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(NBC News)   "Restaurant staff called police after the man fell asleep with his face planted in a plate of french fries and ketchup. Police said when they woke him up, he was so drunk he started eating his fries and didn't acknowledge the officers"   (nbcnews.com) divider line 51
    More: Fail, the man fell asleep, police officers, Putnam County, Hardee  
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2013-03-13 11:21:05 AM  
That's what I would have done.
 
2013-03-13 11:35:15 AM  
Your indulgent lifestyle will ketchup with you.
 
2013-03-13 12:01:21 PM  
Ew. Cold fries.
 
2013-03-13 12:01:43 PM  
DNRTFA. Was his name Drew?
 
2013-03-13 12:01:56 PM  
Sucks you got busted, pillhead. Maybe pace yourself next time so you don't konk out in public like some kind of junkkie..
 
2013-03-13 12:04:06 PM  
What is his FARK id?
 
2013-03-13 12:04:28 PM  
www.pajiba.com
 
2013-03-13 12:04:53 PM  
Dad?
 
2013-03-13 12:06:22 PM  
First...who among us has not walked a mile in those shoes

and...seems like a basic Tuesday night at the Waffle House
 
2013-03-13 12:08:00 PM  
Cold fries aren't that bad. Depending where you get them from.
 
2013-03-13 12:08:03 PM  
First...who among us has not walked a mile in those shoes

I haven't.

.50/10
 
2013-03-13 12:08:13 PM  
....but occifer, letting the fries go to waste would be silly.
 
2013-03-13 12:09:14 PM  

KangTheMad: Cold fries aren't that bad. Depending where you get them from.


Peeling them off your ketchup-encrusted face isn't all that appetizing.
 
2013-03-13 12:11:15 PM  
Graduation night.
Waffle House.
Yes, yes we did

/ashamed
//that is was a Waffle House
 
2013-03-13 12:13:13 PM  

Vodka Zombie:


Did Tom Hanks just roofie that kid? Is this some sort of pre-Rothlisburgering celebratory photo?
 
2013-03-13 12:13:39 PM  
Who calls the police on a sleeping drunk guy if he can be woken so easily?
 
2013-03-13 12:14:41 PM  
 
2013-03-13 12:14:45 PM  
They called the cops without even giving his shoulder a shake? What a lousy restaurant.
 
2013-03-13 12:15:52 PM  
Drunk, doped and passed out in a plate full of french fries is no way to go through life, son.

/or IS it?
 
2013-03-13 12:21:42 PM  

elguerodiablo: Vodka Zombie:

Did Tom Hanks just roofie that kid? Is this some sort of pre-Rothlisburgering celebratory photo?


Apparently, Hanks was having dinner in this bar, grill place, and this drunk kid was passed out at the table and had no idea Hanks was there.  So, he started messing with him:
drinkingmadeeasy.com
drinkingmadeeasy.com
 
2013-03-13 12:21:53 PM  
Well, I've been that drunk. Never passed out at a Hardee's but that's probably more due to luck than virtue.
 
2013-03-13 12:26:24 PM  
C'mon, cut the guy some slack. We've all been there. He seems harmless enough.

Well, maybe without the pills and weed, but hey... Different strokes for different folks.
 
2013-03-13 12:27:06 PM  
I call that "Thursday Night"
 
2013-03-13 12:27:11 PM  
Respect for Tom Hanks Rising!!! That's pretty damn funny. Also, kind of cool if you are the drunk kid and it's your 21st birthday or something. Not cool if it's a random Tuesday and you were late for your job cleaning out the drains at Jiffy Lube the next morning.
 
2013-03-13 12:27:20 PM  

hobnail: Well, I've been that drunk. Never passed out at a Hardee's but that's probably more due to luck than virtue.


Best place I ever passed out was on a slot machine at Potowatomi Casino in Milwaukee.  Eventually, an old lady woke me up by jabbing me in the ribs with her cane while asking me if I was dead.

/Good times.
//Good times.
 
2013-03-13 12:29:35 PM  
 
2013-03-13 12:30:14 PM  
Good thing he wasn't having the soup.
 
2013-03-13 12:32:02 PM  
Hey...uh...you gonna finish those?
 
2013-03-13 12:33:56 PM  
Obviously Drugged French Fries.

Be prepared for the French Fry Police Checkpoint next year, right after the Weed is legalized.
 
2013-03-13 12:41:08 PM  

KangTheMad: Cold fries aren't that bad. Depending where you get them from.


Steak N Shake's little thin fries suck. They have about a 3 minute window of being good when hot to ice cold.
 
2013-03-13 12:43:58 PM  
i1123.photobucket.com


Sonofabiatch does it all the time!
 
2013-03-13 01:07:49 PM  
I can't blame him, french fries do look pretty comfortable. But he should've ordered a cheeseburger to use as a blanket.
 
2013-03-13 01:16:34 PM  
'Workers said Cook been passed out for about an hour.'

The writer suddenly slipped into ebonics. Must have been late.
 
