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2013-03-13 07:57:02 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: spongeboob: Isn't it common for Evengelical Christians to marry young so they can have sex and then regreting it?

Bingo.


No. Sex for them is nubile 12 year old boys.
 
2013-03-13 07:57:47 PM  

mjjt: Could you 3D print me someone/something to have sex with, because if so, we've found a solution to the FRC's problem...unless I'm misunderstanding the problem, which is likely.

Coming soon, although probably generic android bodies and you print off whatever face you want tonight.


cdn3.kremalicious.com
 
2013-03-13 07:59:58 PM  
... from my cold, dead vagina.
 
2013-03-13 08:00:28 PM  
The Family Research Council.


I value their opinions about as much as I value those of the KKK or Al Qaeda.
 
2013-03-13 08:00:46 PM  

serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?


I 3D-printed a gun-shaped dildo to rape women with.
 
2013-03-13 08:01:10 PM  
It's not like I needed their reminder; in my single days it seemed like all that women ever did was not allow me to have sex.
 
2013-03-13 08:04:17 PM  

Gulper Eel: It's not like I needed their reminder; in my single days it seemed like all that women ever did was not allow me to have sex.


And now that you're married, it's down to one woman not allowing you to have sex?
 
2013-03-13 08:09:31 PM  

suziequzie: ... from my cold, dead vagina.


You have one of those too? Do you know my wife?
 
2013-03-13 08:24:12 PM  
You christians are farking nuts. Please go jump in a lion cage.

Thx
 
2013-03-13 08:31:43 PM  
1) Ban birth control. Ban abortion. Abstinence-only edumakashun.  Defund Planned Parenthood.
2) Wonder why so many out of wedlock births.
3) Abolish food stamps. That'll larn them Welfare Queens. (The Welfare Queens with the babies, of course, not the ones with the zillion-dollar contracts with the Small Government®.)
4) Ship all the well-paying jobs overseas.
5) Gut the public schools. You don't need no edumakashun to work a McJob, and teachers are Union Thugs (except when the NRA wants to arm them).
6) Hike taxes on people who work for a living. Cut them on the plutocrats. Abolish the minimum wage. David Koch's Mercedes is six months old and he wants a new one.
7) Wonder why so many people break the law instead of starving quietly, or getting a McJob for take-home pay that won't take them home.
8) zOMG CRIME WAVE!
9) Zillion-dollar Small Government® contracts for private prisons and purveyors of riot gear.
10) No ??? here, baby.
11) Profit!
 
2013-03-13 08:34:50 PM  
FTFA: "they corral people, "

You know who else?
 
2013-03-13 08:36:38 PM  

hillbillypharmacist: Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture...

F*ck your culture and tradition.  I am not beholden to it.  It means nothing to me.  And I'll fight at every turn to keep you from pushing it on those who don't follow it.


It isn't even true. We're only here because our ancestors f*cked each other senseless.
 
2013-03-13 08:37:38 PM  

rabidarmadillo24: Could you 3D print me someone/something to have sex with, because if so, we've found a solution to the FRC's problem...unless I'm misunderstanding the problem, which is likely.


Could try 3D printing a Fleshlight, but it would probably just be better and cheaper to just buy one.

/isn't there a mothership somewhere waiting for them all to suicide or something?
//or a large cave somewhere that they can seal themselves into?
 
2013-03-13 08:43:42 PM  

NateAsbestos: WinoRhino: Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.

In their defense, it takes a lot of cajones to run on the "we hate sex!" platform.


img14.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-13 08:51:38 PM  
Jesus...the Fundie Taliban is really running out of social issues that anyone gives a fark about.
 
i28.photobucket.com
You can't haz slut-shaming. Not yours.
 
2013-03-13 09:04:19 PM  

cc_rider: Jesus...the Fundie Taliban is really running out of social issues that anyone gives a fark about.

