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2013-03-13 08:13:14 AM
Point of order.

It's   Dancing With The "Stars"
 
2013-03-13 08:14:38 AM
F*ck Andy Dick with a rusty spike.
 
2013-03-13 08:20:20 AM
Nobody hires Andy Dick *not* knowing he's going to be a train wreck.
 
2013-03-13 09:04:56 AM
Yes, please.  (She's my neighbor, too!)

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2013-03-13 09:14:38 AM
The "Dick" in Andy Dick isn't his last name, its his schtick.
 
2013-03-13 09:16:06 AM

DjangoStonereaver: The "Dick" in Andy Dick isn't his last name, its his schtick.


They should let Jon Lovitz straighten him out.
 
2013-03-13 10:07:06 AM

FirstNationalBastard: DjangoStonereaver: The "Dick" in Andy Dick isn't his last name, its his schtick.

They should let Jon Lovitz straighten him out.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-13 10:12:47 AM
I love Dancing with the Stars. I get to watch it with my kids, there are hot ladies on it, and it understands what it is. When I heard that Andy was going to be on the show I was really disappointed. Maybe just maybe he is hamming it up to try to get votes (the only thing he is good at is self promotion) but I hope he understand this is going to take a level of discipline that he has never seen and he just drops out now.

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2013-03-13 10:15:40 AM
Seriously, though, how does Andy Dick move in Hollywood? How? Who the hell does he know? What kind of capital does he have? It just doesn't make any sense....
 
2013-03-13 10:21:47 AM
How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god
 
2013-03-13 10:24:11 AM

kumanoki: Seriously, though, how does Andy Dick move in Hollywood? How? Who the hell does he know? What kind of capital does he have? It just doesn't make any sense....


He has pictures of him have the gay sex with top studio exes. I know that's not a good mental image so here:

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2013-03-13 10:27:07 AM
Is this clown going to have a cocaine induced heart attack already or what?
 
2013-03-13 10:29:17 AM
Another victim of "Hollywood Exhaustion."
 
2013-03-13 10:33:42 AM
'Andy Dick suffers' is all I need to hear.
 
2013-03-13 10:34:06 AM
Who?
 
2013-03-13 10:34:27 AM
Bring back Edyta, dayum that woman was hot.

Also as a fan of Phil Hartman let me just use this opportunity when Andy's defenses are down and he's feeling low about himself to remind him that it's down the block not across the street if he wants to get the job done.
 
2013-03-13 10:43:34 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god


Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.
 
2013-03-13 10:46:47 AM
They could what the Israeli version did and have two women as dance partners.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHy02KjgFFw
 
2013-03-13 10:47:09 AM
He's just a hologram.
 
2013-03-13 10:48:30 AM

Pentaxian: They could what the Israeli version did and have two women as dance partners.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHy02KjgFFw


Which one is the Palestinian?
 
2013-03-13 10:49:04 AM

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.


WRONG

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2013-03-13 10:49:13 AM

Sybarite: Nobody hires Andy Dick *not* knowing he's going to be a train wreck.


^^ Came here to say this..
 
2013-03-13 10:49:35 AM

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss. He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great. He wasn't. He was talented, yes. But not great. Not even close.


Phil Hartman was great.
 
2013-03-13 10:55:03 AM
Manufactured drama on DTWT? No way!
 
2013-03-13 10:58:51 AM

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.


I disagree. The man was hilarious.

But the biggest loss (no pun intended) to Comedy in years was:

media.avclub.com
 
2013-03-13 11:05:32 AM
Woohoo!! This is awesome! What a wicked party!
 
2013-03-13 11:10:02 AM
Call me when he's dead. I'll need a laugh then.
 
2013-03-13 11:10:18 AM

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.


I can't believe you said that.

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2013-03-13 11:14:36 AM
Why hasn't he been repeatedly punched in the face lately?
WHY?!
 
2013-03-13 11:17:45 AM

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


In your intellectually constipated little world you may be correct but we'll never know; Phil Hartman was taken from us way too early.  We'll never know if he ever developed dramatic chops or how his comedy would have developed.

The point is: Phil Hartman is in the ground and this little jerkwad who lives up to his last name still draws breath.  There is no justice in this world.

