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(Gawker)   Liam Hemsworth decides he didn't sign up for the weird shaved head mullethawk thing on Miley Cyrus' head, calls off their engagement   (gawker.com) divider line 64
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2013-03-13 02:27:02 PM
Who cares about this?
 
2013-03-13 02:44:49 PM
What kind of idiot releases this kind of information on pope day?  Bad call.
 
2013-03-13 03:08:59 PM

chatikh: Who cares about this?


Done in one.
 
2013-03-13 03:11:58 PM
That's pretty cool!

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-13 03:56:07 PM

chatikh: Who cares about this?


Hey!

Available.

Duh.
 
2013-03-13 03:57:36 PM

Ambivalence: What kind of idiot releases this kind of information on pope day?  Bad call.


Seriously, people need to have some respect for Pope Is Coming Out Now Day. I mean, for many older generations of devout Catholics, this may be their very last Pope Is Coming Out Now Day.

/c/'mon people
 
2013-03-13 03:58:18 PM
Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.
 
2013-03-13 03:58:53 PM
She's become Hannah Dontwantya.
 
2013-03-13 04:00:47 PM

Brick-House: Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.


I came to comment that he probably hadn't realized up-front that he would have to fight Billy Ray for her at the altar.
 
2013-03-13 04:02:24 PM

DVDave: Brick-House: Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.

I came to comment that he probably hadn't realized up-front that he would have to fight Billy Ray for her at the altar.


Three times, nonetheless.
 
2013-03-13 04:02:26 PM

chatikh: Who cares about this?


You care enough to comment that you don't care.
 
2013-03-13 04:05:10 PM
speaking of shaving, what's the male equivalent of a beard?
 
2013-03-13 04:06:09 PM

Nana's Vibrator: speaking of shaving, what's the male equivalent of a beard?


A bush?
 
2013-03-13 04:06:39 PM
He dating January Jones now anyways.....
 
2013-03-13 04:09:32 PM

PaisleyHunter: He dating January Jones now anyways.....


Who isn't?
 
2013-03-13 04:09:33 PM

espiaboricua: chatikh: Who cares about this?

You care enough to comment that you don't care.


Exactly... stands to reason that the person who commented the very first, cares about it the very most.
 
2013-03-13 04:12:02 PM

carrion_luggage: She's become Hannah Dontwantya.


no kidding.  I have seen her on "Two and a half men" and I pray to god that southern accent the character has is fake and not her own.  If that is her real accent coupled with the hair, I will legitimately Studman69 on this one.
 
2013-03-13 04:12:49 PM
Meh.  I prefer his brother anyway.

www.geekpeeks.com
 
2013-03-13 04:14:23 PM
I'm shocked that those lovebirds couldn't make it work. Now my faith in relationships is completely devestated.
 
2013-03-13 04:15:03 PM
I give it 6 months before her official "coming out" announcement.
 
2013-03-13 04:15:28 PM

mycathatesyou: PaisleyHunter: He dating January Jones now anyways.....

Who isn't?


Ziggy.  From Quantum Leap.  What do I win?
 
2013-03-13 04:20:13 PM

Brick-House: Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.


DVDave: Brick-House: Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.

I came to comment that he probably hadn't realized up-front that he would have to fight Billy Ray for her at the altar.


I was thinking more along the lines of everytime she yelled out daddy while they were going at it he broke in on them thinking she was needing his attention.
 
2013-03-13 04:25:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_MloTHiRk

I'm sure my wife would be good with this.
 
2013-03-13 04:27:48 PM
I thought the partially shaved head look was kind sexy in some of the pics...
 
2013-03-13 04:29:04 PM
I thought she was already married. Who the hell is "Billy-Ray", then?
 
2013-03-13 04:30:51 PM

eas81: Brick-House: Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.

DVDave: Brick-House: Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.

I came to comment that he probably hadn't realized up-front that he would have to fight Billy Ray for her at the altar.

