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2013-03-13 09:13:56 AM  
ding dong? Is that it?  And is that being interpreted as a euphemism for men's bits?  You Americans, no wonder you like Benny Hill.  Have you seen our Carry On movies too? You'll love 'em, matron.
 
2013-03-13 09:15:34 AM  
cache2.allpostersimages.comCompulsory
 
2013-03-13 09:37:54 AM  
OK newlyweds; the question is; where is the strangest place you ever made "whoopee?"
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Bob Eubanks: Did he really say "In the butt?
 
2013-03-13 09:39:01 AM  
"Compulsory" rather than "obligatory". You Brits are a hoot!
 
2013-03-13 09:42:46 AM  

colinspooky: ding dong? Is that it?  And is that being interpreted as a euphemism for men's bits?  You Americans, no wonder you like Benny Hill.  Have you seen our Carry On movies too? You'll love 'em, matron.


Benny Hill?!?  Really,  Benny Hill?!?  Could you have possibly found a more out dated reference?
 
2013-03-13 09:43:26 AM  
colinspooky: ding dong? Is that it?  And is that being interpreted as a euphemism for men's bits?  You Americans, no wonder you like Benny Hill.  Have you seen our Carry On movies too? You'll love 'em, matron.

OMG!!!  ALL AMERICANS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!!!
 
2013-03-13 09:46:10 AM  

wildstarr: colinspooky: ding dong? Is that it?  And is that being interpreted as a euphemism for men's bits?  You Americans, no wonder you like Benny Hill.  Have you seen our Carry On movies too? You'll love 'em, matron.

Benny Hill?!?  Really,  Benny Hill?!?  Could you have possibly found a more out dated reference?


I think that was the point.
 
2013-03-13 09:46:27 AM  
Wow. That was a letdown.

/expected a "suck the cream filling"-level comment
 
2013-03-13 09:48:15 AM  

wildstarr: colinspooky: ding dong? Is that it?  And is that being interpreted as a euphemism for men's bits?  You Americans, no wonder you like Benny Hill.  Have you seen our Carry On movies too? You'll love 'em, matron.

Benny Hill?!?  Really,  Benny Hill?!?  Could you have possibly found a more out dated reference?


Not an expert on your telly - can you enlighten me on more updated 70s sexy humour using copious quantities of the double entendre
 
2013-03-13 09:53:30 AM  
The other guy likes Zingers.
 
2013-03-13 09:53:48 AM  

ComicBookGuy: colinspooky: ding dong? Is that it?  And is that being interpreted as a euphemism for men's bits?  You Americans, no wonder you like Benny Hill.  Have you seen our Carry On movies too? You'll love 'em, matron.

OMG!!!  ALL AMERICANS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!!!


Well, going by the porn searches thread a little further down the page, we do seem to be pretty similar...
 
2013-03-13 09:59:09 AM  
Seems to me she's more of a Ho Ho girl....
 
2013-03-13 10:01:09 AM  
img.foodnetwork.com
 
2013-03-13 10:01:52 AM  
Think the sports guy is more of a Yoohoo fan
/rimshot
 
2013-03-13 10:06:39 AM  
News Anchor
"Did you ever get spanked as a kid?"
"No, not as a kid..."

Linky_pops
 
2013-03-13 10:11:24 AM  

colinspooky: wildstarr: colinspooky: ding dong? Is that it?  And is that being interpreted as a euphemism for men's bits?  You Americans, no wonder you like Benny Hill.  Have you seen our Carry On movies too? You'll love 'em, matron.

Benny Hill?!?  Really,  Benny Hill?!?  Could you have possibly found a more out dated reference?

Not an expert on your telly - can you enlighten me on more updated 70s sexy humour using copious quantities of the double entendre


www.jefflawlor.com
 
2013-03-13 10:15:01 AM  

brimed03: Wow. That was a letdown.

/expected a "suck the cream filling"-level comment


Big time.  "Ding dong" has got to be the stretchiest-stretch for penis euphemism in the snack game.
 
2013-03-13 10:16:10 AM  
The queen drinks Lipton.
 
2013-03-13 10:16:12 AM  
Lame. I was hoping for a creamy white filling  reference.
 
2013-03-13 10:24:02 AM  
Goin' downtown, gonna see my gal, y'all
Gonna sing her a song, y'all
I'm gonna show her my Ding-Dong

-Blind Melon Chitlin
 
2013-03-13 10:51:04 AM  

Hoopy Frood: Goin' downtown, gonna see my gal, y'all
Gonna sing her a song, y'all
I'm gonna show her my Ding-Dong

-Blind Melon Chitlin


Nice!!

/Can we get him to take off his shoes?

Uh, those are his feet
 
2013-03-13 11:55:45 AM  
Really?  That was it?

/Lame, subby.  Lame.
 
2013-03-13 12:04:27 PM  

Bung_Howdy: whoopee


i.imgur.com

what, you mean like farking?
 
2013-03-13 12:33:11 PM  
DIAF, biatch

/just kidding
 
2013-03-13 02:02:59 PM  

cwheelie: colinspooky: wildstarr: colinspooky: ding dong? Is that it?  And is that being interpreted as a euphemism for men's bits?  You Americans, no wonder you like Benny Hill.  Have you seen our Carry On movies too? You'll love 'em, matron.

Benny Hill?!?  Really,  Benny Hill?!?  Could you have possibly found a more out dated reference?

Not an expert on your telly - can you enlighten me on more updated 70s sexy humour using copious quantities of the double entendre

[www.jefflawlor.com image 240x339]


Fun Fact:  Three's Company was based on a British sitcom called Man About the House.
 
2013-03-13 07:33:30 PM  
Keep farkin' that chicken!
 
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