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2013-03-13 01:34:10 PM
23 votes:
Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture...

F*ck your culture and tradition.  I am not beholden to it.  It means nothing to me.  And I'll fight at every turn to keep you from pushing it on those who don't follow it.
2013-03-13 02:02:19 PM
12 votes:
And by "single people" he really means "single women"

But if you do have sex, you'd better get pregnant, and you'd better carry that shame-baby the whole term and then you'd better raise it all by yourself, you dirty whore.  And don't you dare go on food stamps or welfare.  You should have thought of that before you had sex.
2013-03-13 03:22:16 PM
10 votes:

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Really? In a thread about sex?

No one is walking into your home and rifling through your gun cabinet. But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

One of these things is actually happening in our country while the other is not.

sheesh.
2013-03-13 02:12:05 PM
7 votes:
The Family Research Council

i.infopls.com

These guys?
2013-03-13 02:07:43 PM
7 votes:
We also shouldn't be allowed to masturbate, according to these yahoos.

Apparently, only the Church has the authority to fark us all.
2013-03-13 03:30:21 PM
6 votes:

serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?


Actually, abortion... because if I can't get birth control because some guy like in TFA had his way and I got pregnant, then yes, I'd have to have an abortion. I can't financially afford to be pregnant. If I had to have an abortion I'd have to have a vaginal wand inserted in order to get the State mandated ultrasound.

So yes, it does follow with the article and TFT, thank you very much.
2013-03-13 02:11:00 PM
6 votes:
Tell that to Mary, mother of Jesus Christ!
2013-03-13 03:08:39 PM
5 votes:

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Is there any subject you wont try to insert gun control into the conversation?
2013-03-13 02:19:52 PM
4 votes:
How on earth do they expect single people to stop being single if we're not allowed to have sex?
2013-03-13 03:55:38 PM
3 votes:
Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.
2013-03-13 03:22:48 PM
3 votes:
And "conservatives" take another step toward their ultimate irrelevance.

These guys aren't helping you attract voters, Republicans.
2013-03-13 03:17:23 PM
3 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: the 1972 case that overturned a Massachusetts law banning the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, may rank "as the single most destructive decision in the history of the Court."

Why do they want so many goddamn babies? Seriously, why so many babies?!


Because they want to keep women barefoot and pregnant, rather than in school or employed.
2013-03-13 02:42:57 PM
3 votes:
Anyone have an over/under on this guy getting caught blowing someone in a rest stop bathroom?

/NTTAWWT, unless you're some wingnut taintsniffer
2013-03-13 01:58:35 PM
3 votes:
That sort of principled conservative stance seems likely to get a spectacular response from younger voters.
2013-03-13 01:35:34 PM
3 votes:
Go f*ck yourself, bub
2013-03-13 10:10:19 PM
2 votes:

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.



You must be a Republican to come up with that comparison. I can't murder 20 first graders in seconds with my penis, but I can have consensual sex with someone with it. There's no such thing as consensual murder. Do you see the difference now?
2013-03-13 07:21:04 PM
2 votes:
These idiots have no concept of anthropology or history. They seem to think that people have lived in one nuclear family (husband, wife, their children under 18) in one household after marriage for 100% of the human race since homo sapiens existed.

They also think that nobody ever practiced any kind of contraception or abortion before Sanger and Roe v. Wade, respectively. Which is most certainly NOT the case. And that fetuses have always been worshiped and adored as live children, which is not even the case in the Old Testament.
 \I blame it on home-schooling
2013-03-13 05:55:23 PM
2 votes:

kab: So his wording is poor, but he has a point: historically, societies made it a bit of a no-no to have sex before marriage. And he's got a point there.


