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(Celebslam)   Justin Bieber made $6,200/hour last year, which still isn't enough to buy the physique of an adult man   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 67
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2013-03-13 12:41:12 PM
Although it appears to be enough to buy him the company of Disney girls and Victoria's Secret models.
 
2013-03-13 12:41:22 PM
but enough to wipe away your tears subby


and enough for whores and cocaine
 
2013-03-13 12:43:04 PM
I'm guessing he could get more than subby.
 
2013-03-13 12:47:31 PM
Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.
 
2013-03-13 12:53:23 PM
Let's hope he pulls a Lohan and we can all drench ourselves in delicious Schaudenfreude.

god I hope I spelled that right.
 
2013-03-13 12:55:19 PM
Look, just because she's a lesbian, that doesn't mean she necessarily wants to look masculine, you bigoted prick.
 
2013-03-13 12:55:25 PM

Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.


Suck his dick?!? She bore his child.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-13 12:56:23 PM
Everyone has their ups and downs I suppose.
 
2013-03-13 12:59:13 PM
Odd. For as huge as Justin Bieber is, just about the only place I ever hear stuff about him is on Fark. It's almost as if it's easy to avoid the things you don't like and/or the things that are not for you.
 
2013-03-13 01:00:19 PM

Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.


Dumping him was the smartest thing she ever did. (And most obvious, considering that the breakup came as a result of him getting photographed with some random Hungarian model, which Selena found and posted with the message "...".) Just, what a complete and total idiot.
 
2013-03-13 01:01:51 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Although it appears to be enough to buy him the company of Disney girls and Victoria's Secret models.


Freakin Rican: but enough to wipe away your tears subby


and enough for whores and cocaine


WorldCitizen: I'm guessing he could get more than subby.


Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.



Has Fark gone Full Retard on white-knighting Bieber already? I thought it wouldn't happen until well into 2015 or so.
 
2013-03-13 01:06:25 PM

sure haven't: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Although it appears to be enough to buy him the company of Disney girls and Victoria's Secret models.

Freakin Rican: but enough to wipe away your tears subby


and enough for whores and cocaine

WorldCitizen: I'm guessing he could get more than subby.

Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.


Has Fark gone Full Retard on white-knighting Bieber already? I thought it wouldn't happen until well into 2015 or so.


i never go full retard
 
2013-03-13 01:07:21 PM

sure haven't: Has Fark gone Full Retard on white-knighting Bieber already? I thought it wouldn't happen until well into 2015 or so.


subby just sounds like a whiny biatch is all.

attacking his physique is weak player hatin
 
2013-03-13 01:09:35 PM

Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.


There, now it's perfect
 
2013-03-13 01:11:06 PM

sure haven't: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Although it appears to be enough to buy him the company of Disney girls and Victoria's Secret models.

Freakin Rican: but enough to wipe away your tears subby


and enough for whores and cocaine

WorldCitizen: I'm guessing he could get more than subby.

Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.


Has Fark gone Full Retard on white-knighting Bieber already? I thought it wouldn't happen until well into 2015 or so.


Get back to me when Selena Gomez sucks your dick and you make millions of dollars peddling insipid pop crap that will be forgotten in 10 years so you can snort coke off of porn stars' tits.
 
2013-03-13 01:16:58 PM

Gosling: Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.

Dumping him was the smartest thing she ever did. (And most obvious, considering that the breakup came as a result of him getting photographed with some random Hungarian model, which Selena found and posted with the message "...".) Just, what a complete and total idiot.


Sounds like he was winning.
 
2013-03-13 01:17:47 PM

Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.


She has a dick? I thought she just was a dick.
 
2013-03-13 01:19:52 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

He's 19; looks like he's coming along nicely to me.  Was subby in this sort of shape as a teen, one wonders?
 
2013-03-13 01:20:13 PM
Singing, dancing boy is upset.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sing ing-dancing-boy-upset,31621/
 
2013-03-13 01:21:06 PM

Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucks your dick


I like where this thread is going
 
2013-03-13 01:23:35 PM
This just in, teenage pop star is in better shape than 90% of the population, including me back when I swarm 24 hours a week. There's plenty to hold against him, but his opportunity to hit the gym isn't one of them. I'll admit that I'm jealous.
 
2013-03-13 01:25:11 PM
I'm no Bieber fan but physique wise he looks like a normal teenage boy to me. I know when I look back at pics of myself at that age I sure as hell looked young.
 
2013-03-13 01:25:25 PM
I would rent the physique of an adult woman.
 
2013-03-13 01:26:03 PM
Who is this person and why should I care about her?
 
2013-03-13 01:26:21 PM
Now I wonder how much this big manly gut cost me in food and eventual medical expenses.
 