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2013-03-13 11:18:21 AM

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2013-03-13 11:19:57 AM

styckx: Sybarite: Nobody hires Andy Dick *not* knowing he's going to be a train wreck.

^^ Came here to say this..


I give Community props for knowing *exactly* how to cast him.  Even if it was a bit wincing at first.

/it's okay to take more than the recommended dosage
//AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT
 
2013-03-13 11:21:07 AM

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.


He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.
 
2013-03-13 11:24:28 AM
Dick is a pussy
 
2013-03-13 11:31:33 AM
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2013-03-13 11:32:29 AM

ZeroCorpse: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.


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24.media.tumblr.com

More than enough for me.
 
2013-03-13 11:35:28 AM

ZeroCorpse: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.


He was a pretty good graphic artist, too.
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2013-03-13 11:43:35 AM
That codeword works with pretty much every famous person.

/that, and 'exhaustion'
//bullshiat, you can't hold your cocaine
 
2013-03-13 11:48:35 AM

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


You shut your whore mouth. Find anyone in the industry who is worth a damn who says he's not great, both professionally and personally *no one* had a bad word to say about him, which is why Andy Dick (who's only talent is self promotion and being memorable) got clocked.

Additionally, there have been a total of ZERO spinoffs of the Simpsons (one of the most successful shows of all time) because the creators maintained control over that and many other things with the show. The ONLY spinoff that was seriously considered...was for Phil Hartman. And it would've happened had he not been murdered. Zapp Brannigan of Futurama, was supposed to be his role and is also played with a nod to Hartman's style.

As well as being extremely talented...he was also well known as a really truly nice guy.

So suck it like Andy Dick :)
 
2013-03-13 11:52:21 AM

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


Now THAT is a proper goddamn troll!
Well Played! 9.6/10
 
2013-03-13 11:57:10 AM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: ZeroCorpse: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.

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More than enough for me.


I like to think that heaven exists, and in heaven every day has perfect cane weather.
 
2013-03-13 11:58:34 AM
i134.photobucket.com

Oh great - another fey, pansexual, alcoholic, non-human.
 
2013-03-13 12:17:37 PM

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss. He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great. He wasn't. He was talented, yes. But not great. Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say. He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary". It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


www.larryportzline.com

Take note everyone, this is how you troll. That was beautiful.
 
2013-03-13 12:18:14 PM

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.


i260.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-13 12:18:15 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.

I disagree. The man was hilarious.

But the biggest loss (no pun intended) to Comedy in years was:

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C-Lo Green died??
 
2013-03-13 01:19:39 PM
You can deny Andy Dick the pipe or the cock, but not during the same Lent.
 
2013-03-13 01:21:47 PM

basemetal: F*ck Andy Dick with a rusty spike.


Came here to say this.

He is a shiatty person, a shiatty actor, and a shiatty comedian.  He gave a recovering drug addict cocaine and (while she was high) she killed Phil Hartman. He's a jerk to anybody he works with.

Fark andy dick up his farkin ass.
 
2013-03-13 01:22:39 PM

Crewmannumber6: 'Andy Dick suffers' is all I need to hear.


It made me smile for sure.
 
2013-03-13 01:43:44 PM

SpectroBoy: basemetal: F*ck Andy Dick with a rusty spike.

Came here to say this.

He is a shiatty person, a shiatty actor, and a shiatty comedian.  He gave a recovering drug addict cocaine and (while she was high) she killed Phil Hartman. He's a jerk to anybody he works with.

Fark andy dick up his farkin ass.


I thought you disliked him. That'll only remind him of band camp.
 
2013-03-13 01:52:59 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: ZeroCorpse: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.

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[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x380]

More than enough for me.


This cane displeases me.
 
2013-03-13 02:27:59 PM
Andy Dick robbed us of a live action Troy McClure movie and hastened the Simpsons dive into irrelevance.

/though Fox network's insistence on milking the Simpsons for every last penny and not letting it die on its own played a large part in the march to irrelevance too
 
2013-03-13 02:34:54 PM
Hasn't it been established that the cocaine Andy Dick gave Mrs. Hartman was like, six months before she committed the murder-suicide? Weren't Dick and Hartman good friends? Hartman was the only person to call Dick in rehab, etc.

