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shotbyadam: The fact is, it was the 20-something GIRL who drank an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE at dinner.
MikeyFuccon: Till then, God save Elizabeth, Queen of Canada, who's done much more for me than the Sean Bean Bocht ever did. Who knows? Maybe I'll live to toast her grandson William the Fifth, by the Grace of God restored to the throne of the Kingdom of Ireland.
shotbyadam: The fact is, it was the 20-something GIRL who drank an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE at dinner. So when people tell me that drinking stereotypes are rude and insensitive, they are farking morons.
hackhix: fark you subby - South Boston checking in[farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x333]
kvinesknows: valkore: The one in the middle is a porn star (Feye Reagan). I'm guessing at least two others are strippers.problem being?
avratt: Additionally, how many United Statesians would have even heard of Cinco de Mayo were it not for beer corporations?
The Envoy: I have celebrated two St. Patrick's Days in NYC with a friend of mine and I had a great time. We used to go to Scruffy Duffy's on 8th Avenue. My memories, hazy as they are, consist of laughing almost continuously from 10am until 4am the next day. It was just a really good day out.shotbyadam: The fact is, it was the 20-something GIRL who drank an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE at dinner.Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't strike me as being excessive.
Crewmannumber6: Nana's Vibrator: Why would anyone hate the holiday where 2 people will get in a fistfight over an argument about who's more Irish?It's always a 1/8th vs. a 1/4, and guaranteed one of them is more Italian than Irish. Because Boston, that's why.100% Born in Dublin, family in Dundalk but grew up here, so I'd get my ass kicked there. Besides my fighting stance is the fetal position.
12monkeys: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x613]
So what if I celebrate it standin' on a cornerI ain't drinkin' no 40I B thinkin' time wit' a nineUntil we get some landCall me the trigger man
Onkel Buck: hackhix: fark you subby - South Boston checking in[farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x333]Is that Phil Lynott? Hes the only black Irish guy I have ever seen
Drachirryz: Obligatory Danny Boy link?:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU&html5=1
Shostie: Goddamn that was whiney.
karnal: When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes! [privateislandparty.com image 420x290]
eas81: Boom Shalaka Boom
shotbyadam: Anyone who says that the drinking stereotypes aren't nice has NEVER been to Ireland. My god those folks know how to drink. Hell, they even serve beer in vending machines over there! I remember I was in Dublin once and was having dinner with a friend. There was a table next to us with a young couple finishing their dinner and they had an empty bottle of wine at the table. I asked if they enjoyed the wine and the guy said, "Oh, I wasn't drinking. I'm on some medication right now so I can't drink this week." The fact is, it was the 20-something GIRL who drank an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE at dinner. So when people tell me that drinking stereotypes are rude and insensitive, they are farking morons.
yesanded: 100% Irish descent, and I hate St Patrick's Day with an undying passion. Too many reasons to list them all, but up there on the list are the suburban frat boys and their vacuous twunts stumbling around with green plastic hats and flashing glasses.Don't try to hide your alcoholism behind my heritage, you sloppy, soulless waste of space. And if you walk too close to me with that big, goofy, green & white striped Dr. Seuss hat, I'll introduce you to my Irish-American forearm.A good day to you all!
LazerFish: Did anyone else notice that the holidays go "alcohol, then candy, then alcohol, then candy," and so on throughout the year? kind of odd lol
FloydA: avratt: Additionally, how many United Statesians would have even heard of Cinco de Mayo were it not for beer corporations?Which is too bad, since if Zaragoza had lost at Puebla, there might not be a United States today and we'd all be speaking French.
Nana's Vibrator: LazerFish: Did anyone else notice that the holidays go "alcohol, then candy, then alcohol, then candy," and so on throughout the year? kind of odd lolI'm a little lost. Holidays can be different for everyone, but pretty much:(United States)New Years: AlcoholMartin Luther King, Jr.: DreamsValentine's Day: Expectation IndifferencePresident's Day: New CarsSt. Patrick's Day: AlcoholEaster: pastel sucksMemorial Day: Grilled MeatFlag Day: squidJuly 4th: explodingLabor Day: vacationHalloween: slutsVeterans Day: dodge ballThanksgiving: I hate my uncleChristmas: credit cards
xsarien: St. Patrick's Day is the one day of the year - even if it's a weekend - that I refuse to go out and drink. Every bar worth its salt - and some that aren't - jack their prices up to Stupid, all the idiots are out drinking themselves into hospitals, and the streets are flowing with green-tinged puke thanks to some bars serving green beer.Tell me how this is considered a good time.
kaduh: 1/2 Irish, 1/2 Czech, I really like to drink.
uncleacid: We should send the author a box of snakes.
kaduh: Everyone that proclaims to not celebrating is what makes it so great to celebrate. You're not there bringing everybody down with your dooshbagery.
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