2013-03-13 01:28:39 PM
Perhaps subby is referring to face that Justin Bieber is short.
 
2013-03-13 01:29:00 PM

Dwight_Yeast: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x676]

He's 19; looks like he's coming along nicely to me.  Was subby in this sort of shape as a teen, one wonders?


I think I was actually skinnier than that at 19.  I'm not bragging.
 
2013-03-13 01:31:07 PM
He has the physique of dude that can hire a personal trainer, nutritionist and personal chef.
 
2013-03-13 01:33:00 PM
sure haven't:

Has Fark gone Full Retard on white-knighting Bieber already? I thought it wouldn't happen until well into 2015 or so.

I'm looking forward to seeing this kid follow in Lindsay Lohan's footsteps as much as everyone else but until then I give credit where it's due - the guy's spent his teenage years making millions of $$$ doing something he enjoys while boning hot actresses and lingerie models in his spare time. Good for him, haters gonna hate.
 
2013-03-13 01:34:03 PM
This is not when he needs to worry. He needs to worry when he's in his late 20's and can't hit those soprano notes anymore. Also, most teens will find him hairy and icky by then, and will need to change his gimmick, or fade away.
Also, for half of that $6200/hr. I'll be his physique of an adult man... not even joking.

/not gay... but I am a whore
 
2013-03-13 01:39:55 PM
I ♥  schadenfreude as much as anyone else.  But I also know that had I made 55 million when I was 18, I would have made Charile Sheen look like Andy Griffith.
 
2013-03-13 01:42:21 PM

Nurglitch: This just in, teenage pop star is in better shape than 90% of the population, including me back when I swarm 24 hours a week. There's plenty to hold against him, but his opportunity to hit the gym isn't one of them. I'll admit that I'm jealous.


I know what you meant, but that typo combined with your handle is just really amusing to me.
 
2013-03-13 01:45:35 PM

Dwight_Yeast: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x676]

He's 19; looks like he's coming along nicely to me.  Was subby in this sort of shape as a teen, one wonders?


He looks like he is dieting without significant emphasis put on muscle growth.
 
2013-03-13 01:59:32 PM
"I've got the mind of a four-year-old, and the body of a teenager. They're in my trunk, wanna see 'em?"

-Bob Saget

/BOB SAGET!!
 
2013-03-13 02:01:38 PM
You saying you wouldn't let Selena Gomez suck your dick?
 
2013-03-13 02:04:47 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: Dwight_Yeast: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x676]

He's 19; looks like he's coming along nicely to me.  Was subby in this sort of shape as a teen, one wonders?

He looks like he is dieting without significant emphasis put on muscle growth.


Or touring constantly with a heavily choreographed show.
 
2013-03-13 02:14:32 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Good for him, haters gonna hate.

 
2013-03-13 02:15:18 PM

GonzoNihilist: I ♥  schadenfreude as much as anyone else.  But I also know that had I made 55 million when I was 18, I would have made Charile Sheen look like Andy Griffith.


Also this
 
2013-03-13 02:30:45 PM

GonzoNihilist: I ♥  schadenfreude as much as anyone else.  But I also know that had I made 55 million when I was 18, I would have made Charile Sheen look like Andy Griffith.


^^^^^^^^
I whole-heartedly concur with this statement.
 
2013-03-13 02:38:47 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: GonzoNihilist: I ♥  schadenfreude as much as anyone else.  But I also know that had I made 55 million when I was 18, I would have made Charile Sheen look like Andy Griffith.

^^^^^^^^
I whole-heartedly concur with this statement.


I think any of us would but I think if my folks saw me acting like that at that age I would get a smack to the head a few times until sense was knocked into me.
 
2013-03-13 02:42:37 PM

groppet: LowbrowDeluxe: GonzoNihilist: I ♥  schadenfreude as much as anyone else.  But I also know that had I made 55 million when I was 18, I would have made Charile Sheen look like Andy Griffith.

^^^^^^^^
I whole-heartedly concur with this statement.

I think any of us would but I think if my folks saw me acting like that at that age I would get a smack to the head a few times until sense was knocked into me.

They would have asked me to buy them a new house.


FTFY, unfortunately. It's been proven so time and time again.
 
2013-03-13 02:43:07 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: GonzoNihilist: I ♥  schadenfreude as much as anyone else.  But I also know that had I made 55 million when I was 18, I would have made Charile Sheen look like Andy Griffith.

^^^^^^^^
I whole-heartedly concur with this statement.


True. The guy is in better shape than I've ever been in, has already made more money than I'll ever see, and has likely already tapped more top shelf ass than I've ever seen in person.