[i28.photobucket.com image 276x230]
You can't haz slut-shaming. Not yours.


Okay, The Handmaid's Tale is not a manual, and neither is The Scarlet Letter.
 
2013-03-13 09:14:42 PM  
wait, what?
i love the intercourse nearly as much as grilled duck
 
2013-03-13 09:15:47 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?

Actually, abortion... because if I can't get birth control because some guy like in TFA had his way and I got pregnant, then yes, I'd have to have an abortion. I can't financially afford to be pregnant. If I had to have an abortion I'd have to have a vaginal wand inserted in order to get the State mandated ultrasound.

So yes, it does follow with the article and TFT, thank you very much.


If they remove access to contraception, you can bet your access to abortion will be long gone...
 
2013-03-13 09:39:03 PM  

suziequzie: ... from my cold, dead vagina.


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-03-13 09:49:17 PM  
his parents should not been allowed to have sex...
 
2013-03-13 09:54:17 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: From the same folks who think American is gonna be run by Sharia (or, as they say, "Sharia law").


If they get their way it would be.  These sick farks will be announcing how we should be stoning rape victims in the streets next.  Because that's what the prophet Muham--I mean Jesus would do.
 
2013-03-13 10:10:19 PM  

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.



You must be a Republican to come up with that comparison. I can't murder 20 first graders in seconds with my penis, but I can have consensual sex with someone with it. There's no such thing as consensual murder. Do you see the difference now?
 
2013-03-13 10:15:55 PM  
This is why we never should've stopped throwing the christians to the lions.
 
2013-03-13 10:21:52 PM  

Epoch_Zero: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 320x176]


DUDE...where did you get that gif?!?!

My friend and I have had a running joke for years about a "suicide window".  That pic just made my day.
 
2013-03-13 10:33:51 PM  
I'm single and haven't had sex in a long time.  That's good.  I happen to be homosexual.  That's bad.  But I'm not the flaming obvious type.  That's good.  My toppings contain potassium benzoate.  That's bad.
 
2013-03-13 10:34:38 PM  

mjjt: Coming soon, although probably generic android bodies and you print off whatever face you want tonight.


why would I care what her face looks like?  I've got plenty of paper bags at home.
 
2013-03-13 10:38:27 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Gulper Eel: It's not like I needed their reminder; in my single days it seemed like all that women ever did was not allow me to have sex.

And now that you're married, it's down to one woman not allowing you to have sex?


Someone is definitely doing it wrong...
 
2013-03-13 10:53:35 PM  

serial_crusher: mjjt: Coming soon, although probably generic android bodies and you print off whatever face you want tonight.

why would I care what her face looks like?  I've got plenty of paper bags at home.


If you're that unselective, you probably need a bag for each of you
 
2013-03-13 11:01:44 PM  

Walt_Jizzney: [991.com image 454x470]


Lust keeps on lurking

/Had the cassette single when it came out
 
2013-03-13 11:12:32 PM  

impaler: Everything, because what the Supreme Court essentially said is single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse. Well, societies have always forbidden that, there were laws against it... Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture and setting in motion what we have.

This guy's knowledge of history is laughable.


Remember, to this guy, the world is only 6000 years old.
 
2013-03-13 11:50:42 PM  

MisterEZ: This is why we never should've stopped throwing the christians to the lions.


We ran out of lions.
 
2013-03-13 11:57:54 PM  

Gyrfalcon: We ran out of lions.


That's why the duties should be parceled out to other members of the animal kingdom. Some to the lions, some to the bears, some to the sharks... Lions shouldn't be having all the fun anyway.
 
2013-03-14 12:11:07 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Gyrfalcon: We ran out of lions.

That's why the duties should be parceled out to other members of the animal kingdom. Some to the lions, some to the bears, some to the sharks... Lions shouldn't be having all the fun anyway.


I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.
/Wut?
 
2013-03-14 12:14:11 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.