I was thinking more along the lines of everytime she yelled out daddy while they were going at it he broke in on them thinking she was needing his attention.


if he wouldnt be a problem if he hadnt been wearing a speedo jr

/and completely oiled up
//and asked if they needed a 3rd wheel
 
2013-03-13 04:35:54 PM
Love 'em and Liam.
 
2013-03-13 04:36:08 PM

WhippingBoy: I thought she was already married. Who the hell is "Billy-Ray", then?


I think he filled in for Chris Hemsworth at some point, and people are confused because the brothers look so similar.

/someone will get this sort-of joke
 
2013-03-13 04:40:03 PM

bulldg4life: I thought the partially shaved head look was kind sexy in some of the pics...


I concur, but apparently some farkers thinks that means she likes girls or something.
 
2013-03-13 04:40:15 PM

Robert1966: WhippingBoy: I thought she was already married. Who the hell is "Billy-Ray", then?

I think he filled in for Chris Hemsworth at some point, and people are confused because the brothers look so similar.

/someone will get this sort-of joke


No, you're thinking of Randy Travis and his death metal clone.
 
2013-03-13 04:40:27 PM
mullethawk

Mohullet.
 
2013-03-13 04:45:34 PM
The "weird, shaved head mullethawk thing" doesn't bother me nearly as much as those seriously busted Ferengi teeth. (shudders)
Biatch made a mint on that insipid "Hannah Montana" show and STILL hasn't done a damn thing to fix those hideous choppers. When she's on the red carpet and starts smiling for the cameras, I fully expect to see another little set of teeth pop out of her mouth, Alien Queen-style.
 
2013-03-13 04:46:19 PM
what's wrong with the mohawk? all the dirty porn stars have em; christy mack, eva angelina, skin diamond, etc.

/they also have alot of tattoos too.... wtf did billy ray do to her?
 
2013-03-13 04:51:58 PM

WhippingBoy: I thought she was already married. Who the hell is "Billy-Ray", then?


He's the dude that played admiral Adama in the Battlestar Galactica remake
 
2013-03-13 04:55:21 PM

Dastardly Scoundrel: The "weird, shaved head mullethawk thing" doesn't bother me nearly as much as those seriously busted Ferengi teeth. (shudders)
Biatch made a mint on that insipid "Hannah Montana" show and STILL hasn't done a damn thing to fix those hideous choppers. When she's on the red carpet and starts smiling for the cameras, I fully expect to see another little set of teeth pop out of her mouth, Alien Queen-style.


I had to Google that to see what you were talking about.  Apparently, she's fixed them (although I didn't quite get the Alien Queen thing as I look at the before).

(Shrug.)

celebrities.ninemsn.com.au
 
2013-03-13 05:04:27 PM

Nana's Vibrator: speaking of shaving, what's the male equivalent of a beard?


Merkin?
 
2013-03-13 05:06:24 PM
 
2013-03-13 05:11:02 PM

Skwrl: Dastardly Scoundrel: The "weird, shaved head mullethawk thing" doesn't bother me nearly as much as those seriously busted Ferengi teeth. (shudders)
Biatch made a mint on that insipid "Hannah Montana" show and STILL hasn't done a damn thing to fix those hideous choppers. When she's on the red carpet and starts smiling for the cameras, I fully expect to see another little set of teeth pop out of her mouth, Alien Queen-style.

I had to Google that to see what you were talking about.  Apparently, she's fixed them (although I didn't quite get the Alien Queen thing as I look at the before).

(Shrug.)

[celebrities.ninemsn.com.au image 582x388]


Wow! She's definitely had some work done. I stand corrected.
Maybe it's the whole gum-to-tooth ratio thing that's putting me off. She seems to have a hard time keeping them covered...kinda reminds me of Geena Davis just a little.
 
2013-03-13 05:11:41 PM
Sex tape to be released in 3 2 1...
 
2013-03-13 05:24:06 PM
blogs.tennessean.com

What's brown and has two cheeks? A BUTTHOLE!
 
2013-03-13 05:45:41 PM

Brick-House: Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.


