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(Right Wing Watch)   Family Research Council official: "Single People should not be allowed to have sex". Yes he actually said that   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 57
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2013-03-13 02:12:05 PM
7 votes:
The Family Research Council

i.infopls.com

These guys?
2013-03-13 02:11:00 PM
7 votes:
Tell that to Mary, mother of Jesus Christ!
2013-03-13 02:22:12 PM
6 votes:
www.aguywalksinto365bars.com
2013-03-13 02:14:09 PM
6 votes:

Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"




Wait, all the single ladies?
2013-03-13 05:56:45 PM
4 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Sybarite: Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"

Wait, all the single ladies?

All the single ladies


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-13 02:19:52 PM
4 votes:
How on earth do they expect single people to stop being single if we're not allowed to have sex?
2013-03-13 02:07:43 PM
4 votes:
We also shouldn't be allowed to masturbate, according to these yahoos.

Apparently, only the Church has the authority to fark us all.
2013-03-13 06:49:02 PM
3 votes:

efgeise: I feel like this is a very applicable usage of "Fark you I got mine."


I'd say more like "Fark you, if I have to be stuck in a sexless marriage with a frigid harridan because my archaic superstition doesn't allow for divorce, then you should have to suffer too!"
2013-03-13 04:11:52 PM
3 votes:
[CLICKS ARTICLE]

"Stilgar, do we have wormsign derpsign?"

"Usal, we have wormsign derpsign the likes of which even God has never seen."
2013-03-13 03:58:09 PM
3 votes:

sammyk: dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.

Is there any subject you wont try to insert gun control into the conversation?


To be fair, he can't get aroused without a gun around, so it's relevant.
2013-03-13 03:40:33 PM
3 votes:

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I can go along with this.  I mean, for ugly people.


Buddy, I've seen you through hidden cameras carefully placed inside the rim of your toilet. You're not one to talk.
2013-03-13 02:28:30 PM
3 votes:

Sybarite: Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"

Wait, all the single ladies?


All the single ladies
2013-03-13 01:58:35 PM
3 votes:
That sort of principled conservative stance seems likely to get a spectacular response from younger voters.
2013-03-13 08:09:31 PM
2 votes:

suziequzie: ... from my cold, dead vagina.


You have one of those too? Do you know my wife?
2013-03-13 07:09:02 PM
2 votes:

PsiChick: MisterRonbo: PsiChick: So a matriarchy like the Iraquois isn't a 'functioning society'?

Not once the white settlers got done with them. Sadly. More  Christian values!

Eh, pick any current matriarchy, preferably one with a revitalization movement. Farking = Good is even a  Pagan mindset, and that's one of the beliefs we aren't drawing from modern-day, it's one of the oldest symbolic ideas there are.

/But yeah, basically the AFC is a bunch of idiots.


Well the Patriots, yeah. Maybe the Ravens. But the whole AFC, harsh.
2013-03-13 04:34:24 PM
2 votes:
...when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
2013-03-13 04:18:59 PM
2 votes:
The Handmaid's Tale is not a how-to manual, folks.....
2013-03-13 04:09:36 PM
2 votes:

DirkValentine: dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.

Yeah, exactly the same thing.   Guns have been around as long as sex and are just as natural.

is it possible for you to enter a thread without sucking on your guns like a bag of dicks?


Let's not shame people for their kinks.
2013-03-13 04:04:51 PM
2 votes:

NateAsbestos: WinoRhino: Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.

In their defense, it takes a lot of cajones to run on the "we hate sex!" platform.


Well, sure - abstaining that long is sure to cause some swelling.
2013-03-13 03:54:01 PM
2 votes:

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Wow, its almost as if this topic has nothing to do with gun control.

FOCUS!

theinfosphere.org
2013-03-13 03:25:59 PM
2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.


you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?
2013-03-13 02:14:29 PM
2 votes:
This is actually consistent with all their other positions that I've seen.  They want to outlaw abortion, they want to eliminate modern sex ed, they want to keep gay marriage illegal, and they want what seem to be a lot of theocratic policies put into law.