 The point was that women were property, and your virgin chattel lost ALL VALUE along with their virtue.  So yes, it was really important to stop, punish, corral and shame premarital sex because it destroyed the marriage (and thus monetary) value of your property.
 There's no reason to institute rules against premarital sex WITHOUT ALSO bringing back chattel slavery.  There's absolutely no value to these rules in and of themselves.
2013-03-13 05:27:51 PM
2 votes:
I am so farking sick of you Conservatives.
2013-03-13 05:25:17 PM
2 votes:
As someone who is not currently single, I say FARK YOU to the Family Research Council.  What people do with their hoo-has and wing-wangs has nothing to do with you, provided they're not breaking the law or trying to involve you in it.  Find something else to stomp your feet and rant about, like fluoride in the water supply or the remnants of an alien spacecraft at Roswell.
2013-03-13 04:18:59 PM
2 votes:
The Handmaid's Tale is not a how-to manual, folks.....
2013-03-13 04:02:01 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: impaler: Everything, because what the Supreme Court essentially said is single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse. Well, societies have always forbidden that, there were laws against it... Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture and setting in motion what we have.

This guy's knowledge of history is laughable.

FTFY


A better FTFY
2013-03-13 03:17:29 PM
2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: the 1972 case that overturned a Massachusetts law banning the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, may rank "as the single most destructive decision in the history of the Court."

Why do they want so many goddamn babies? Seriously, why so many babies?!


White Evengelical Christian Males typically don't really care about babies they just want to control women, they just claim to care about babies because Jesus said something about little ones or to emotianaly manipulate the gullible.
2013-03-13 03:11:26 PM
2 votes:
the 1972 case that overturned a Massachusetts law banning the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, may rank "as the single most destructive decision in the history of the Court."

Why do they want so many goddamn babies? Seriously, why so many babies?!
2013-03-13 03:05:33 PM
2 votes:

impaler: Everything, because what the Supreme Court essentially said is single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse. Well, societies have always forbidden that, there were laws against it... Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture and setting in motion what we have.

This guy's knowledge of history is laughable.


FTFY
2013-03-13 03:03:41 PM
2 votes:
Everything, because what the Supreme Court essentially said is single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse. Well, societies have always forbidden that, there were laws against it... Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture and setting in motion what we have.

This guy's knowledge of history is laughable.
2013-03-13 02:20:26 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub



Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.
2013-03-13 02:14:29 PM
2 votes:
This is actually consistent with all their other positions that I've seen.  They want to outlaw abortion, they want to eliminate modern sex ed, they want to keep gay marriage illegal, and they want what seem to be a lot of theocratic policies put into law.

If no one had sex before marriage, no one would "need" birth control, abortion, paternity tests, Planned Parenthood, or sexy ads on TV.  That is, in their view.  Trying to ban all the things that fornicating people want/need/use only makes sense if you also want to ban fornication, otherwise:

Chariset: But if you do have sex, you'd better get pregnant, and you'd better carry that shame-baby the whole term and then you'd better raise it all by yourself, you dirty whore. And don't you dare go on food stamps or welfare. You should have thought of that before you had sex.


They'd end up feeling a little judgy, and have to worry about the needs of sinners.
2013-03-14 02:50:37 AM
1 votes:
I've always wondered why anyone, including old priests, would believe that a healthy sex life is evil. Maybe they just need to get laid.
2013-03-13 10:33:51 PM
1 votes:
I'm single and haven't had sex in a long time.  That's good.  I happen to be homosexual.  That's bad.  But I'm not the flaming obvious type.  That's good.  My toppings contain potassium benzoate.  That's bad.
2013-03-13 09:54:17 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: From the same folks who think American is gonna be run by Sharia (or, as they say, "Sharia law").


If they get their way it would be.  These sick farks will be announcing how we should be stoning rape victims in the streets next.  Because that's what the prophet Muham--I mean Jesus would do.
2013-03-13 09:49:17 PM
1 votes:
his parents should not been allowed to have sex...
2013-03-13 09:04:19 PM
1 votes:

cc_rider: Jesus...the Fundie Taliban is really running out of social issues that anyone gives a fark about.

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You can't haz slut-shaming. Not yours.


