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(ESPN)   Ray Lewis allegedly joining ESPN as an analyst, which is odd as he didn't see anything   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Ray Lewis, ESPN, Trent Dilfer, Stuart Scott, accounting analyst, Jon Gruden  
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3650 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Mar 2013 at 12:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-13 12:36:50 PM  
3 votes:
Oh yes, Ray, one more example of how money buys innocence and religion can be used to excuse anything.
2013-03-13 12:32:04 PM  
2 votes:
Say what you want, the man is an engaging speaker. And he knows football. Which is more than you can say for a lot of ESPN's "analysts".
2013-03-13 11:58:51 AM  
2 votes:
HOTY nominatin' here, boss.
2013-03-13 08:15:55 PM  
1 vote:

downtownkid: Coach_J: Champion of the Sun: He's Shannon Sharpe with a bunch of god mixed in.

And a knife...and a few more kids with different women.

He makes Shannon Sharpe look humble.  How is that possible?

Anyone who does that ridiculous dance with choreographed lights, music and fire cannons during pre-game while yelling Jesus, Jesus, Jesus would make anyone humble.

That fat ass gal with Kanye isn't as much of an attention whore as Ray Ray...he'll fit in with Keyshawn, Berman and the rest of the clowns just fine.
2013-03-13 03:21:00 PM  
1 vote:
I am OK with this as long as he has to kill Tony Siragusa during the half time show at the Super bowl next year.
2013-03-13 12:41:44 PM  
1 vote:
For farkers who don't get the joke......

The Haters Guide To Ray Lewis
2013-03-13 12:38:25 PM  
1 vote:
I can picture him getting all excited and emotional over the smallest of things and then clamoring on and on incoherently.  It'll be a fun mess to watch for about fifteen minutes.
2013-03-13 12:35:15 PM  
1 vote:

Sliding Carp: HOTY nominatin' here, boss.

HOTY usually involves a joke that hasn't been made repeatedly in dozens of threads for years.
2013-03-13 12:33:14 PM  
1 vote:

js34603: Say what you want, the man is an engaging speaker. And he knows football. Which is more than you can say for a lot of ESPN's "analysts".

As long as he keeps his born-again LeJesus crap off the airwaves, I'm fine with it.
2013-03-13 12:32:58 PM  
1 vote:
I'm curious if HR over at ESPN gives a rats ass about journalism (admittedly Ray would be a 'personality' rather than a sports journalists), but every time I flip over to that channel it seems to be all 'personalities', trolls, and sycophant . Even former reporters have transitioned trying to become 'personalities' and I really cant stand most of them.
2013-03-13 12:30:38 PM  
1 vote:
Fark headline: ""
Real headline: Ray Lewis officially joins ESPN

Subby, I see what you did here and it sucks.
2013-03-13 12:28:45 PM  
1 vote:
Marvin Harrison is still more hood.
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