren't greenlit

Yes, 11. There were a few others as well.
 
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