Okay, The Handmaid's Tale is not a manual, and neither is The Scarlet Letter.
2013-03-13 08:51:38 PM
1 votes:
Jesus...the Fundie Taliban is really running out of social issues that anyone gives a fark about.
 
i28.photobucket.com
You can't haz slut-shaming. Not yours.
2013-03-13 08:43:42 PM
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: WinoRhino: Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.

In their defense, it takes a lot of cajones to run on the "we hate sex!" platform.


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2013-03-13 08:31:43 PM
1 votes:
1) Ban birth control. Ban abortion. Abstinence-only edumakashun.  Defund Planned Parenthood.
2) Wonder why so many out of wedlock births.
3) Abolish food stamps. That'll larn them Welfare Queens. (The Welfare Queens with the babies, of course, not the ones with the zillion-dollar contracts with the Small Government®.)
4) Ship all the well-paying jobs overseas.
5) Gut the public schools. You don't need no edumakashun to work a McJob, and teachers are Union Thugs (except when the NRA wants to arm them).
6) Hike taxes on people who work for a living. Cut them on the plutocrats. Abolish the minimum wage. David Koch's Mercedes is six months old and he wants a new one.
7) Wonder why so many people break the law instead of starving quietly, or getting a McJob for take-home pay that won't take them home.
8) zOMG CRIME WAVE!
9) Zillion-dollar Small Government® contracts for private prisons and purveyors of riot gear.
10) No ??? here, baby.
11) Profit!
2013-03-13 08:24:12 PM
1 votes:
You christians are farking nuts. Please go jump in a lion cage.

Thx
2013-03-13 07:59:58 PM
1 votes:
... from my cold, dead vagina.
2013-03-13 07:53:49 PM
1 votes:

fuhfuhfuh: jcooli09: I become more and more convinced that religion is evil.

Religion as a concept is not all that bad. It is a mental coping mechanism for dealing with what some would see as an overwhelming world.

Religion as an institution is a method of controlling the previous group, and is essentially evil for exploiting the weakness in people for power.


spirituality is not bad, religion is evil.  Religion the concept was created to exploit fear, it is evil.  Religion is a threat to humanity.
2013-03-13 07:29:07 PM
1 votes:
For fark's sake, every time these dipshiats get the opportunity to prove themselves to be more primitive than even previously thought they gleefully take the chance.
2013-03-13 07:28:34 PM
1 votes:
Bless their poor, dear, sweet hearts.

Good luck with that. I mean, even a paragon of virtue like Sarah Palin couldn't keep her sweet daughter a virgin before marriage, and if the Chosen One couldn't manage it...
2013-03-13 07:28:13 PM
1 votes:

Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"


...and gay people who can't get married.
2013-03-13 07:21:00 PM
1 votes:
From the same folks who think American is gonna be run by Sharia (or, as they say, "Sharia law").
2013-03-13 07:14:41 PM
1 votes:
Another oldie but not goodie  As long as you are willing to pay her Dad 50 silver shekels and marry her you can rape a virgin.  But you can never get divorced, doesn't seem fair to the girl.
2013-03-13 06:58:32 PM
1 votes:

MisterRonbo: PsiChick: So a matriarchy like the Iraquois isn't a 'functioning society'?

Not once the white settlers got done with them. Sadly. More  Christian values!


Eh, pick any current matriarchy, preferably one with a revitalization movement. Farking = Good is even a  Pagan mindset, and that's one of the beliefs we aren't drawing from modern-day, it's one of the oldest symbolic ideas there are.

/But yeah, basically the AFC is a bunch of idiots.
2013-03-13 06:57:57 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: the 1972 case that overturned a Massachusetts law banning the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, may rank "as the single most destructive decision in the history of the Court."

Why do they want so many goddamn babies? Seriously, why so many babies?!


