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2013-03-13 03:54:01 PM

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Wow, its almost as if this topic has nothing to do with gun control.

FOCUS!

theinfosphere.org
 
2013-03-13 03:55:38 PM
Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.
 
2013-03-13 03:57:49 PM
I hope the GOP agrees with this guy and go full derp ahead by making this their new platform for 2014 and forward.
 
2013-03-13 03:57:58 PM

hillbillypharmacist: Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture...

F*ck your culture and tradition.  I am not beholden to it.  It means nothing to me.  And I'll fight at every turn to keep you from pushing it on those who don't follow it.


Not to mention he isn't even right factually or historically.  Not that that ever seems to stop conservative bigots.
 
2013-03-13 03:58:09 PM

sammyk: dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.

Is there any subject you wont try to insert gun control into the conversation?


To be fair, he can't get aroused without a gun around, so it's relevant.
 
2013-03-13 03:58:11 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I can go along with this.  I mean, for ugly people.


They all look hot at 2am when the bar is closing
 
2013-03-13 03:58:22 PM
This sounds like a promising message that will really strike a chord with the younger generations.  Please proceed Conservatives.
 
2013-03-13 03:59:58 PM
preach on brother! say it loud!

don't let those godless liberals stifle your free speech...get a megaphone, put out press releases, get behind some like-minded GOP candidates and really push this into the national conversation.

/IOW, proceed you backward, pearl clutching relic.
 
2013-03-13 04:00:59 PM

Chariset: And by "single people" he really means "single raped women"

But if you do have sex, you'd better get pregnant, and you'd better carry that shame-baby the whole term and then you'd better raise it all by yourself, you dirty whore.  And don't you dare go on food stamps or welfare.  You should have thought of that before you had sex.

 
2013-03-13 04:01:25 PM
I feel like this is a very applicable usage of "Fark you I got mine."
 
2013-03-13 04:02:01 PM

scottydoesntknow: impaler: Everything, because what the Supreme Court essentially said is single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse. Well, societies have always forbidden that, there were laws against it... Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture and setting in motion what we have.

This guy's knowledge of history is laughable.

FTFY


A better FTFY
 
2013-03-13 04:02:10 PM

hardinparamedic: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I can go along with this.  I mean, for ugly people.

Buddy, I've seen you through hidden cameras carefully placed inside the rim of your toilet. You're not one to talk.


I squirted that last on on Sunday for you, big guy.  But the odds are you're right.  Egads!
 
2013-03-13 04:02:24 PM

WinoRhino: Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.


In their defense, it takes a lot of cajones to run on the "we hate sex!" platform.
 
2013-03-13 04:02:45 PM

efgeise: I feel like this is a very applicable usage of "Fark you I got mine."


Not for singles!
 
2013-03-13 04:03:00 PM
So, according to the FRC, having birth control means that "single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse."  Does this sound kind of "rapey" to anyone else?

"I just bought a condom, and now I have a RIGHT to get laid!"
 
2013-03-13 04:03:07 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: hardinparamedic: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I can go along with this.  I mean, for ugly people.

Buddy, I've seen you through hidden cameras carefully placed inside the rim of your toilet. You're not one to talk.

I squirted that last on on Sunday for you, big guy.  But the odds are you're right.  Egads!


Be honest here. You went and looked, didn't you?
 
2013-03-13 04:03:08 PM
2014 is going to be amazing. The GOP is going to have to rub elbows with these folks to survive their primaries.
 
2013-03-13 04:03:35 PM
Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don't do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever.

FFS, these guys are proud of slut shaming.
 
2013-03-13 04:04:51 PM

NateAsbestos: WinoRhino: Republicans: Government so small, it fits inside your vagina.

In their defense, it takes a lot of cajones to run on the "we hate sex!" platform.


Well, sure - abstaining that long is sure to cause some swelling.
 
2013-03-13 04:04:55 PM

vernonFL: The Family Research Council

[i.infopls.com image 180x269]

These guys?


Dude in the middle kind of looks Korean.
 
2013-03-13 04:04:57 PM

factoryconnection: This is actually consistent with all their other positions that I've seen.


Guess how much I care whether or not it's "Consistent." Go on, guess.
 
2013-03-13 04:05:22 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don't do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever.

