WAR ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!1!
Pocket Ninja: So, some idiot blog is going to talk about how someone is farking something up by using a slide show of nothing but stock images.Blimey.
LazerFish: Did anyone else notice that the holidays go "alcohol, then candy, then alcohol, then candy," and so on throughout the year? kind of odd lol
karnal: When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes! [privateislandparty.com image 420x290]
Nana's Vibrator: Why would anyone hate the holiday where 2 people will get in a fistfight over an argument about who's more Irish?It's always a 1/8th vs. a 1/4, and guaranteed one of them is more Italian than Irish. Because Boston, that's why.
Truther: Anyone else notice their 10 reasons were only 9?
shotbyadam: Anyone who says that the drinking stereotypes aren't nice has NEVER been to Ireland. My god those folks know how to drink. Hell, they even serve beer in vending machines over there! I remember I was in Dublin once and was having dinner with a friend. There was a table next to us with a young couple finishing their dinner and they had an empty bottle of wine at the table. I asked if they enjoyed the wine and the guy said, "Oh, I wasn't drinking. I'm on some medication right now so I can't drink this week." The fact is, it was the 20-something GIRL who drank an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE at dinner. So when people tell me that drinking stereotypes are rude and insensitive, they are farking morons.
Shostie: Goddamn that was whiney.
12monkeys: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x613]
Crewmannumber6: Nana's Vibrator: Why would anyone hate the holiday where 2 people will get in a fistfight over an argument about who's more Irish?It's always a 1/8th vs. a 1/4, and guaranteed one of them is more Italian than Irish. Because Boston, that's why.100% Born in Dublin, family in Dundalk but grew up here, so I'd get my ass kicked there. Besides my fighting stance is the fetal position.
s1ugg0: Most people who grew up with traditional Irish families do not throw up. We know how to drink and have a good time. Throwing up is a bad time and a waste of alcohol. Offer does not apply to speaking correctly or standing up straight.
s1ugg0: Jameson Whiskey is owned by the French.
Jake Havechek: I hear Irish sex is like trying to put a marshmallow boiled potato into a coin slot.
MikeyFuccon: Rent Party: GhettoWinter: CSB/Was in Dublin for St. Patricks day in '08. The most interesting thing to me was the morning of st. pats you couldn't buy a beer anywhere, all the bars were closed and the convenience stores weren't allowed to sell it until after the parade. My assumption is they didn't want everyone shiat faced while the world was watching. After the parade though... shenanigans./CSBThey're all at Mass.My arse. Don't forget St. Patrick's is the national holiday, like July 4 in the States. The schools are closed too, along with government offices and most businesses.
The_Sponge: drongozone: Don't mind St. Patrick's Day so much but I will NEVER drink a green beer. NEVEREveryone has their price...what is yours?
GungFu: FAIL:America = St. Patty's DayRest of the World = St. Paddy's Day.
eViLpOpTaRt: St. Patrick's Day is the only saint's day that might be marked with a teeny bikini contest. Can you imagine one on St. Ignatius's Day, or St. Paul's Day, or St. Rose of Lima's Day?/been in one
Onkel Buck: An Irishmen leaves a bar....Hey it could happen
s1ugg0: Incidentally the amount of alcohol that a native of Ireland can consume is staggering. It's up there with the Russians.
WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, but the best part of St Patrick's Day is watching all the die hard atheist posers lining up to celebrate a religious holiday. It really shows how they stick to their principles.
Rent Party: Paddy, not Patty.
Because People in power are Stupid: I celebrate by going into the woods with a big wooden stick (shillelagh) and beat the crap out of some poor snake.
jaylectricity: [media.irishcentral.com image 419x279]
mjohnson71: Yay, Mexican Independence Day!
mjohnson71: The_Sponge: I look forward to early May when this ass clown will have the chance to biatch about Cinco de Mayo.Yay, Mexican Independence Day!
Rufus Lee King: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 300x449]
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