The crazy wife killed Hartman. Dick didn't. And this is coming from someone who loves Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz like a MF, so don't start with me.
 
2013-03-13 03:02:46 PM

coachellette: Hasn't it been established that the cocaine Andy Dick gave Mrs. Hartman was like, six months before she committed the murder-suicide? Weren't Dick and Hartman good friends? Hartman was the only person to call Dick in rehab, etc.

The crazy wife killed Hartman. Dick didn't. And this is coming from someone who loves Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz like a MF, so don't start with me.


Why yes, I'll have your babies.
 
2013-03-13 03:14:18 PM

coachellette: Hasn't it been established that the cocaine Andy Dick gave Mrs. Hartman was like, six months before she committed the murder-suicide? Weren't Dick and Hartman good friends? Hartman was the only person to call Dick in rehab, etc.

The crazy wife killed Hartman. Dick didn't. And this is coming from someone who loves Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz like a MF, so don't start with me.


Well, she was clean and sober until he instigated her relapse, so that's culpable enough for me. And for him to confront Lovitz the way he did shows douchebaggery of a magnitude even Hollywood doesn't see very often. So fark him.
 
2013-03-13 03:30:20 PM

Crewmannumber6: coachellette: Hasn't it been established that the cocaine Andy Dick gave Mrs. Hartman was like, six months before she committed the murder-suicide? Weren't Dick and Hartman good friends? Hartman was the only person to call Dick in rehab, etc.

The crazy wife killed Hartman. Dick didn't. And this is coming from someone who loves Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz like a MF, so don't start with me.

Well, she was clean and sober until he instigated her relapse, so that's culpable enough for me. And for him to confront Lovitz the way he did shows douchebaggery of a magnitude even Hollywood doesn't see very often. So fark him.


Didn't Lovitz accuse Dick of being responsible, causing Dick to fire back the "curse" comment?

That woman had issues for years, unchecked. Popping Zoloft, drinking alcohol, and sniffing coke were her choices. She had two kids. Don't forget that Hartman was Dick's friend too. Someone somewhere introduced coke to Andy Dick for the first time, leading fo his addiction. Is that person responsible too?
 
2013-03-13 03:31:11 PM
fo = to.
 
2013-03-13 03:42:26 PM

coachellette: Didn't Lovitz accuse Dick of being responsible, causing Dick to fire back the "curse" comment?


No, Dick walked to Lovitz having dinner and told him 'You should thank me, you wouldn't have gotten Newsradio if it weren't for me.'
 
2013-03-13 03:55:54 PM

Crewmannumber6: coachellette: Didn't Lovitz accuse Dick of being responsible, causing Dick to fire back the "curse" comment?

No, Dick walked to Lovitz having dinner and told him 'You should thank me, you wouldn't have gotten Newsradio if it weren't for me.'


So Dick's a dick. Still doesn't make him responsible.
 
2013-03-13 04:57:34 PM
It's no coincidence that every show Phil Hartman left immediately went to shiat. SNL, Pee Wee Herman, The Simpsons, News Radio.
 
2013-03-13 05:16:27 PM

schubie: It's no coincidence that every show Phil Hartman left immediately went to shiat. SNL, Pee Wee Herman, The Simpsons, News Radio.


"Went to shiat" is a little strong.

Phil Hartman held the SNL cast together through the lean years until the Adam Sandler/ Chris Farley/ Chris Rock seasons, which were arguably, some of the best seasons on the show.

Likewise, The Simpsons has been on the air for 24 seasons. Hartman was involved with ten of those seasons. It could also be argued that some of the later seasons hold up comepared to the earlier ones, but I'm of the opinion that no one does Lionel Hutz like Phil.

You can't blame Hartman leaving the Pee Wee franchise. it was Ruebens who rubbed it out.

And don't be a dick, but NewsRadio was tailor-made for Hartman. His death destroyed that show, and it never recovered. It was like that show had a stroke or something.
 
2013-03-13 05:25:29 PM
Andy Dick wrecks peoples lives. Everyone around him. Mo Collins for instance -- i remember watching some program where Mo Collins basically said Andy Dick destroyed her marriage.