They need those babies to grow up and be thrown at the numerous wars we need to fight against the unbelievers.  I really wish I was joking about that one. :(
2013-03-13 06:53:34 PM
1 votes:
If they want to support traditional values, shouldn't they be trying to outlaw divorce?  One marriage, that's all you get, after that you can only have a civil union (which I'm told is just the same, anyway, except not offensive to tender Christian sensibilities).

And polygamy - very traditional!  Why, it's as traditional as, slavery. Both things the Bible is cool with.
2013-03-13 06:53:13 PM
1 votes:
PiffMan420:
The Family Research Council is listed as an anti-gay hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-files/groups/fami ly -research-council


No surprise.  If someone said about Jews what they say about gays, I'd expect that person to have a collection of SS daggers and swastika flags in their bedroom.
2013-03-13 06:51:46 PM
1 votes:
serial_crusher:
ok, you guys always get on me about threadjacking "marriage equality" threads with my singles-rights derp, but we can all agree on this one, right?

The two have always been interlinked to those of us who read between the lines.  The Christian Taliban's insistence that heterosexual marriage is the only framework under which ANY sexual activity is not evil is a far-reaching dogma indeed and if enacted would lead to a horrific, repressive society that few people, including most Evangelicals, would truly wish to live in.

You can bet that in such a society, however, that the religious-political elite would enjoy many, many pleasures forbidden to the masses, just as they currently do in conservative religious organizations.

ic.pics.livejournal.com
2013-03-13 06:49:02 PM
1 votes:

efgeise: I feel like this is a very applicable usage of "Fark you I got mine."


I'd say more like "Fark you, if I have to be stuck in a sexless marriage with a frigid harridan because my archaic superstition doesn't allow for divorce, then you should have to suffer too!"
2013-03-13 06:46:07 PM
1 votes:

PiffMan420: The Family Research Council is listed as an anti-gay hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-files/groups/fami ly -research-council


Oh, don't pay any attention to that.  SPLC just says that because the Family Research Council is an anti-gay hate group.

Oh, right.
2013-03-13 06:42:50 PM
1 votes:
The Family Research Council is listed as an anti-gay hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-files/groups/fami ly -research-council
2013-03-13 06:32:41 PM
1 votes:
If Almighty God did not want humans to fornicate, why did he install pussies, tittays, d1cks, epididymii, uteri, and scrotii on them?

Someone NEEDS to tell these FRC people in the most extraordinary detail that d!cks and such are SATANIC.
2013-03-13 06:19:21 PM
1 votes:

George Walker Bush: Someone expressed desire for a governing foundation all stable functioning societal constructs throughout history emphasized.

You're living in the past, man!


You should wash things like that after you pull them out of your ass.
2013-03-13 06:05:10 PM
1 votes:

kab: So his wording is poor, but he has a point: historically, societies made it a bit of a no-no to have sex before marriage. And he's got a point there.

But he is being completely oblivious to the fact that in these societies, people have always done whatever the fark they want, especially when it comes to sex, and laws don't really ever impede consenting adults. (or minors for that matter, but that's a different subject).


Also oblivious to the fact that so much of our 20th Century progress is due to delaying child birth to beyond the natural start farking age.  This computer I'm typing on and these intertubes this message is going through probably doesn't exist in a society where the vast majority have to stop their education as teens to take care of kids.
2013-03-13 05:54:00 PM
1 votes:
Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.

You are an extremely sad person. I am literally sad for you.
kab
2013-03-13 05:49:26 PM
1 votes:
So his wording is poor, but he has a point:  historically, societies made it a bit of a no-no to have sex before marriage.  And he's got a point there.

But he is being completely oblivious to the fact that in these societies, people have always done whatever the fark they want, especially when it comes to sex, and laws don't really ever impede consenting adults. (or minors for that matter, but that's a different subject).

As for his comment:

"Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture and setting in motion what we have."

