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2013-03-13 05:55:23 PM

kab: So his wording is poor, but he has a point: historically, societies made it a bit of a no-no to have sex before marriage. And he's got a point there.


 The point was that women were property, and your virgin chattel lost ALL VALUE along with their virtue.  So yes, it was really important to stop, punish, corral and shame premarital sex because it destroyed the marriage (and thus monetary) value of your property.
 There's no reason to institute rules against premarital sex WITHOUT ALSO bringing back chattel slavery.  There's absolutely no value to these rules in and of themselves.
 
2013-03-13 05:56:45 PM

NuttierThanEver: Sybarite: Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"

Wait, all the single ladies?

All the single ladies


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2013-03-13 05:59:12 PM

sabreWulf07: You know what other piece of wisdom, tradition and culture every human society has had for thousands and thousands of years?  Prostitution.  It's the way things have been done for millienia -- is the FRC demanding a return to traditional values by legalizing prostitution?


And slavery. We should bring that back, too.
 
2013-03-13 06:00:31 PM
Not sure if Onion.
 
2013-03-13 06:05:10 PM

kab: So his wording is poor, but he has a point: historically, societies made it a bit of a no-no to have sex before marriage. And he's got a point there.

But he is being completely oblivious to the fact that in these societies, people have always done whatever the fark they want, especially when it comes to sex, and laws don't really ever impede consenting adults. (or minors for that matter, but that's a different subject).


Also oblivious to the fact that so much of our 20th Century progress is due to delaying child birth to beyond the natural start farking age.  This computer I'm typing on and these intertubes this message is going through probably doesn't exist in a society where the vast majority have to stop their education as teens to take care of kids.
 
2013-03-13 06:07:08 PM
Someone expressed desire for a governing foundation all stable functioning societal constructs throughout history emphasized.

You're living in the past, man!
 
2013-03-13 06:08:31 PM

wotthefark: NuttierThanEver: Sybarite: Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"

Wait, all the single ladies?

All the single ladies

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2013-03-13 06:09:34 PM
I get the feeling that the right must be approaching the derp horizon... where the derp is so think it cannot escape itself and therefore, cannot be observed from the outside.
 
2013-03-13 06:12:08 PM
I would like to see these FRC people remove their hideous, sinful, satanic sex organs, including all secondary characteristics.

Obviously Almighty God has designed the human body incorrectly.
 
2013-03-13 06:17:09 PM

Kittypie070: I would like to see these FRC people remove their hideous, sinful, satanic sex organs, including all secondary characteristics.

Obviously Almighty God has designed the human body incorrectly.


I know mine was. Not nearly enough satan in my sex organs, and one ear is slightly higher up the side of my head. Makes trimming sideburns evenly a biatch
. :(
 
2013-03-13 06:17:59 PM
'Allowed' by whom?

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2013-03-13 06:18:12 PM

serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?

Actually, abortion... because if I can't get birth control because some guy like in TFA had his way and I got pregnant, then yes, I'd have to have an abortion. I can't financially afford to be pregnant. If I had to have an abortion I'd have to have a vaginal wand inserted in order to get the State mandated ultrasound.

So yes, it does follow with the article and TFT, thank you very much.

you could 3D print your own condoms though...


Could you 3D print me someone/something to have sex with, because if so, we've found a solution to the FRC's problem...unless I'm misunderstanding the problem, which is likely.
 
2013-03-13 06:19:04 PM

kab: So his wording is poor, but he has a point:  historically, societies made it a bit of a no-no to have sex before marriage.  And he's got a point there.


Jehovah Elohim speaking through Moses prescribes execution by stoning for women who can't prove they were virgins on their wedding night.

Deuteronomy 22:20-21:

But if [the husband's accusation that a girl wasn't a virgin on her wedding night] be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
 
2013-03-13 06:19:21 PM

George Walker Bush: Someone expressed desire for a governing foundation all stable functioning societal constructs throughout history emphasized.

You're living in the past, man!


You should wash things like that after you pull them out of your ass.
 
2013-03-13 06:22:45 PM
I know it really really wrong but I have such a urge to go take a dumps on these peoples graves when they die.
 
2013-03-13 06:25:11 PM
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Not that I'm with these statements, but it does tend to cause one problem.   It's a shame that people won't take back all the farking a notch on their own.  Instead, famine, war, and disease will be correcting us.  One way or the other, the party is ending real soon.
 
2013-03-13 06:27:20 PM
I want to konw what the FRC is going to do about these sinful "bikini" bathing suits the kids are wearing these days. Women need to be fully clothed from head to toe, as god intended.
 
