Ennuipoet: Are we supposed to read that in the Farnsworth? Because, I did.
FirstNationalBastard: No, but using your finglonger for self-prostate massage is no longer a crime.
nullptr: It gets weirder:"Nearly three months later, in December 2004, MacDonald filed a report with the Colonial Heights police maintaining that Johnson had abducted and sexually assaulted him."The 17 year old girl abducted and sexually assaulted the 47 year old man?The ruling. Warning: PDF
TNel: So sodomy means oral sex also? Wow didn't know that. Always assumed it meant anal.
UNC_Samurai: Virginia: If she asks you to stick it in her pooper, that's a crime, but jamming a radar assembly in her cooch if she wants her carnal penalty flushed is mandatory.
Nem Wan: Important detail from TFA: "convicted of criminal solicitation for allegedly ordering another person under age 18 to commit a felony." Overturned because sodomy can't be a felony.Prosecutors weren't necessarily against sodomy but were trying to throw the book at a 47-year-old man for asking a 17-year-old girl for a blow job. She didn't want to and nothing more than forcible kissing and groping occurred before she got away. Virginia is one of 12 states with an age of consent of 18 but no sex occurred in this case.
jso2897: What about when the Devil goes down in Georgia?
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