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(CBS New York)   Terrier that swallowed 111 pennies still critical, but vet expects [puts on sunglasses] change   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 39
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2013-03-13 11:24:44 AM  
For a moment I read that as 'penises'. Subby's mom?
 
2013-03-13 11:24:46 AM  
Nice.
 
2013-03-13 11:24:47 AM  
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2013-03-13 11:27:17 AM  
Terrier still critical

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"You're ugly. And your breath is worse than mine!"
 
2013-03-13 11:27:38 AM  
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2013-03-13 11:28:55 AM  
I bet he jingles when his tail wags.
 
2013-03-13 11:29:17 AM  
well done subby
 
2013-03-13 11:29:46 AM  
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2013-03-13 11:32:33 AM  
That's like 11.1 shiatloads of dimes..
 
2013-03-13 11:39:50 AM  
Still not enough for steak.
 
2013-03-13 11:40:50 AM  
How do you get change from 111 pennies?

/and none of that "they really have to want to change" crap.
 
2013-03-13 11:42:49 AM  

Charlie Chingas: For a moment I read that as 'penises'. Subby's mom?


Yep, came to see if I was the only one....
 
2013-03-13 11:43:05 AM  
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2013-03-13 11:43:07 AM  
Don't worry. Change will come in the end.
 
2013-03-13 11:43:35 AM  
Guess that one weighed about  Twenty pounds and change.
 
2013-03-13 11:48:07 AM  
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2013-03-13 11:48:56 AM  
We find change that has passed through my dog in the backyard all the time.
 
2013-03-13 11:50:41 AM  

Charlie Chingas: For a moment I read that as 'penises'. Subby's mom?


If the first thing that entered your mind was swallowing 111 penises, I don't think Subby's mom is the issue.
 
2013-03-13 11:57:57 AM  

dabbletech: How do you get change from 111 pennies?


Change comes from within.

Also Terrier thread!
 
2013-03-13 12:00:29 PM  
ANGRY ABOUT THE PENNIES!
 
2013-03-13 12:02:02 PM  
This, too, shall pass.
 
2013-03-13 12:05:13 PM  
I hope the owner was turned in to the coppers.
 
2013-03-13 12:07:20 PM  
Dr. Pol would jammed his hand up the dogs ass, pulled something out, and the dog would have been back to normal in 20 minutes.
 
2013-03-13 12:16:38 PM  
This never would have happened in Canada.
 
2013-03-13 12:23:03 PM  
111 coins? I can't make heads or tails of this.
 
2013-03-13 12:23:56 PM  
I misparsed ths headline as reading "swallowed 111 penises."
 
2013-03-13 12:26:51 PM  
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2013-03-13 12:38:06 PM  
Hilarious stubby! How did ever think of 'change' i.e. coins, juxtaposed to 'change' as in making something different. Fantastic! I LOL'd for an hour! Then, you were clever enough to warn us of the impending cleverness reveal by enclosing guidance in the brackets! As I read it I was thinking wait, here comes the joke then BOOM! Out of nowhere... this genius! Reminded me of Mark Twain in it's structure and discipline. Huzzah and hats off to you my champion for the best FARK headline of this or any year!
 
2013-03-13 12:58:56 PM  

Charlie Chingas: For a moment I read that as 'penises'. Subby's mom?


add me to that list. gonna go get more coffee.
 
2013-03-13 12:59:43 PM  

MBooda: I hope the owner was turned in to the coppers.


Yes, I realize you are just trying to make a joke, but I have serious doubts that this dog intentionally swallowed 111 pennies. More like the owner force fed the dog or hid them in his food. Why? Who the fark knows. Attention, money from strangers when the story hits the news? Some people are sick farks.
 
2013-03-13 01:03:15 PM  
Just came in to check on the penises thing. I see I'm not alone.

/I'll take "things your mom says at the frat house" for $100, Alex...
 
2013-03-13 01:04:59 PM  

ruetheday69: More like the owner force fed the dog or hid them in his food.


Well, no wonder the dog is critical; I think criticism of the owner is totally warranted.
 
2013-03-13 02:03:20 PM  
That's an oddly specific number.

If you express it in binary, it's only 7 pennies, so it doesn't seem as bad.
 
2013-03-13 02:50:16 PM  

HelloNeuman: Hilarious stubby! How did ever think of 'change' i.e. coins, juxtaposed to 'change' as in making something different. Fantastic! I LOL'd for an hour! Then, you were clever enough to warn us of the impending cleverness reveal by enclosing guidance in the brackets! As I read it I was thinking wait, here comes the joke then BOOM! Out of nowhere... this genius! Reminded me of Mark Twain in it's structure and discipline. Huzzah and hats off to you my champion for the best FARK headline of this or any year!


Keep working at it, you'll get a link approved too someday.  Good luck.
 
2013-03-13 03:51:33 PM  
Another great reason to eliminate the penny?
 
2013-03-13 03:53:36 PM  
I read that as penises.

And thought At once?
 
2013-03-13 04:02:17 PM  
Now the dog can go back to licking himself instead of Lincoln himself.
 
2013-03-13 05:03:53 PM  
Hey, is anybody else here so twisted that they read the word "penises" every time they see the word "pennies"?
 
2013-03-14 08:04:35 PM  
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Was it one of these guys?
 
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