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8201 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2013 at 9:11 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-13 09:01:22 AM
3 votes:
Today I will change my email sign off to...

Regards of varying magnitudes,
EasyWind
2013-03-13 08:34:52 AM
2 votes:
To my dearest Fark thread # 7641051:


Screw that guy.


With all my love, respect, and warmest regards,
Fark member 22985, the_rev
2013-03-13 03:32:57 PM
1 votes:
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2013-03-13 11:04:58 AM
1 votes:
Thanks. Priapic.

Here's to those that wish me well and all the rest can go to hell. Anon.
2013-03-13 10:02:04 AM
1 votes:
I detest the post-name signoff

Thanks for your assistance in this matter,
MotBU

sent from my iPhone
2013-03-13 09:49:39 AM
1 votes:
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Whatever happened to the good email signoffs?
2013-03-13 09:38:07 AM
1 votes:

amindtat: Related to that, department heads who forward an e-mail they got from corporate to everyone in the department, seeming without knowing that the global address it was sent to originally already included everyone in the department. Thanks Capt. Redundant.


As a manager of an exchange server, this infuriates me to the nth degree.

"Why is my inbox so slow?"
"I don't perhaps its the 30k duplicate emails you have sitting in there?"
2013-03-13 09:31:46 AM
1 votes:
My email signoff consists of an autoplay advertisement that you can't close until it reaches the end of the advertisement. Sometimes it doesn't even let you see the entire email, you have to replay the advertisement and *hope* it works this time. Which wouldn't be bad except that the only takers I could find for advertising dollars were a couple of furrie porn sites. You should see the looks I get from mad parents that think it's some sort of Disney video or something they thought I sent them for their kid...

Sheesh! Like I have time to do that. -Some people..
2013-03-13 09:31:21 AM
1 votes:
Dear Whiney Hipster Douchebag,

Some of us like courtesy and eloquence in our communication.

Kind Regards,

People raised in the South
2013-03-13 09:15:13 AM
1 votes:
Signoff should include your name your department and your phone and fax #s. Infa 100%.
2013-03-13 09:09:57 AM
1 votes:
I've never had an e-mail sign off.  Maybe I'll steal one from Carlin.


May the forces of evil be confused on the way to your door,
UberDave
 
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