Welcome to progress.   We used to merrily burn folks we thought were witches and heretics, owned slaves,  and eventually moved past all that too.   You're more than welcome to move to some stuck in a time warp 3rd world religion-centric shiathole if life here is such an abomination.
2013-03-13 05:48:59 PM
1 votes:
I guess he also thinks single people shouldn't be allowed to treat dysmenorrhea, ovarian cysts, and endometriosis.
2013-03-13 05:48:49 PM
1 votes:

Surool: vernonFL: The Family Research Council

[i.infopls.com image 180x269]

These guys?

I know, right? For all the freaking out about the Taliban these right wingers are guilty of, they sure sound a lot like them.


They don't like the competition.
2013-03-13 05:43:38 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: The Family Research Council

[i.infopls.com image 180x269]

These guys?


I know, right? For all the freaking out about the Taliban these right wingers are guilty of, they sure sound a lot like them.
2013-03-13 05:27:53 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: As someone who is not currently single, I say FARK YOU to the Family Research Council.  What people do with their hoo-has and wing-wangs has nothing to do with you, provided they're not breaking the law or trying to involve you in it.  Find something else to stomp your feet and rant about, like fluoride in the water supply or the remnants of an alien spacecraft at Roswell.


We should pity people that are this deranged and mentally unfit for a place in today's society.
2013-03-13 05:24:00 PM
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: In fact, most of the examples forming the basis of this statement are fundamentalist Islamic theocracies, which is kind of a weird thing for a Christian lobby group to reference.


Gotta disagree with that. I don't find it strange at all. The ultra paranoid, fundamentalist right wing brigade takes its lessons from America's enemies, like Sauruman peering at the Dark Lord through the Palantir.

First they absorbed the nationalist propaganda machine from the germans.

Then they learned how to use cultural paranoia and military brinksmanship as a way of life from the USSR

And finally, they most recently love and admire Jihadi types, who so stalwartly refuse to bend. They saw young muslims blowing themselves up for Allah, and decided that it was good and admirable to become more like them.

At this point, they are just a caricature of all of America's greatest enemies, rolled up into one.
2013-03-13 05:16:11 PM
1 votes:
THIS IS WHAT AMERICAN CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
2013-03-13 05:14:35 PM
1 votes:
I like the Family Research Council guy.  He's completely wrong and crazy, but at least he's being honest about his true reasons for opposing contraception.

If only all religious anti-contraception folks were this honest -- it would be quite refreshing.
2013-03-13 05:02:12 PM
1 votes:
Oh look, another conservative who doesn't grasp the concept of inalienable rights.
2013-03-13 04:57:17 PM
1 votes:
We need a new whitehouse.gov petition. Fundamentalists are forbidden from breeding and poisoning the gene pool with their regressive, neolithic fairy father worshipping genes. Then we can rape their daughters and force them to bear atheist devil babies, but only after ultrasound wanding the ever living fark out of them, on national TV.

Can't wait to pee in the jesus pool.
2013-03-13 04:48:05 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: the 1972 case that overturned a Massachusetts law banning the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, may rank "as the single most destructive decision in the history of the Court."

Why do they want so many goddamn babies? Seriously, why so many babies?!


One has to ask them this question:  Destructive to what?  Your paternalistic view that women are chattel?  If that's what they are so worried about being destroyed, then yes, I'd agree with him.  I glad that has been destroyed.
2013-03-13 04:41:07 PM
1 votes:

Emposter: hillbillypharmacist: Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture...

F*ck your culture and tradition.  I am not beholden to it.  It means nothing to me.  And I'll fight at every turn to keep you from pushing it on those who don't follow it.

Not to mention he isn't even right factually or historically.  Not that that ever seems to stop conservative bigots.


Surely the culture and tradition of millenia was already swept aside between 100-500 years ago in the US...
2013-03-13 04:39:29 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: I'm assuming that you disagree with their stance, as I do.  Then you should be happy that this politically-influential group consistently sticks to adding to their own derp-storm, which will either end up rendering them irrelevant or dragging down the like-minded politicians they endorse.