FFS, these guys are proud of slut shaming.


I am trying to think of historical examples where single men were shamed for getting laid.

/And, what, exactly, did they use the corral for?
 
2013-03-13 04:05:31 PM
Single people shouldn't have sex?
Rebuttal: Anyone involved or associated with a political or religious group with 'family' in the name should not be allowed to breed.
 
2013-03-13 04:05:59 PM
This guy needs a visit from some doctors carrying a special coat just for him.
 
2013-03-13 04:06:09 PM

vernonFL: The Family Research Council

[i.infopls.com image 180x269]

These guys?


Oddly/sadly enough, the Quran does allow some slack to allow one to spank it, IF they have no other way to get their sex on.

So in truth, even the mullahs are more tolerant of wanking than these "christian" puckerbutts.
 
2013-03-13 04:07:06 PM

dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.


Yeah, exactly the same thing.   Guns have been around as long as sex and are just as natural.

is it possible for you to enter a thread without sucking on your guns like a bag of dicks?
 
2013-03-13 04:07:48 PM

DeaH: Philip Francis Queeg: Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don't do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever.

FFS, these guys are proud of slut shaming.

I am trying to think of historical examples where single men were shamed for getting laid.

/And, what, exactly, did they use the corral for?


Where there was that one guy who was struck down by God for pulling out.
 
2013-03-13 04:07:57 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


He can go fark himself, I'll go fark someone else, and enjoy every minute of it.

/so will she
 
2013-03-13 04:08:13 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I can go along with this.  I mean, for ugly people.


Funny how less ugly people get at closing time or if it has been awhile.
 
2013-03-13 04:08:39 PM
FUNFACT!  When single people have sex, they are coupling.
 
2013-03-13 04:09:02 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don't do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever.

FFS, these guys are proud of slut shaming.


What I thought of when he said "functioning society":
c481901.r1.cf2.rackcdn.com

ssheltonimages.com
 
2013-03-13 04:09:36 PM

DirkValentine: dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.

Yeah, exactly the same thing.   Guns have been around as long as sex and are just as natural.

is it possible for you to enter a thread without sucking on your guns like a bag of dicks?


Let's not shame people for their kinks.
 
2013-03-13 04:09:58 PM
I find it hilarious that he says that "We" didn't give single people permission to have sex. As if they have to ask him.

Fark you, you old windbag. No one has to ask you permission to do anything. You just can't handle that you aren't in power anymore, but you sure loved it when you were and miss it so so much.
 
2013-03-13 04:11:52 PM
[CLICKS ARTICLE]

"Stilgar, do we have wormsign derpsign?"

"Usal, we have wormsign derpsign the likes of which even God has never seen."
 
2013-03-13 04:12:29 PM

CapeFearCadaver: [ssheltonimages.com image 402x301]


That sound you just heard was every Republican on Fark popping a boner simultaneously.
 
2013-03-13 04:12:48 PM
My how fascist of you!
 
2013-03-13 04:15:56 PM

hillbillypharmacist: Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture...

F*ck your culture and tradition.  I am not beholden to it.  It means nothing to me.  And I'll fight at every turn to keep you from pushing it on those who don't follow it.


We have a culture and tradition of using our fun bits shortly into the teen years, regardless of the outstanding "moral guidance" of the day.
 
2013-03-13 04:18:14 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: factoryconnection: This is actually consistent with all their other positions that I've seen.

Guess how much I care whether or not it's "Consistent." Go on, guess.


I'm assuming that you disagree with their stance, as I do.  Then you should be happy that this politically-influential group consistently sticks to adding to their own derp-storm, which will either end up rendering them irrelevant or dragging down the like-minded politicians they endorse.

Sounds like a win to me.
 
2013-03-13 04:18:26 PM

serial_crusher: CapeFearCadaver: But if something happens I could have a large foreign object inserted into my hoo-haw that I don't want in there.

you're complaining about a guy turning a sex thread into a gun thread... and in the process you turn it into a rape thread?  So, can we start talking about 3D printing next?


to-may-to, to-mah-to
 
2013-03-13 04:18:59 PM
The Handmaid's Tale is not a how-to manual, folks.....
 
2013-03-13 04:19:25 PM
 "Single People should not be allowed to have sex"

Right, so it's only with twins then.