If no one had sex before marriage, no one would "need" birth control, abortion, paternity tests, Planned Parenthood, or sexy ads on TV.  That is, in their view.  Trying to ban all the things that fornicating people want/need/use only makes sense if you also want to ban fornication, otherwise:

Chariset: But if you do have sex, you'd better get pregnant, and you'd better carry that shame-baby the whole term and then you'd better raise it all by yourself, you dirty whore. And don't you dare go on food stamps or welfare. You should have thought of that before you had sex.


They'd end up feeling a little judgy, and have to worry about the needs of sinners.
2013-03-13 02:14:26 PM
2 votes:

Dr Dreidel: We also shouldn't be allowed to masturbate, according to these yahoos.


Well, that's what he means by "single people."

You need to have at least  two people, otherwise it just doesn't work.
2013-03-13 02:02:19 PM
2 votes:
And by "single people" he really means "single women"

But if you do have sex, you'd better get pregnant, and you'd better carry that shame-baby the whole term and then you'd better raise it all by yourself, you dirty whore.  And don't you dare go on food stamps or welfare.  You should have thought of that before you had sex.
2013-03-14 09:20:29 AM
1 votes:

AdamK: this guy's marriage must be pretty sex-starved


Nah. His wife just closes her eyes and thinks about Channing Tatum while he closes his eyes and thinks about Channing Tatum.
2013-03-13 11:50:42 PM
1 votes:

MisterEZ: This is why we never should've stopped throwing the christians to the lions.


We ran out of lions.
2013-03-13 10:53:35 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: mjjt: Coming soon, although probably generic android bodies and you print off whatever face you want tonight.

why would I care what her face looks like?  I've got plenty of paper bags at home.


If you're that unselective, you probably need a bag for each of you
2013-03-13 10:15:55 PM
1 votes:
This is why we never should've stopped throwing the christians to the lions.
2013-03-13 08:43:42 PM
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: WinoRhino: Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.

In their defense, it takes a lot of cajones to run on the "we hate sex!" platform.


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2013-03-13 08:34:50 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "they corral people, "

You know who else?
2013-03-13 08:04:17 PM
1 votes:

Gulper Eel: It's not like I needed their reminder; in my single days it seemed like all that women ever did was not allow me to have sex.


And now that you're married, it's down to one woman not allowing you to have sex?
2013-03-13 08:01:10 PM
1 votes:
It's not like I needed their reminder; in my single days it seemed like all that women ever did was not allow me to have sex.
2013-03-13 07:59:58 PM
1 votes:
... from my cold, dead vagina.
2013-03-13 07:57:47 PM
1 votes:

mjjt: Could you 3D print me someone/something to have sex with, because if so, we've found a solution to the FRC's problem...unless I'm misunderstanding the problem, which is likely.

Coming soon, although probably generic android bodies and you print off whatever face you want tonight.


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2013-03-13 07:19:54 PM
1 votes:

spongeboob: Another oldie but not goodie  As long as you are willing to pay her Dad 50 silver shekels and marry her you can rape a virgin.  But you can never get divorced, doesn't seem fair to the girl.


Dude, "fair" is a thing with carousels with horsies in them that go round n round.

:(
2013-03-13 06:46:07 PM
1 votes:

PiffMan420: The Family Research Council is listed as an anti-gay hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-files/groups/fami ly -research-council


Oh, don't pay any attention to that.  SPLC just says that because the Family Research Council is an anti-gay hate group.

Oh, right.
2013-03-13 06:22:45 PM
1 votes:
I know it really really wrong but I have such a urge to go take a dumps on these peoples graves when they die.
2013-03-13 06:19:21 PM
1 votes:

George Walker Bush: Someone expressed desire for a governing foundation all stable functioning societal constructs throughout history emphasized.

You're living in the past, man!


You should wash things like that after you pull them out of your ass.
2013-03-13 06:18:12 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?