Eventually (it'll get worse before it gets better), but that doesn't really hinge on whether or not they believe their own bullshiat. Televangelists rake in millions without believing it. My post was a bit snappy and I apologise for that, but any consistency on their part is pretty irrelevant. A change from the usual hypocrisy, I suppose, but still irrelevant.

Besides, that consistency will fly right out the window as soon as they're caught banging rentboys in a brown-stained motel room.
2013-03-13 04:34:22 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: spongeboob: Don't forget Lot, offering his virgin daughters to be raped by a crowd and then later getting both of his virgin daughters pregnant. But that is okay because he was drunk and they came on to him

I left Lot off the list because both the rape-y townsfolk and the incest are seen as bad things in the Bible, so we do agree on those values. Tricking your father-in-law into thinking you're a prostitute so that you can get impregnated by him is totally a-ok, though.


The rape-y townsfolk may be seen as bad, but if Lot is the sole righteous man in Sodom doesn't that make his actions righteous, so the offering your daughters to be raped seems to not be wrong.
2013-03-13 04:23:24 PM
1 votes:

hillbillypharmacist: Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture...

F*ck your culture and tradition.  I am not beholden to it.  It means nothing to me.  And I'll fight at every turn to keep you from pushing it on those who don't follow it.


THIS.

"You know how you feel when a religion you don't follow wants to dictate how you live? Well, that's how I feel about yours."
2013-03-13 04:15:56 PM
1 votes:

hillbillypharmacist: Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture...

F*ck your culture and tradition.  I am not beholden to it.  It means nothing to me.  And I'll fight at every turn to keep you from pushing it on those who don't follow it.


We have a culture and tradition of using our fun bits shortly into the teen years, regardless of the outstanding "moral guidance" of the day.
2013-03-13 04:11:52 PM
1 votes:
[CLICKS ARTICLE]

"Stilgar, do we have wormsign derpsign?"

"Usal, we have wormsign derpsign the likes of which even God has never seen."
2013-03-13 04:09:58 PM
1 votes:
I find it hilarious that he says that "We" didn't give single people permission to have sex. As if they have to ask him.

Fark you, you old windbag. No one has to ask you permission to do anything. You just can't handle that you aren't in power anymore, but you sure loved it when you were and miss it so so much.
2013-03-13 04:07:06 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Yeah, exactly the same thing.   Guns have been around as long as sex and are just as natural.

is it possible for you to enter a thread without sucking on your guns like a bag of dicks?
2013-03-13 04:05:59 PM
1 votes:
This guy needs a visit from some doctors carrying a special coat just for him.
2013-03-13 04:05:31 PM
1 votes:
Single people shouldn't have sex?
Rebuttal: Anyone involved or associated with a political or religious group with 'family' in the name should not be allowed to breed.
2013-03-13 04:04:57 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: This is actually consistent with all their other positions that I've seen.


Guess how much I care whether or not it's "Consistent." Go on, guess.
2013-03-13 04:04:51 PM
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: WinoRhino: Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.

In their defense, it takes a lot of cajones to run on the "we hate sex!" platform.


Well, sure - abstaining that long is sure to cause some swelling.
2013-03-13 04:01:25 PM
1 votes:
I feel like this is a very applicable usage of "Fark you I got mine."
2013-03-13 03:59:58 PM
1 votes:
preach on brother! say it loud!

don't let those godless liberals stifle your free speech...get a megaphone, put out press releases, get behind some like-minded GOP candidates and really push this into the national conversation.

/IOW, proceed you backward, pearl clutching relic.
2013-03-13 03:54:01 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Wow, its almost as if this topic has nothing to do with gun control.

FOCUS!

theinfosphere.org
2013-03-13 03:46:32 PM
1 votes:
Geez, how many times does this have to be said?

"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation." - by Trudeau, Pierre Elliott.
2013-03-13 03:44:31 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: spongeboob: When you learn history from the Bible you are not really learning history.

