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(Ionia Sentinel-Standard)   How many screw drivers in the head does it take to incapacitate a Pollock? Just one. What are you, racist?   ( ) divider line
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2013-03-13 09:14:52 AM  
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2013-03-13 11:14:58 AM  
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First thing I thought was "why are Eastern Europeans stabbing fish in the head"?

Classic joke Wisconsinites tell:

Did you hear about the new game fish the Illinois Department of Natural Resources is trying to breed? They took a Coho and crossed it with a Walleye. They called it a Kowal. It had great taste, and fought like hell, but wasn't very large. So they crossed it with a Muskie, and called it a Kowalski. It has the best of everything: it fights hard, it tastes great, and it grows up to 50 inches. The only problem is they're having trouble teaching to swim!
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