Helloooooo nurses!
 
2013-03-13 04:21:22 PM

scottydoesntknow: DeaH: Philip Francis Queeg: Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don't do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever.

FFS, these guys are proud of slut shaming.

I am trying to think of historical examples where single men were shamed for getting laid.

/And, what, exactly, did they use the corral for?

Where there was that one guy who was struck down by God for pulling out.


Onan? He was married (to his brother's widow).
 
2013-03-13 04:21:48 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Dr Dreidel: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: KERA (the Dallas NPR affiliate) has a daily show called Think. Yesterday, they did a show about how the myth of christian persecution came to be. It was really interesting. Here's a link, if you have time:

http://podcastdownload.npr.org/anon.npr-podcasts/podcast/77/510036/1 74 131078/KERA_174131078.mp3?_kip_ipx=270823787-1363201507

I'm on my work computer, but I'll take a guess: Because it's every Christian's duty to place themselves on the cross (may need help with the last nail, though), that they may feel the savior's suffering for all of mankind for themselves?

I really don't care WHY it is they believe they're persecuted, but can we get them to realize THAT it is, and in so doing, get them to confine their outbursts of preacherality to preacher-friendly places (like Congress or Church)?

// no
// you want persecution, there are some European and Japanese-American (or simply Americans whose eyelids were just too close together) 80somethings with a little light to shed on the topic

Real close, yeah. It's an interesting topic because they address how histories have been altered to serve the narrative of Christian suffering. It also demonstrates the difficulty of doing what you're hoping for, in that the ingrained nature of a belief in persecution literally makes them believe any reduction in prestige or control is a form of persecution. It was interesting to me because I learned that when they cry persecution because they can't pray in school they honestly believe it.

I'm not saying I believe they're being persecuted. Merely that it alters my perception of how to deal with them when I realized they were being honest about their feelings, no matter how misguided those feelings are.


My dad told me not too long ago that he feels persecuted as a Christian after I sent him a link to a story about.....something.....i think it was about gay marriage and/or gay-bullying.  I sent it to him b/c he's anti-gay and I thought the story captured more of the human aspect of it and how it must feel to live feeling second class and/or persecuted (not sure if i used that word).  That's when he told me how HE felt about HIS situation.  I facepalmed right out of my chair.
 
2013-03-13 04:23:24 PM

hillbillypharmacist: Brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture...

F*ck your culture and tradition.  I am not beholden to it.  It means nothing to me.  And I'll fight at every turn to keep you from pushing it on those who don't follow it.


THIS.

"You know how you feel when a religion you don't follow wants to dictate how you live? Well, that's how I feel about yours."
 
2013-03-13 04:24:26 PM
as a matter of fact, here's the exact text :

"For instance you think gay people have the same right
to be married as non gay. I disagree, however I personally am doing nothing to stop that decision. I have a right to believe it is wrong. I feel like as a Christian that I am
alsopersecuted for my beliefs. However I expect to bepersecuted and don't cry about it. Some Christians around the world lose their lives because of their belief. ""

Funny how that fits that podcast so snug.
 
2013-03-13 04:26:08 PM

L.D. Ablo: Anyone have an over/under on this guy getting caught blowing someone in a rest stop bathroom?


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-13 04:26:58 PM
WAAAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAAAAHHHHH! PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO MY OPPRESSIVE RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHY ARE HAVING FUN THAT I CAN'T HAVE! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH! BRING ME MY BOTTLE AND CHANGE MY DIAPER!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHH!
 
2013-03-13 04:27:36 PM
Isn't it common for Evengelical Christians to marry young so they can have sex and then regreting it?
 
2013-03-13 04:28:35 PM

DirkValentine: dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go f*ck yourself, bub


Exactly how I feel about gun control.  Government doesn't belong in the bedroom or the gun cabinet.

Yeah, exactly the same thing.   Guns have been around as long as sex and are just as natural.

is it possible for you to enter a thread without sucking on your guns like a bag of dicks?



How exactly should you suck a bag of dicks? Do you have to suck them all to climax?

/Louis CK
 
2013-03-13 04:30:17 PM
Only married men should be able to meet gay men at truck stops and swallow their semen?
 
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