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(NBC News)   "Restaurant staff called police after the man fell asleep with his face planted in a plate of french fries and ketchup. Police said when they woke him up, he was so drunk he started eating his fries and didn't acknowledge the officers"   (nbcnews.com) divider line 8
    More: Fail, the man fell asleep, police officers, Putnam County, Hardee  
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2013-03-13 07:11:04 PM
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uncleacid: Good thing he wasn't having the soup.


Years ago back in my harder partyin' days we went to an all night restaurant for breakfast after the bar closed. My buddy Greg only got a few bites into his big plate of biscuits & gravy till he was lights out. We were worried at first that he couldn't breathe till we saw the gravy bubbles blowing out the side of his nostrils.
/good times
2013-03-13 06:25:23 PM
1 votes:
Arrested while eating freedom fries. Pitiful.
2013-03-13 01:18:02 PM
1 votes:
If he paid for the fries and ketchup he should damn well have the right take a little catnap in his plate without the gotdang Nanny State interrupting his slumber.
2013-03-13 01:16:34 PM
1 votes:
'Workers said Cook been passed out for about an hour.'

The writer suddenly slipped into ebonics. Must have been late.
2013-03-13 12:27:11 PM
1 votes:
Respect for Tom Hanks Rising!!! That's pretty damn funny. Also, kind of cool if you are the drunk kid and it's your 21st birthday or something. Not cool if it's a random Tuesday and you were late for your job cleaning out the drains at Jiffy Lube the next morning.
2013-03-13 12:14:45 PM
1 votes:
They called the cops without even giving his shoulder a shake? What a lousy restaurant.
2013-03-13 12:01:21 PM
1 votes:
Ew. Cold fries.
2013-03-13 11:35:15 AM
1 votes:
Your indulgent lifestyle will ketchup with you.
 
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