Redneck is busy pounding away at his sister one day.  She sees a smile creep across his face and asks what's up? He says, your cooter is just as tight as Mom's. She goes, I know, Dad told me the same thing.
 
2013-03-13 06:32:29 PM
He's 23 y/o.  If you still need to be married at 30, do it.  Nobody should be married at 23.
 
2013-03-13 06:48:52 PM

Skwrl: Dastardly Scoundrel: The "weird, shaved head mullethawk thing" doesn't bother me nearly as much as those seriously busted Ferengi teeth. (shudders)
Biatch made a mint on that insipid "Hannah Montana" show and STILL hasn't done a damn thing to fix those hideous choppers. When she's on the red carpet and starts smiling for the cameras, I fully expect to see another little set of teeth pop out of her mouth, Alien Queen-style.

I had to Google that to see what you were talking about.  Apparently, she's fixed them (although I didn't quite get the Alien Queen thing as I look at the before).

(Shrug.)

[celebrities.ninemsn.com.au image 582x388]


She should do something about those spiders on her eyeballs.
 
2013-03-13 07:47:48 PM
You do not marry the boyfriend you have at 20 or the girlfriend you have at 23 unless you are an ignorant hick.  Or it's 1950 where those ages were actually mature.

/remember that Miley was the Creature Formerly Known As Destiny Hope
//hick
///those Hemsworth brothers are FINE though
 
2013-03-13 07:52:00 PM

Opiate of the Lasses: Brick-House: Yeah that, and she kept comparing him to her daddy in bed.

Redneck is busy pounding away at his sister one day.  She sees a smile creep across his face and asks what's up? He says, your cooter is just as tight as Mom's. She goes, I know, Dad told me the same thing.


Redneck girl asks her daddy for the car. To get it she has to start going down on him. A minute later she says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shiat!" The father says, "Oh yeah, your brother has the car"
 
2013-03-13 07:56:25 PM

Marisyana: You do not marry the boyfriend you have at 20 or the girlfriend you have at 23 unless you are an ignorant hick.  Or it's 1950 where those ages were actually mature.

/remember that Miley was the Creature Formerly Known As Destiny Hope
//hick
///those Hemsworth brothers are FINE though


Yes, most all of this. Mr. Unsympathetic and I were together at 19 and 21. Didn't get married at that age, but we've been together almost 10, married almost 4 years. Just don't get married before 25. And don't make babies until you're well past 25.

/Still happy
//No kids
///Not hicks.
 
2013-03-13 08:21:19 PM
'Liam Hemsworth decides he didn't sign up for the weird shaved head mullethawk thing on Miley Cyrus' head, calls off their engagement   longest, most desperate publicity stunt.'

FTFY.
 
2013-03-13 09:02:47 PM

Marisyana: You do not marry the boyfriend you have at 20 or the girlfriend you have at 23 unless you are an ignorant hick.  Or it's 1950 where those ages were actually mature.

/remember that Miley was the Creature Formerly Known As Destiny Hope
//hick
///those Hemsworth brothers are FINE though


mrdish and I met when I was 17 and he was 19. We were married 2 months after my 22nd birthday, we've been married for almost 8 years. No kids, we do have a large Saint Bernard, which is like having a kid, I suppose. Marrying young isn't for everyone, I'll grant you, but just because you do, doesn't mean you are stupid or a hick.

I do agree with your statement about the Hemsworth brothers though. Sploosh.
 
2013-03-13 09:43:43 PM

mrsdish: Marrying young isn't for everyone, I'll grant you, but just because you do, doesn't mean you are stupid or a hick.


I can agree with that. For me, I'm still way too immature to be a parent and too independent to want to get married (or at least I feel I don't have my shiat together enough to take on more responsibilities), but some people have different feelings and situations.
 
2013-03-13 10:02:10 PM

Serial: I give it 6 months before her official "coming out" announcement.


Nope.  I'll take that bet, and raise you the announcement that "she is more straight-laced and traditional than the press leads people to believe" spin statement, which will likely be released before the weekend.  Friday would be my guess.
 
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