2013-03-13 06:32:41 PM
If Almighty God did not want humans to fornicate, why did he install pussies, tittays, d1cks, epididymii, uteri, and scrotii on them?

Someone NEEDS to tell these FRC people in the most extraordinary detail that d!cks and such are SATANIC.
 
2013-03-13 06:42:50 PM
The Family Research Council is listed as an anti-gay hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-files/groups/fami ly -research-council
 
2013-03-13 06:46:07 PM

PiffMan420: The Family Research Council is listed as an anti-gay hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-files/groups/fami ly -research-council


Oh, don't pay any attention to that.  SPLC just says that because the Family Research Council is an anti-gay hate group.

Oh, right.
 
2013-03-13 06:49:02 PM

efgeise: I feel like this is a very applicable usage of "Fark you I got mine."


I'd say more like "Fark you, if I have to be stuck in a sexless marriage with a frigid harridan because my archaic superstition doesn't allow for divorce, then you should have to suffer too!"
 
2013-03-13 06:51:46 PM
serial_crusher:
ok, you guys always get on me about threadjacking "marriage equality" threads with my singles-rights derp, but we can all agree on this one, right?

The two have always been interlinked to those of us who read between the lines.  The Christian Taliban's insistence that heterosexual marriage is the only framework under which ANY sexual activity is not evil is a far-reaching dogma indeed and if enacted would lead to a horrific, repressive society that few people, including most Evangelicals, would truly wish to live in.

You can bet that in such a society, however, that the religious-political elite would enjoy many, many pleasures forbidden to the masses, just as they currently do in conservative religious organizations.

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2013-03-13 06:53:13 PM
PiffMan420:
The Family Research Council is listed as an anti-gay hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-files/groups/fami ly -research-council


No surprise.  If someone said about Jews what they say about gays, I'd expect that person to have a collection of SS daggers and swastika flags in their bedroom.
 
2013-03-13 06:53:34 PM
If they want to support traditional values, shouldn't they be trying to outlaw divorce?  One marriage, that's all you get, after that you can only have a civil union (which I'm told is just the same, anyway, except not offensive to tender Christian sensibilities).

And polygamy - very traditional!  Why, it's as traditional as, slavery. Both things the Bible is cool with.
 
2013-03-13 06:54:20 PM

PsiChick: So a matriarchy like the Iraquois isn't a 'functioning society'?


Not once the white settlers got done with them. Sadly. More  Christian values!
 
2013-03-13 06:55:42 PM

rabidarmadillo24: serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?

Actually, abortion... because if I can't get birth control because some guy like in TFA had his way and I got pregnant, then yes, I'd have to have an abortion. I can't financially afford to be pregnant. If I had to have an abortion I'd have to have a vaginal wand inserted in order to get the State mandated ultrasound.

So yes, it does follow with the article and TFT, thank you very much.

you could 3D print your own condoms though...

Could you 3D print me someone/something to have sex with, because if so, we've found a solution to the FRC's problem...unless I'm misunderstanding the problem, which is likely.


Coming soon, although probably generic android bodies and you print off whatever face you want tonight.

Won't help the low-watt-bulbs like FRC people, bc they will still have huge problem with unmarried people enjoying sex, but will be a fix for the societies with huge male-female imbalances.

And then will become a fix for the guys with non-performing wives.
 
2013-03-13 06:56:20 PM
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2013-03-13 06:56:29 PM

onzmadi: You know we should insert back in to mainstream christianity that the only true path to remain pure enough to get into heaven is to never have sex...never ever. that should solve the problem in a few generations.


Ah, join the Shakers.
 
2013-03-13 06:57:57 PM

CapeFearCadaver: the 1972 case that overturned a Massachusetts law banning the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, may rank "as the single most destructive decision in the history of the Court."

Why do they want so many goddamn babies? Seriously, why so many babies?!


They need those babies to grow up and be thrown at the numerous wars we need to fight against the unbelievers.  I really wish I was joking about that one. :(
 
2013-03-13 06:58:32 PM

MisterRonbo: PsiChick: So a matriarchy like the Iraquois isn't a 'functioning society'?

Not once the white settlers got done with them. Sadly. More  Christian values!


Eh, pick any current matriarchy, preferably one with a revitalization movement. Farking = Good is even a  Pagan mindset, and that's one of the beliefs we aren't drawing from modern-day, it's one of the oldest symbolic ideas there are.

/But yeah, basically the AFC is a bunch of idiots.
 
2013-03-13 06:59:39 PM

Strix occidentalis: I guess he also thinks single people shouldn't be allowed to treat dysmenorrhea, ovarian cysts, and endometriosis.