2013-03-13 01:18:02 PM  
If he paid for the fries and ketchup he should damn well have the right take a little catnap in his plate without the gotdang Nanny State interrupting his slumber.
 
2013-03-13 01:20:24 PM  
Dancin_In_Anson:
Sonofabiatch does it all the time!

Princeton Sucks...came here for the porky's reference....happy.
 
2013-03-13 01:31:43 PM  
Guy being drunk in public = Fail

Restaurant calling cops = Fail

Unless there's more to the story than what was shown, I would say they needed to call for an ambulance to make sure this guy wasn't sick or messed up in some other way. Just being devil's advocate here for a moment, but if dumbass had turned out to be passed out from diabetes, or some other medical issue, and he was arrested anyway, he could sue the shiat outta the cops and the restaurant.

Double fail on the restaurant for waiting an hour to call for assistance, assuming they didn't bother to try to wake the guy up.
 
2013-03-13 01:47:57 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-13 02:10:16 PM  
thumbs.mugshots.com

Patrick put brown mustard on his fries and all hell broke loose.
 
2013-03-13 03:58:01 PM  
FTA: Cook received even more charges after police searched him and found marijuana and prescription pills in his pockets.

He probably passed out again and didn't know he was being searched.
 
2013-03-13 04:21:32 PM  

Ned Stark: They called the cops without even giving his shoulder a shake? What a lousy restaurant.


this.
call him a cab,
grab his phone and call one the recently dialed numbers and ask a friend to come get him.
 
2013-03-13 04:24:04 PM  

Vodka Zombie: elguerodiablo: Vodka Zombie:

Did Tom Hanks just roofie that kid? Is this some sort of pre-Rothlisburgering celebratory photo?

Apparently, Hanks was having dinner in this bar, grill place, and this drunk kid was passed out at the table and had no idea Hanks was there.  So, he started messing with him:
[drinkingmadeeasy.com image 585x438]
[drinkingmadeeasy.com image 585x438]


nope
http://www.jest.com/picture/197694/tom-hanks-aids-in-epic-photobombi ng
 
2013-03-13 04:27:51 PM  
data.whicdn.com
"They weren't even that good. They were really cold"
 
2013-03-13 04:57:31 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: Vodka Zombie: elguerodiablo: Vodka Zombie:

Did Tom Hanks just roofie that kid? Is this some sort of pre-Rothlisburgering celebratory photo?

Apparently, Hanks was having dinner in this bar, grill place, and this drunk kid was passed out at the table and had no idea Hanks was there.  So, he started messing with him:
[drinkingmadeeasy.com image 585x438]
[drinkingmadeeasy.com image 585x438]

nope
http://www.jest.com/picture/197694/tom-hanks-aids-in-epic-photobombi ng


Ahh... Nuts.

Thanks.

Why do you hurt me, Tom Hanks?
 
2013-03-13 06:25:23 PM  
Arrested while eating freedom fries. Pitiful.
 
2013-03-13 07:01:26 PM  

Ned Stark: They called the cops without even giving his shoulder a shake? What a lousy restaurant.


    The Awful House..
 
2013-03-13 07:11:04 PM  

uncleacid: Good thing he wasn't having the soup.


Years ago back in my harder partyin' days we went to an all night restaurant for breakfast after the bar closed. My buddy Greg only got a few bites into his big plate of biscuits & gravy till he was lights out. We were worried at first that he couldn't breathe till we saw the gravy bubbles blowing out the side of his nostrils.
/good times
 
2013-03-13 07:27:37 PM  
 
2013-03-13 07:45:02 PM  
I don't know what it is about fast food places getting their panties in a bunch over someone sleeping.  I once almost lost my job at an Arby's because I fell asleep for five minutes on my break.  The head manager laughed it off, meanwhile I was still out a few hours of pay because the asst. manager couldn't stand to see me nap.  I don't miss that job.
 
2013-03-13 10:26:56 PM  

lack of warmth: I don't know what it is about fast food places getting their panties in a bunch over someone sleeping.  I once almost lost my job at an Arby's because I fell asleep for five minutes on my break.  The head manager laughed it off, meanwhile I was still out a few hours of pay because the asst. manager couldn't stand to see me nap.  I don't miss that job.


Well, if they have a liquor license, that's probably a violation, depending on state and local laws.
 
2013-03-14 12:12:40 AM  

LibertyHiller: lack of warmth: I don't know what it is about fast food places getting their panties in a bunch over someone sleeping.  I once almost lost my job at an Arby's because I fell asleep for five minutes on my break.  The head manager laughed it off, meanwhile I was still out a few hours of pay because the asst. manager couldn't stand to see me nap.  I don't miss that job.

Well, if they have a liquor license, that's probably a violation, depending on state and local laws.


Are there any Arby's, or based on TFA any Hardee's/Carl's Jr anywhere in the country that have a liquor license? Maybe in Louisiana, I hear things are much looser there.

And fast food places are full of little Hitlers in management angry that they couldn't get anything better than babysitting stoned kids and burnt-out alcoholics. (Joke's on them, employees are like that everywhere.)
 
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