So you know what? I can't stand his music and I'd lose nothing if he fell off the face of the earth this afternoon but he's living the dream of EVERY 19 year old guy. Hope he enjoys it; it likely won't last forever. If he has any sense he'll save some money so he never has to work another day in his life once pop music moves on. You don't want to end up like MC Hammer.
 
2013-03-13 03:05:27 PM

akula: So you know what? I can't stand his music and I'd lose nothing if he fell off the face of the earth this afternoon but he's living the dream of EVERY 19 year old guy. Hope he enjoys it; it likely won't last forever. If he has any sense he'll save some money so he never has to work another day in his life once pop music moves on. You don't want to end up like MC Hammer.


I don't think he's thought that far ahead. Right now Bieber is nose-deep in the fark-tomorrow-let's-party club life. Which can go away at any moment the second the clubbers find the next thing.

And One Direction has begun to leach away Bieber's crowd.
 
2013-03-13 03:19:05 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

/hotlinky
 
2013-03-13 03:23:44 PM

Lee's_Austin: He has the physique of dude that can hire a personal trainer, nutritionist and personal chef.


No, this teenager has the physique of a dude that can hire a personal trainer, nutritionist, and personal chef. And he's 17 here. Compare that to Bieber at 19 and Bieber looks like a 14 year old. Lautner may look like a llama, but he could literally kick Bieber's ass with one arm tied behind his back.

www-deadline-com.vimg.net
 
2013-03-13 03:24:42 PM

akula: LowbrowDeluxe: GonzoNihilist: I ♥  schadenfreude as much as anyone else.  But I also know that had I made 55 million when I was 18, I would have made Charile Sheen look like Andy Griffith.

^^^^^^^^
I whole-heartedly concur with this statement.

True. The guy is in better shape than I've ever been in, has already made more money than I'll ever see, and has likely already tapped more top shelf ass than I've ever seen in person.

So you know what? I can't stand his music and I'd lose nothing if he fell off the face of the earth this afternoon but he's living the dream of EVERY 19 year old guy. Hope he enjoys it; it likely won't last forever. If he has any sense he'll save some money so he never has to work another day in his life once pop music moves on. You don't want to end up like MC Hammer.


MC Hammer had a rich person bankruptcy.  It's not like poor people bankruptcy.

MC Hammer, during the worst of his bankruptcy had more money to spend than an average 'successful' American.
 
2013-03-13 03:25:23 PM

Jake Havechek: sure haven't: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Although it appears to be enough to buy him the company of Disney girls and Victoria's Secret models.

Freakin Rican: but enough to wipe away your tears subby


and enough for whores and cocaine

WorldCitizen: I'm guessing he could get more than subby.

Jake Havechek: Selena Gomez sucked his dick, so there's that.


Has Fark gone Full Retard on white-knighting Bieber already? I thought it wouldn't happen until well into 2015 or so.

Get back to me when Selena Gomez sucks your dick and you make millions of dollars peddling insipid pop crap that will be forgotten in 10 years so you can snort coke off of porn stars' tits.


challenge accepted!
 
2013-03-13 03:30:19 PM

Gosling: akula: So you know what? I can't stand his music and I'd lose nothing if he fell off the face of the earth this afternoon but he's living the dream of EVERY 19 year old guy. Hope he enjoys it; it likely won't last forever. If he has any sense he'll save some money so he never has to work another day in his life once pop music moves on. You don't want to end up like MC Hammer.

I don't think he's thought that far ahead. Right now Bieber is nose-deep in the fark-tomorrow-let's-party club life. Which can go away at any moment the second the clubbers find the next thing.

And One Direction has begun to leach away Bieber's crowd.


Yeah, the only thing with a shelf life shorter than a boy band is fresh milk. Teenage girls are fickle creatures.
 
2013-03-13 03:31:04 PM
Here is the where MC Hammer currently lives.  This is after the bankruptcy and sale of his previous mansion.

http://wikimapia.org/13401103/MC-Hammer-s-house

This is the Google Street view.
http://goo.gl/maps/Ey3YK

Yeah - let's all pray we don't end up like MC Hammer....I'd give my left nut to be so poor.
 
2013-03-13 03:32:03 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Lee's_Austin: He has the physique of dude that can hire a personal trainer, nutritionist and personal chef.

No, this teenager has the physique of a dude that can hire a personal trainer, nutritionist, and personal chef. And he's 17 here. Compare that to Bieber at 19 and Bieber looks like a 14 year old. Lautner may look like a llama, but he could literally kick Bieber's ass with one arm tied behind his back.

[www-deadline-com.vimg.net image 310x547]


He does look like a llama.
 
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