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(Philly.com)   If you've paid for the hotel room, you're allowed to be naked in it. But please refrain from pressing your buttocks or genitals against the window overlooking the courtyard where a wedding is taking place   (philly.com) divider line 45
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2013-03-13 11:24:43 AM  
Eventually, that pressed ham will be the fondest thing the bride and groom recall about the dark day they legally bound themselves to one another.
 
2013-03-13 11:32:15 AM  
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
 
2013-03-13 11:35:02 AM  
Maybe they shouldn't be looking! Buncha pervs.
 
2013-03-13 11:38:39 AM  
It's like raaii-aaiin....
 
2013-03-13 11:52:46 AM  
Hey, buddy, there's a huge crack on your window!
 
2013-03-13 11:59:33 AM  
Dengel Dangle
 
2013-03-13 12:31:20 PM  
Best. Photobomb. Ever.
 
2013-03-13 12:31:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Eventually, that pressed ham will be the fondest thing the bride and groom recall about the dark day they legally bound themselves to one another.


brilliant
 
2013-03-13 12:32:04 PM  

xanadian: Hey, buddy, there's a huge crack on your window!


LOL
If you weren't already a TFer, I'd sponsor you for that comment...
 
2013-03-13 12:34:39 PM  
I submitted this from the Charleston side...

glad to see someone got it greenlit!

Well played, "Conqueror of the Universe".
 
2013-03-13 12:34:56 PM  
a large tattoo on his upper back, with the Latin phraseVi very veniversum virus

Wow. Don't fark with that guy.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah*gasp*wahahahahahahahah a haha
 
2013-03-13 12:35:04 PM  
Such a small thing to get all hurt about.
 
2013-03-13 12:36:06 PM  
dudes 20?

/keep it classy SC
 
2013-03-13 12:39:29 PM  
NO ONE'S FORCING YOU TO LOOK!
MY ROOM, MY WINDOW!
 
2013-03-13 12:39:46 PM  
Welcome to the sex offender registry buddy!
 
2013-03-13 12:40:00 PM  
DOuble Tree hotels are barely better than a Holiday Inn, so there, you get what you deserve.

Also, the dude is only 20 and is pretty much bald
 
2013-03-13 12:42:41 PM  
Does doubletree still give out free cookies from a warming box at the concierge desk?  That was always my favorite part of staying at one.
 
2013-03-13 12:43:51 PM  
He recognized the maid of honor and bride from the previous night, reminding them of what took place
 
2013-03-13 12:44:16 PM  
We saw this last night on the news.  My wife and I couldn't stop laughing at his name.

//Guilty!!
 
2013-03-13 12:48:05 PM  
This is America, Subby! I got rights!
 
2013-03-13 12:48:41 PM  
Previous evening's rehearsal:

stephaniebowman.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-13 12:54:39 PM  
I just remember the one guy stomping up to the main desk absolutely furious.  He banged on the desk, demanding a room change that couldn't happen because we were at capacity, but wouldn't happen because he was an asshole.  The reason why he needed the room change?  His ground floor room faced the parking lot and he couldn't walk around naked with the curtains open.  Sorry bro, your freedom to air your genitals to nature isn't a reason to move your room.  Though being the conscientious desk employee that I was, I just suggested that he could still walk around naked with the curtains open if he didn't mind public comment from arriving guests and that the only real difference between the room he had and the one he wanted was that he wanted to feel as though he could wave his genitals at people without them knowing.

He tried to act modest and insulted.

People are absolutely irrational when they're on vacation.
 
2013-03-13 12:54:42 PM  
He can press his weener on my window anytime.
 
2013-03-13 12:54:59 PM  

TheOther: Previous evening's rehearsal:

[stephaniebowman.files.wordpress.com image 632x318]


Mrs. Bouvier!
 
2013-03-13 12:56:46 PM  
cdn.static.ovimg.com

there's more than a little humor in the situation. Ann Richards would have understood. now there was a classy lady who liked a good window-assing.
 
2013-03-13 12:58:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Eventually, that pressed ham will be the fondest thing the bride and groom recall about the dark day they legally bound themselves to one another.


+1000
 
2013-03-13 01:04:28 PM  
Relevant. (Theoretically NSFW video, but it seems to be 404'ing on me.)
 
