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(WTOP)   Good news, everybody. If you've been going down in Virginia, you're no longer committing a crime   (wtop.com) divider line 27
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2013-03-13 08:20:43 AM
Are we supposed to read that in the Farnsworth?  Because, I did.
 
2013-03-13 08:34:37 AM

Ennuipoet: Are we supposed to read that in the Farnsworth?  Because, I did.


No, but using your finglonger for self-prostate massage is no longer a crime.
 
2013-03-13 08:45:18 AM

FirstNationalBastard: No, but using your finglonger for self-prostate massage is no longer a crime.


So can I do it on the bus without getting glaring looks now?
 
2013-03-13 08:46:36 AM
Sodomy Laws...not just for the gheys.
 
2013-03-13 08:48:33 AM
I always figured those laws to be lip service.
 
2013-03-13 08:50:21 AM
No longer a crime?  There goes the excitement of doing something forbidden.
 
2013-03-13 08:51:26 AM
Off to find Peter Griffin's "Cowboy Butt Sex" guitar song to sing along to with a big smile.

/This is real "small govt" my fellow Conservatives!
 
2013-03-13 08:51:53 AM
Virginia is for sodomite lovers
 
2013-03-13 08:54:01 AM
Good ruling, creepy 47 year old dude (going after a 17 year old).

"MacDonald also suggested that they have sex in a shed in Johnson's grandmother's yard. Johnson declined both proposals, however, and she drove MacDonald back to the Home Depot parking lot."

Well at least the 17 year old had a car.
 
2013-03-13 08:55:51 AM
So sodomy means oral sex also?  Wow didn't know that.  Always assumed it meant anal.
 
2013-03-13 08:56:18 AM
 
2013-03-13 08:56:36 AM
It gets weirder:

"Nearly three months later, in December 2004, MacDonald filed a report with the Colonial Heights police maintaining that Johnson had abducted and sexually assaulted him."

The 17 year old girl abducted and sexually assaulted the 47 year old man?

The ruling. Warning: PDF
 
2013-03-13 08:59:44 AM
Important detail from TFA:  "convicted of criminal solicitation for allegedly ordering another person under age 18 to commit a felony."  Overturned because sodomy can't be a felony.

Prosecutors weren't necessarily against sodomy but were trying to throw the book at a 47-year-old man for asking a 17-year-old girl for a blow job. She didn't want to and nothing more than forcible kissing and groping occurred before she got away. Virginia is one of 12 states with an age of consent of 18 but no sex occurred in this case.
 
2013-03-13 09:10:50 AM

nullptr: It gets weirder:

"Nearly three months later, in December 2004, MacDonald filed a report with the Colonial Heights police maintaining that Johnson had abducted and sexually assaulted him."

The 17 year old girl abducted and sexually assaulted the 47 year old man?

The ruling. Warning: PDF


He can't say, 'I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddling kid'.  He must've been worried that she was going to the cops and decided to beat her to the punch.  Nothing like adding more charges to one self when, all the while doing all you can to kill your marriage.
 
2013-03-13 09:10:57 AM
Virginia:  If she asks you to stick it in her pooper, that's a crime, but jamming a radar assembly in her cooch if she wants her carnal penalty flushed is mandatory.
 
2013-03-13 09:11:20 AM

TNel: So sodomy means oral sex also?  Wow didn't know that.  Always assumed it meant anal.


Actually I think by it's strictest definition it means any non-procreative sexual act.

/too lazy to google it
//almost always only used to persecute homosexuals, though, leaving most with the impression that that's what it referred to exclusively
 
2013-03-13 09:12:43 AM

TNel: So sodomy means oral sex also?  Wow didn't know that.  Always assumed it meant anal.


If you are not doing it missionary, within marriage, with the sole intent of being fruitful and multiplying, and without pleasure, you are a sodomite.
 
2013-03-13 09:22:48 AM
"In Virginia, William Scott MacDonald was convicted of criminal solicitation for allegedly ordering another person under age 18 to commit a felony. "

So the reason this got started was because somone said "Suck my d*ck" and someone got all loosey goosey with the law and said he was soliciting for a felony?
 
2013-03-13 09:23:53 AM
What about when the Devil goes down in Georgia?
 
2013-03-13 09:24:04 AM

UNC_Samurai: Virginia:  If she asks you to stick it in her pooper, that's a crime, but jamming a radar assembly in her cooch if she wants her carnal penalty flushed is mandatory.


It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
 
2013-03-13 09:24:57 AM

Nem Wan: Important detail from TFA:  "convicted of criminal solicitation for allegedly ordering another person under age 18 to commit a felony."  Overturned because sodomy can't be a felony.

Prosecutors weren't necessarily against sodomy but were trying to throw the book at a 47-year-old man for asking a 17-year-old girl for a blow job. She didn't want to and nothing more than forcible kissing and groping occurred before she got away. Virginia is one of 12 states with an age of consent of 18 but no sex occurred in this case.


forcible kissing and groping is not battery?
 
2013-03-13 09:25:33 AM

jso2897: What about when the Devil goes down in Georgia?


He's usually looking for a soul to steal.

...or a reacharound.
 
2013-03-13 09:27:03 AM
I'm sure that married men all over Virginia are just ecstatic over all of the blow-jobs they'll be able to get now!
 
2013-03-13 09:33:03 AM

jso2897: What about when the Devil goes down in Georgia?


About 24 years after he went down TO Georgia
http://www.nytimes.com/1998/11/24/us/georgia-s-high-court-voids-sodo my -law.html
 
2013-03-13 09:37:29 AM
Great! Just in time for Steak and BJ day!

too bad I don't have anyone to give me either.
 
2013-03-13 11:10:43 AM

TNel: So sodomy means oral sex also?  Wow didn't know that.  Always assumed it meant anal.


I used this same clarification to explain to my high school senior classmates why the sodomy law of Louisiana needed to be repealed.

Random Jocks: Man, fark gheys, that law needs to be in place to stamp that shiat out.
Me: You realize that sodomy also means blow jobs, rght?
Jocks: What?
Me: You guys like Michelle Pfeiffer?
Jocks: Oh yeah.
Me: You like the idea of Michelle Pfeiffer giving you a blow job in your living room?
Jocks: Fark yeah!
Me: You like the idea of cops busting down your door to arrest you for getting a blow job by Michelle Pfeiffer in your living room?
Jocks: Man, fark that sodomy law, that shiat's stupid...
 
2013-03-13 05:33:28 PM
I went down on Virginia once.
 
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