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(Daily Mail)   Water ends soda's two decade long reign as America's favorite drink. Wait... water? Like from out of the toilet?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Water End, Americans, Beverage Digest, sports drink, flavored water, University of Vermont, American Obesity, alternate ending  
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2901 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2013 at 8:34 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-13 11:17:53 AM  
1 vote:
Never touch the stuff.  Fish fark in it.
2013-03-13 09:36:24 AM  
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lack of warmth: The Irresponsible Captain: I still don't get bottled water, or filtered water so much.

When I'm thirsty I have this little knob I can turn. Water comes out and I drink it. It's so cheap sometimes I just spray it all over myself.

Apparently it's more tightly controlled than the stuff on the shelves, and it's piped right to my house.

Tap water is filtered water.  You can tell by it not looking or tasting like lake water.  Bottled water is only tap filtered once more.

Our tap water is fantastic. Once, however, i went to Philadelphia and literally gagged drinking a glass of tap water, and I now know not everyone has it as good as me.

Don't drink lake water.
2013-03-13 09:17:22 AM  
1 vote:
Ahh, the power of marketing propaganda vs stupid people.

If you buy expensive "imported" water in bottles, all you are doing is supporting the privatization of the worlds water supply. People are being arrested and jailed for tapping into aquifers that have been monopolized by the soda pop companies, even from their own land. The world bank manufactures a debt in a nation like Fiji or Argentina or Nicaragua by exploiting natural disasters or using the United Nations to put pressure on those countries to upgrade infrastructure, then demand those nations borrow money from that World Bank, and the politicians of those countries in their efforts to pay off those "debts", privatize and sell off the entire country's water supply to a soda pop company in return for lots of cash money for themselves.

Farmers who were once able to pump water for their crops from their own wells, now have to pay for that same water, and pay a LOT.

It's WATER, people. WATER.
2013-03-13 08:40:37 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks, Bobby Boucher .
2013-03-13 08:37:28 AM  
1 vote:
Did you know you're supposed to drink 64 glasses of water per day and the human body is 97% water?
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