Except it's not even what's actually in the Bible. Here's some of what marriage tradition looked like in the Bible:

Adam and Eve: Never married.
Abraham: Married w/concubines, also pimped out his wife (repeatedly) by telling everyone she's his sister so they wouldn't kill him.
Jacob: Two wives, two concubines

and those are the big names, then you get fun examples like:

Onan: sleeping with his brother's widow, from which we got contraception is bad (which is the wrong lesson to take)

Tamar: sleeps with her father-in-law (who mistook her for a prostitute) to get pregnant after her husband dies.

Solomon: 700 wives, 300 concubines

So, yeah, lots of good wisdom and tradition there.


Don't forget Lot, offering his virgin daughters to be raped by a crowd and then later getting both of his virgin daughters pregnant.  But that is okay because he was drunk and they came on to him

And this jem
2013-03-13 03:41:50 PM
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CapeFearCadaver: If I had to have an abortion I'd have to have a vaginal wand inserted in order to get the State mandated ultrasound.


This is what Republicans call "small, unintrusive government"
2013-03-13 03:28:34 PM
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spongeboob: When you learn history from the Bible you are not really learning history.


Except it's not even what's actually in the Bible. Here's some of what marriage tradition looked like in the Bible:

Adam and Eve: Never married.
Abraham: Married w/concubines, also pimped out his wife (repeatedly) by telling everyone she's his sister so they wouldn't kill him.
Jacob: Two wives, two concubines

and those are the big names, then you get fun examples like:

Onan: sleeping with his brother's widow, from which we got contraception is bad (which is the wrong lesson to take)

Tamar: sleeps with her father-in-law (who mistook her for a prostitute) to get pregnant after her husband dies.

Solomon: 700 wives, 300 concubines

So, yeah, lots of good wisdom and tradition there.
2013-03-13 03:25:16 PM
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Theaetetus: Why do they want so many goddamn babies? Seriously, why so many babies?!

Because they want to keep women barefoot and pregnant, rather than in school or employed.


It is ultimately about control.  Society doesn't change if you have constant mindset in leadership.  If women are always "chained" to wifely duties, that caps one powerful source of change.  Ultimately it is their way of avoiding obsolescence, because every time society changes drastically (women's suffrage, the end of slavery, gay rights, etc...) and the world doesn't end, then those that have been using the bible to justify injustice lose chunks of their foundation.

You can't keep fooling people forever when your message is publicly proven false.
2013-03-13 03:14:25 PM
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impaler: Everything, because what the Supreme Court essentially said is single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse. Well, societies have always forbidden that, there were laws against it... Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture and setting in motion what we have.

This guy's knowledge of history is laughable.


When you learn history from the Bible you are not really learning history.
2013-03-13 02:43:09 PM
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chatikh: From another article on this site:

"Pollsshow overwhelming public support for protecting gay and transgender people from discrimination on the job. But that doesn't matter to FRC, which has a lot invested in convincing its supporters that LGBT equality is incompatible with religious freedom.

Several years ago, FRC warned that a federal hate crimes law would be used to silence preachers.  Other religious right leaders saidChristians would be tossed into jail for preaching against homosexuality. That legislation was signed into law in 2009; as Perkins himself makes clear, the freedom to trash-talk LGBT people has survived."

That's totally a good point. As long as FRC is spewing trash, obviously the right to trash gays has stayed. FRC is in Washington, D.C. which has full gay rights as far as I know, including non-discrimination. So if they can still do that, then everything they say are lies. Which I already knew, that point just never occurred to me.


Also, has anyone ever been thrown in jail simply for supporting anti-miscegnation laws or being a big ol' racist in public? No? Then why would it suddenly be a felony to cite your religious dogma?

// because gays have MAGIC POWERS
// like "straight guy magnets" at the base of their johnsons - a man is powerless to resist
2013-03-13 02:14:09 PM
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Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"




Wait, all the single ladies?
2013-03-13 02:13:22 PM
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Family Research Council

Aaaand that's where I stopped reading. I don't need to click the link to believe subby on this one. They're that farking stupid and crazy.
 
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