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(NBC News)   "Restaurant staff called police after the man fell asleep with his face planted in a plate of french fries and ketchup. Police said when they woke him up, he was so drunk he started eating his fries and didn't acknowledge the officers"   (nbcnews.com) divider line 11
    More: Fail, the man fell asleep, police officers, Putnam County, Hardee  
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2013-03-13 11:35:15 AM
5 votes:
Your indulgent lifestyle will ketchup with you.
2013-03-13 01:47:57 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-13 12:43:58 PM
2 votes:
i1123.photobucket.com


Sonofabiatch does it all the time!
2013-03-13 12:04:28 PM
2 votes:
www.pajiba.com
2013-03-13 07:11:04 PM
1 votes:

uncleacid: Good thing he wasn't having the soup.


Years ago back in my harder partyin' days we went to an all night restaurant for breakfast after the bar closed. My buddy Greg only got a few bites into his big plate of biscuits & gravy till he was lights out. We were worried at first that he couldn't breathe till we saw the gravy bubbles blowing out the side of his nostrils.
/good times
2013-03-13 02:10:16 PM
1 votes:
thumbs.mugshots.com

Patrick put brown mustard on his fries and all hell broke loose.
2013-03-13 01:20:24 PM
1 votes:
Dancin_In_Anson:
Sonofabiatch does it all the time!

Princeton Sucks...came here for the porky's reference....happy.
2013-03-13 01:16:34 PM
1 votes:
'Workers said Cook been passed out for about an hour.'

The writer suddenly slipped into ebonics. Must have been late.
2013-03-13 12:27:06 PM
1 votes:
I call that "Thursday Night"
2013-03-13 12:21:42 PM
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: Vodka Zombie:

Did Tom Hanks just roofie that kid? Is this some sort of pre-Rothlisburgering celebratory photo?


Apparently, Hanks was having dinner in this bar, grill place, and this drunk kid was passed out at the table and had no idea Hanks was there.  So, he started messing with him:
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2013-03-13 12:09:14 PM
1 votes:

KangTheMad: Cold fries aren't that bad. Depending where you get them from.


Peeling them off your ketchup-encrusted face isn't all that appetizing.
 
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