Men don't get those things so why would he care about them?
 
2013-03-13 07:03:36 PM
Like everyone has said. fark yourthousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture.

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2013-03-13 07:04:55 PM

Old enough to know better: Like everyone has said. fark yourthousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture.

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Please. The bible was supporting the institution of BDSM.

Now. Time for...discipline.
 
2013-03-13 07:09:02 PM

PsiChick: MisterRonbo: PsiChick: So a matriarchy like the Iraquois isn't a 'functioning society'?

Not once the white settlers got done with them. Sadly. More  Christian values!

Eh, pick any current matriarchy, preferably one with a revitalization movement. Farking = Good is even a  Pagan mindset, and that's one of the beliefs we aren't drawing from modern-day, it's one of the oldest symbolic ideas there are.

/But yeah, basically the AFC is a bunch of idiots.


Well the Patriots, yeah. Maybe the Ravens. But the whole AFC, harsh.
 
2013-03-13 07:14:41 PM
Another oldie but not goodie  As long as you are willing to pay her Dad 50 silver shekels and marry her you can rape a virgin.  But you can never get divorced, doesn't seem fair to the girl.
 
2013-03-13 07:19:54 PM

spongeboob: Another oldie but not goodie  As long as you are willing to pay her Dad 50 silver shekels and marry her you can rape a virgin.  But you can never get divorced, doesn't seem fair to the girl.


Dude, "fair" is a thing with carousels with horsies in them that go round n round.

:(
 
2013-03-13 07:21:00 PM
From the same folks who think American is gonna be run by Sharia (or, as they say, "Sharia law").
 
2013-03-13 07:21:04 PM
These idiots have no concept of anthropology or history. They seem to think that people have lived in one nuclear family (husband, wife, their children under 18) in one household after marriage for 100% of the human race since homo sapiens existed.

They also think that nobody ever practiced any kind of contraception or abortion before Sanger and Roe v. Wade, respectively. Which is most certainly NOT the case. And that fetuses have always been worshiped and adored as live children, which is not even the case in the Old Testament.
 \I blame it on home-schooling
 
2013-03-13 07:28:13 PM

Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single women"


...and gay people who can't get married.
 
2013-03-13 07:28:34 PM
Bless their poor, dear, sweet hearts.

Good luck with that. I mean, even a paragon of virtue like Sarah Palin couldn't keep her sweet daughter a virgin before marriage, and if the Chosen One couldn't manage it...
 
2013-03-13 07:29:07 PM
For fark's sake, every time these dipshiats get the opportunity to prove themselves to be more primitive than even previously thought they gleefully take the chance.
 
2013-03-13 07:29:36 PM

AliceBToklasLives: From the same folks who think American is gonna be run by Sharia (or, as they say, "Sharia law").


No, you see, when they do it, it's OK.


Never gonna stop, lobbying.
Such a dirty rat.
Always gonna work for the rule
of the theocrats.
My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Sharia...
 
2013-03-13 07:32:02 PM
I become more and more convinced that religion is evil.
 
2013-03-13 07:32:09 PM
"Never entrust morality to people who failed biology."
 
2013-03-13 07:35:30 PM

George Walker Bush: Someone expressed desire for a governing foundation all stable functioning societal constructs throughout history emphasized.

You're living in the past, man!


Read a goddamn history book.
 
2013-03-13 07:36:23 PM

efgeise: I feel like this is a very applicable usage of "Fark you I got mine."


No, he's NOT getting any, that's what this folderol is all about.

But I don't see why the rest of us have to suffer because his wife won't put out.
 
2013-03-13 07:37:29 PM

jcooli09: I become more and more convinced that religion is evil.


Religion as a concept is not all that bad. It is a mental coping mechanism for dealing with what some would see as an overwhelming world.

Religion as an institution is a method of controlling the previous group, and is essentially evil for exploiting the weakness in people for power.
 
2013-03-13 07:39:58 PM
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2013-03-13 07:53:49 PM

fuhfuhfuh: jcooli09: I become more and more convinced that religion is evil.

Religion as a concept is not all that bad. It is a mental coping mechanism for dealing with what some would see as an overwhelming world.

Religion as an institution is a method of controlling the previous group, and is essentially evil for exploiting the weakness in people for power.


spirituality is not bad, religion is evil.  Religion the concept was created to exploit fear, it is evil.  Religion is a threat to humanity.
 
2013-03-13 07:55:53 PM

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Wrong thread.

/seriously, keep your guns rights away from my reproductive rights
//asshole
 
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