2013-03-13 01:15:42 PM  

vudukungfu: a large tattoo on his upper back, with the Latin phraseVi very veniversum virus

Wow. Don't fark with that guy.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah*gasp*wahahahahahahahah a haha


Aleister Crowley's magickal motto, popularized in the movie, "V for Vendetta."  This asshole's a sovereign citizen in the making.
 
2013-03-13 01:16:23 PM  

the801: [cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]

there's more than a little humor in the situation. Ann Richards would have understood. now there was a classy lady who liked a good window-assing.


Awesome.
 
2013-03-13 01:36:52 PM  

the801: [cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]

there's more than a little humor in the situation. Ann Richards would have understood. now there was a classy lady who liked a good window-assing.



Blow her a kiss while you're at it!
 
2013-03-13 01:41:25 PM  
media.philly.com
 
2013-03-13 01:43:38 PM  
img.fark.netwww.usmagazine.com
/Unfetchable my ass
 
2013-03-13 01:46:35 PM  
Should I have not done that...

i273.photobucket.com
 
TWX
2013-03-13 01:47:15 PM  

TheOther: Previous evening's rehearsal:

[stephaniebowman.files.wordpress.com image 632x318]


It's kind of sad, I knew that from Wayne's World 2 long before I knew that from The Graduate, and I still think of them in that order...
 
2013-03-13 01:56:54 PM  
Exchange of bowels?
 
2013-03-13 04:02:12 PM  
You're not the boss of me.
 
2013-03-13 04:03:34 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Sounds like someone forgot to pay the troll toll.
 
2013-03-13 04:19:14 PM  
now, you all KNOW what an old lady prude i am. but...

...he paid for his room, the hotel knew before it booked the wedding the room windows looked over the wedding venue.

...he was inside his room, so he's not a perv; rather, those who objected are peeping toms and should be charged as such.

(and i agree with ALL the "that's what they'll remember" and "nude rights" comments above.)
 
2013-03-13 04:26:13 PM  
Vi very veniver sum virus

veiny wiener with virus?
 
2013-03-13 04:46:32 PM  

mama2tnt: now, you all KNOW what an old lady prude i am. but...

...he paid for his room, the hotel knew before it booked the wedding the room windows looked over the wedding venue.

...he was inside his room, so he's not a perv; rather, those who objected are peeping toms and should be charged as such.

(and i agree with ALL the "that's what they'll remember" and "nude rights" comments above.)



I've read various news reports locally about people being charged with crimes for both exposing the outside world to their nakedness inside the house and for looking at said nakedness from outside on the street. How can both of these things be a crime?
 
2013-03-13 06:12:23 PM  
Thanks Subby, your headline was great
Had me imagining that it was me in that window
And when I was 20, it would have been
Of course back then, you didn't get sex offender status for doing stupid drunkin stuff like that
 
2013-03-13 07:47:18 PM  
I came for the Phillip J. Fry pressed ham pic. Left sad.
 
2013-03-13 07:59:59 PM  
They called the police, so that proves he wasn't the best man.
 
2013-03-13 09:23:19 PM  

gadian: I just remember the one guy stomping up to the main desk absolutely furious.  He banged on the desk, demanding a room change that couldn't happen because we were at capacity, but wouldn't happen because he was an asshole.  The reason why he needed the room change?  His ground floor room faced the parking lot and he couldn't walk around naked with the curtains open.  Sorry bro, your freedom to air your genitals to nature isn't a reason to move your room.  Though being the conscientious desk employee that I was, I just suggested that he could still walk around naked with the curtains open if he didn't mind public comment from arriving guests and that the only real difference between the room he had and the one he wanted was that he wanted to feel as though he could wave his genitals at people without them knowing.

He tried to act modest and insulted.

People are absolutely irrational when they're on vacation.


When I got engaged, we were staying at the Fallsview hotel in Niagara on the top floor. Now, we weren't prancing around being exhibitionists or anything, but the first morning after we got there we walked around near the gorge, I looked at the hotel and realized we had definitely better close our curtains. Just hoping no one was looking up at certain moments...
 
2013-03-13 10:46:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's like raaii-aaiin....


But slimy.
 
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