Actually, abortion... because if I can't get birth control because some guy like in TFA had his way and I got pregnant, then yes, I'd have to have an abortion. I can't financially afford to be pregnant. If I had to have an abortion I'd have to have a vaginal wand inserted in order to get the State mandated ultrasound.

So yes, it does follow with the article and TFT, thank you very much.

you could 3D print your own condoms though...


Could you 3D print me someone/something to have sex with, because if so, we've found a solution to the FRC's problem...unless I'm misunderstanding the problem, which is likely.
2013-03-13 06:12:08 PM
1 votes:
I would like to see these FRC people remove their hideous, sinful, satanic sex organs, including all secondary characteristics.

Obviously Almighty God has designed the human body incorrectly.
2013-03-13 05:54:55 PM
1 votes:
I'll think about him while I fark my girlfriend.

Er... wait...
2013-03-13 05:31:57 PM
1 votes:
"Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don't do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever,"

This is good, keep it coming. Let's get it all out in the open.
2013-03-13 05:22:10 PM
1 votes:
It is important to note the Family Research Council agrees with many teenagers. Anal isn't sex.
2013-03-13 04:34:22 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: spongeboob: Don't forget Lot, offering his virgin daughters to be raped by a crowd and then later getting both of his virgin daughters pregnant. But that is okay because he was drunk and they came on to him

I left Lot off the list because both the rape-y townsfolk and the incest are seen as bad things in the Bible, so we do agree on those values. Tricking your father-in-law into thinking you're a prostitute so that you can get impregnated by him is totally a-ok, though.


The rape-y townsfolk may be seen as bad, but if Lot is the sole righteous man in Sodom doesn't that make his actions righteous, so the offering your daughters to be raped seems to not be wrong.
2013-03-13 04:19:25 PM
1 votes:
 "Single People should not be allowed to have sex"

Right, so it's only with twins then.

Helloooooo nurses!
2013-03-13 04:18:26 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?


to-may-to, to-mah-to
2013-03-13 04:09:58 PM
1 votes:
I find it hilarious that he says that "We" didn't give single people permission to have sex. As if they have to ask him.

Fark you, you old windbag. No one has to ask you permission to do anything. You just can't handle that you aren't in power anymore, but you sure loved it when you were and miss it so so much.
2013-03-13 04:08:39 PM
1 votes:
FUNFACT!  When single people have sex, they are coupling.
2013-03-13 04:07:06 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Yeah, exactly the same thing.   Guns have been around as long as sex and are just as natural.

is it possible for you to enter a thread without sucking on your guns like a bag of dicks?
2013-03-13 04:05:22 PM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don't do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever.

FFS, these guys are proud of slut shaming.


I am trying to think of historical examples where single men were shamed for getting laid.

/And, what, exactly, did they use the corral for?
2013-03-13 04:04:57 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: This is actually consistent with all their other positions that I've seen.


Guess how much I care whether or not it's "Consistent." Go on, guess.
2013-03-13 04:03:07 PM
1 votes:

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: hardinparamedic: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I can go along with this.  I mean, for ugly people.

Buddy, I've seen you through hidden cameras carefully placed inside the rim of your toilet. You're not one to talk.

I squirted that last on on Sunday for you, big guy.  But the odds are you're right.  Egads!


Be honest here. You went and looked, didn't you?
2013-03-13 04:02:45 PM
1 votes:

efgeise: I feel like this is a very applicable usage of "Fark you I got mine."


Not for singles!
2013-03-13 03:58:11 PM
1 votes:

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I can go along with this.  I mean, for ugly people.


They all look hot at 2am when the bar is closing
2013-03-13 03:55:38 PM
1 votes:
Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.
2013-03-13 03:37:07 PM
1 votes:
I can go along with this.  I mean, for ugly people.
2013-03-13 03:09:36 PM
1 votes:

sammyk: Is there any subject you wont try to insert gun control into the conversation?


Be fair; there hasn't been a gun thread in like 40 minutes.
 
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