Nah, cassowaries. Those bastards are vicious.
 
2013-03-14 12:19:52 AM  

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Ditto for my medicine cabinet.

Now, if you don't mind, I need to snort some Oxy that I scored earlier today.

Cheers!
 
2013-03-14 12:57:33 AM  
 
2013-03-14 01:00:21 AM  

bgilmore5: dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


You must be a Republican to come up with that comparison. I can't murder 20 first graders in seconds with my penis, but I can have consensual sex with someone with it. There's no such thing as consensual murder. Do you see the difference now?


You never know what you can accomplish until you try.
 
2013-03-14 01:02:30 AM  

pagstuff: bgilmore5: dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


You must be a Republican to come up with that comparison. I can't murder 20 first graders in seconds with my penis, but I can have consensual sex with someone with it. There's no such thing as consensual murder. Do you see the difference now?

You never know what you can accomplish until you try.


Actually, I'm fairly certain physician-assisted suicide would fit that description pretty accurately, at least according to most current state laws IIRC.
 
2013-03-14 01:09:47 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: tinfoil-hat maggie: I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.

Nah, cassowaries. Those bastards are vicious.


Cassowaries are killer animals in Far Cry 3. I guess game designers really do do some research.

How humiliating would it be to be slashed to death by a huge bird with a wattle, though?
 
2013-03-14 01:21:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: tinfoil-hat maggie: I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.

Nah, cassowaries. Those bastards are vicious.

Cassowaries are killer animals in Far Cry 3. I guess game designers really do do some research.

How humiliating would it be to be slashed to death by a huge bird with a wattle, though?


Considering our early history, it's not terribly outlandish. Imagine this sucker gunning for you...

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-03-14 01:22:33 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: tinfoil-hat maggie: I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.

Nah, cassowaries. Those bastards are vicious.

Cassowaries are killer animals in Far Cry 3. I guess game designers really do do some research.

How humiliating would it be to be slashed to death by a huge bird with a wattle, though?


I'm gonna have to look up cassowaries, now, thanks y'all.
/Never played Far Cry 3
//I'm still killing stuff in Skyrim
/Oh, and taking over the world in Empire.
////Still not as as good as nuking people in civ 2 but, oh well ; )
 
2013-03-14 01:23:26 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Sybarite: Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"

Wait, all the single ladies?

All the single ladies


I plan on killing both of you, since this is among the most persistent earworms of all time. And now I have it.

/admits it's a very catchy song, but if asked, I will deny this
 
2013-03-14 01:25:52 AM  

hubiestubert: Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: tinfoil-hat maggie: I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.

Nah, cassowaries. Those bastards are vicious.

Cassowaries are killer animals in Far Cry 3. I guess game designers really do do some research.

How humiliating would it be to be slashed to death by a huge bird with a wattle, though?

Considering our early history, it's not terribly outlandish. Imagine this sucker gunning for you...

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x327]


I think they had those in the historical documentary called 10,000 BC ; )
 
2013-03-14 01:26:22 AM  

Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"

But if you do have sex, you'd better get pregnant, and you'd better carry that shame-baby the whole term and then you'd better raise it all by yourself, you dirty whore.  And don't you dare go on food stamps or welfare.  You should have thought of that before you had sex.


This. This is ultimately the realization I came to when I decided I was pro-choice after all. It's not about "the sanctity of life," that's bullshiat. It's a control mechanism. You didn't run your life the way we told you to? F*CK YOU. You didn't toe the line? F*CK YOU. You want some understanding, some support? Fall in. Otherwise, F*CK YOU.
 
2013-03-14 01:30:35 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Here's a podcast you may find interesting:

KERA (the Dallas NPR affiliate) has a daily show called Think. Yesterday, they did a show about how the myth of christian persecution came to be. It was really interesting. Here's a link, if you have time:


Would you know of any transcripts available for these podcasts? I much prefer reading things, because my hearing isn't great.

