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(ESPN)   Longhorn's WR shows Longhorn's tennis player his forehand and winds up in jail   (espn.go.com) divider line 24
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2013-03-13 12:20:52 PM
Police say the relationship between Jones and Bell ended some time ago "on bad circumstances" and that Bell has accused Jones of having jealousy and anger issues.

You don't say.
 
2013-03-13 01:32:09 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 01:34:44 PM
Who is this mysterious "Longhorn," and why is he somehow in possession of collegiate athletes?
 
2013-03-13 01:45:48 PM
To the googles, need to see what a Khat Bell looks like.
 
2013-03-13 01:46:28 PM
And I'm back...

http://www.texassports.com/sports/w-volley/mtt/bell_khat00.html">htt p://www.texassports.com/sports/w-volley/mtt/bell_khat00.html
 
2013-03-13 02:07:55 PM

21-37-42: And I'm back...

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Oh yeah, I remember seeing her play once.  I am very surprised she's "just" 6'1".

FWIW here's the guy who got punched.
 
2013-03-13 02:18:04 PM
He just didn't want the Ausie putting his shrimp on the barbie
 
2013-03-13 03:21:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-13 03:43:24 PM

logggur: FWIW here's the guy who got punched.


It gets harder and harder to consider Australia a real country when you read that a guy is from Wagga Wagga.

/then again, I suppose I grew up near Walla Walla
 
2013-03-13 04:09:45 PM
So some guy punches another guy for talking to his ex and it is a "second-degree assault conviction carrying a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison".  What am I missing here?
 
2013-03-13 04:10:30 PM
I'm sure he'll be transferring to Louisville any day now.
 
2013-03-13 04:27:57 PM

devalt: So some guy punches another guy for talking to his ex and it is a "second-degree assault conviction carrying a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison".  What am I missing here?


my guess would be reading comprehension

ftfa

Swaysland, a native of Australia, suffered a fractured right jaw and remains sidelined with the injury.

he broke the other guys face?
 
2013-03-13 05:00:50 PM
"Swaysland"

Yep, that's what I'd do too if some violent jerk cold-cocked me in the side of the head, in that order too.
 
2013-03-13 05:02:42 PM
Punching someone in the face would usually be a Class A misdemeanor, causing pain qualifies as "bodily injury."
This case was filed as a felony on the basis that a broken jaw is "serious bodily injury."
If the injury has taken this long to heal the enhanced charge was probably appropriate.
 
2013-03-13 05:05:24 PM
It's always best to get your assaults out of the way early. That way when you turn pro you can concentrate on football.
 
2013-03-13 05:05:26 PM
Q: Some dude talks to your ex-girlfriend in a bar, how do you respond?
A: Hook 'em!


What is a freshman doing down on 6th street anyway?
 
2013-03-13 07:16:31 PM
The trouble with the off season in NCAA football is that it's hard to keep your players out of jail.
 
2013-03-13 09:05:42 PM
Since this is Texas, I'm surprised the tennis player isn't being charged with assaulting the football player's hand with his face.
 
2013-03-13 09:25:05 PM
I assume this is being treated as a hate crime
 
2013-03-13 10:22:26 PM

germ78: Since this is Texas, I'm surprised the tennis player isn't being charged with assaulting the football player's hand with his face.


CAPITAL assault on a football player, no less, you'll hang for this kid!

/ I'm pretty sure bedwetting is a capital crime in Texas too
 
2013-03-13 10:23:42 PM
looks like the lions will have a draft pick in a few years.
 
2013-03-13 11:37:50 PM

stlblue: I assume this is being treated as a hate crime


Why would it be a hate crime?
 
2013-03-14 01:24:54 AM

Snargi: looks like the lions will have a draft pick in a few years.


Nah, now that Millen's gone we're all about drafting DE's with anger issues.
 
2013-03-14 01:54:36 AM
i assume the tennis player deserved the beat down, don't most tennis playing douchebags?

/yes i can play tennis
//i don't consider myself a tennis player
///i can golf also
////i guess i am a douchebag
//douchebag
 
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