The only way to deal with attention whores of his magnitude is to quietly convince them cocaine is waiting for them in the back alley and then beat them where nobody can see or hear them, call a cab stuff them in and pay the cabby to push him out halfway across town. And when they scream and whinge about it after you deny and scoff. Because whos going to listen to a fey hyperbolist? The next time they come around you do it again. And again and again. Until they change or until they die.

They are to be ignored when they have an audience and beaten with phone books whenever they dont have an audience.
 
2013-03-13 05:27:08 PM

coachellette: Crewmannumber6: coachellette: Didn't Lovitz accuse Dick of being responsible, causing Dick to fire back the "curse" comment?

No, Dick walked to Lovitz having dinner and told him 'You should thank me, you wouldn't have gotten Newsradio if it weren't for me.'

So Dick's a dick. Still doesn't make him responsible.


He's not responsible, but he's a serious asshole. One of the few people I've never ever heard a good word about from industry people. I think the only reason people like him are still around is because of the fame factor. We all immediately know who he is. People are interested in what the asshat [whoever it is, Omorosa or this prick] is going to do next.
 
2013-03-13 06:43:01 PM
I'd have a breakdown too if I realized my career was so far gone that I had to resort to Dancing With The Stars to get any sort of television time.
 
2013-03-13 06:54:01 PM
   A little insight into Mrs Hartman....I dont remember what year but Phil asked..and got permission for her to appear with him in the opening scenes that feature each indiviual cast member...It was obvious Phil was uncomfortable with it but Phil was told they would do something with her...
  Now if you notice Phil is sitting in a bar/restaurant booth,in his shot,and you see the back of a blondes' head(his wife)...Look closely and you'll see she is wearing long dangly (my word) earrings..and the earring you see is furiously dangling back and forth...
   She was outraged they would not put her face in Phil's spot...She kept turning around everytime action was called...every time they would cut,she would biatch out Phil and the crew...Finally the director told the crew..next time she turns around to biatch at Phil...shoot!!     And that's why that earring is swinging so fast..
 
2013-03-13 07:51:59 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god


It's not survival of the funniest, warm-hearted and charming.

It's survival of the creepiest jerk who's willing to do anything debasing and disgusting in order to survive

It's the only way I've been able to justify this waste of space's existence.

/why yes, I've been drinking
//WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!
 
2013-03-13 09:02:29 PM
FTA: "Nope, nope. But if I'm in the back alley with a bottle of vodka, you'll know I changed my mind," he said before adding, "No, that's not going to happen!"

Well, it did a few years back when Mr. Dick came to my town. Got kicked off stage early during a comedy routine, got drunk and hit the gay clubs nearby, where he reportedly made quite the scene. Cops picked him up next mid-morning, wandering around the neighborhood. Classy.
 
2013-03-13 09:04:30 PM
btw, when I say 'made a scene', he either peed himself or peed on someone; can't recall.
 
2013-03-13 10:48:08 PM

mongbiohazard: [i134.photobucket.com image 192x263]

Oh great - another fey, pansexual, alcoholic, non-human.


"I have a son!"
 
2013-03-13 11:24:37 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.

I disagree. The man was hilarious.

But the biggest loss (no pun intended) to Comedy in years was:

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]


Completely agreed. Even people like Chris Rock and Louis CK said he could surpass everyone, but he wouldn't let it happen.  A lot of comedians are technicians. Refining jokes, keeping logs, scripting everything out just to look organic. Patrice barely even wrote down any material. His off the cuff stuff was better than his act, and his act was mostly off the cuff.

He could make an audience 100% hate him in the first 10 minutes. Fill people with disgust and rage, get half of them to walk out of the room, and then by the end of the show, the remaining 50% is now love with him. That is pure genius.
 
2013-03-14 12:22:41 AM

ChrisDe: Manufactured drama on DTWT? No way!


Seems like it to me.  Despite how hated he is (and go ahead and throw me in there because of the Hartman thing) there's nothing in here to indicate any sort of real breakdown other than a run of the mill bad day.
 
2013-03-14 02:02:12 AM
Shall we all chip in to send him a 'fark off and die' bouquet?
 
2013-03-14 03:58:20 PM
Dead flowers are cheaper.
 
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