BTW I've tried several speech to text programs without much luck.
 
2013-03-14 01:32:55 AM  

Old enough to know better: God help us all if people like this ever get any

more real power.

Folks like this have been more influential than you realize.
 
2013-03-14 01:35:02 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: tinfoil-hat maggie: I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.

Nah, cassowaries. Those bastards are vicious.

Cassowaries are killer animals in Far Cry 3. I guess game designers really do do some research.

How humiliating would it be to be slashed to death by a huge bird with a wattle, though?

Considering our early history, it's not terribly outlandish. Imagine this sucker gunning for you...

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x327]

I think they had those in the historical documentary called 10,000 BC ; )


There IS a theory that dragons tend to be passed down to us, with combined features of all the critters that we land based primates are most fearful of. Big ass reptiles, big ass birds, big ass cats and ursids. We mashed up all these features into mythic monsters that exemplified our greatest fears, and fears that plains and sometimes water dwelling primates were most careful of. It comes down to ancient cautions of the critters that would drag us down, pluck us from the grass, or snatch us from the river or lakeside. Not exactly a conscious and active fear, but one that was hardwired into us from our days as wandering primates. Big ass predators like terror birds--who sort of went extinct as humans came onto the scene--would certainly qualify as something that land based primates would want to avoid like the dickens, and to be fair, as descendants of the dinosaurs, about as close to being hunted by a velociraptor as we could ever imagine, only with more head crunching than eviscerating claw action.
 
2013-03-14 01:41:31 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"

But if you do have sex, you'd better get pregnant, and you'd better carry that shame-baby the whole term and then you'd better raise it all by yourself, you dirty whore.  And don't you dare go on food stamps or welfare.  You should have thought of that before you had sex.

This. This is ultimately the realization I came to when I decided I was pro-choice after all. It's not about "the sanctity of life," that's bullshiat. It's a control mechanism. You didn't run your life the way we told you to? F*CK YOU. You didn't toe the line? F*CK YOU. You want some understanding, some support? Fall in. Otherwise, F*CK YOU.


If we want to have less folks on welfare, less folks with kids growing up in single parent homes, less folks struggling, then we NEED to have sex ed, and we need to have contraceptives available, so women can have more than abstinence as a method of birth control. Because, Bristol Palin pretty much proved that even in homes with openly religious and smugly superior morals aren't immune to teen age hormones and bunk ups outside marriage. Which is odd, considering that the timeline for Palin's own first child and her own marriage, there might have been a pre-marriage bunk up in her own history. Or maybe Bristol just developed REALLY fast.

The FRC is about as credible and reliable as the rhythm method though, and I welcome them telling the NASCAR crowd that they shouldn't have sex outside marriage. That will go over great. About as well as campaigning against alcohol, gambling, and eating at Red Lobster...
 
2013-03-14 01:46:07 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: tinfoil-hat maggie: I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.

Nah, cassowaries. Those bastards are vicious.

Cassowaries are killer animals in Far Cry 3. I guess game designers really do do some research.

How humiliating would it be to be slashed to death by a huge bird with a wattle, though?

I'm gonna have to look up cassowaries, now, thanks y'all.
/Never played Far Cry 3
//I'm still killing stuff in Skyrim
/Oh, and taking over the world in Empire.
////Still not as as good as nuking people in civ 2 but, oh well ; )


Here's a cassowary attacking someone:

i436.photobucket.com

They have this big, long, razor-sharp claw on their toe, and apparently can disembowel you with it. Fun times...
 
2013-03-14 01:54:14 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: tinfoil-hat maggie: I approve of this, truthfully I want to see someone killed by an emu in an arena.

Nah, cassowaries. Those bastards are vicious.

Cassowaries are killer animals in Far Cry 3. I guess game designers really do do some research.

How humiliating would it be to be slashed to death by a huge bird with a wattle, though?

i82.photobucket.com
 
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