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(Today)   Andy Dick suffers breakdown practicing for Dancing With The Stars. Breakdown is still apparently a codeword for "withdrawal"   (theclicker.today.com) divider line 72
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2013-03-13 08:13:14 AM  
Point of order.

It's   Dancing With The "Stars"
 
2013-03-13 08:14:38 AM  
F*ck Andy Dick with a rusty spike.
 
2013-03-13 08:20:20 AM  
Nobody hires Andy Dick *not* knowing he's going to be a train wreck.
 
2013-03-13 09:04:56 AM  
Yes, please.  (She's my neighbor, too!)

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2013-03-13 09:14:38 AM  
The "Dick" in Andy Dick isn't his last name, its his schtick.
 
2013-03-13 09:16:06 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: The "Dick" in Andy Dick isn't his last name, its his schtick.


They should let Jon Lovitz straighten him out.
 
2013-03-13 10:07:06 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: DjangoStonereaver: The "Dick" in Andy Dick isn't his last name, its his schtick.

They should let Jon Lovitz straighten him out.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-13 10:12:47 AM  
I love Dancing with the Stars. I get to watch it with my kids, there are hot ladies on it, and it understands what it is. When I heard that Andy was going to be on the show I was really disappointed. Maybe just maybe he is hamming it up to try to get votes (the only thing he is good at is self promotion) but I hope he understand this is going to take a level of discipline that he has never seen and he just drops out now.

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2013-03-13 10:15:40 AM  
Seriously, though, how does Andy Dick move in Hollywood? How? Who the hell does he know? What kind of capital does he have? It just doesn't make any sense....
 
2013-03-13 10:21:47 AM  
How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god
 
2013-03-13 10:24:11 AM  

kumanoki: Seriously, though, how does Andy Dick move in Hollywood? How? Who the hell does he know? What kind of capital does he have? It just doesn't make any sense....


He has pictures of him have the gay sex with top studio exes. I know that's not a good mental image so here:

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2013-03-13 10:27:07 AM  
Is this clown going to have a cocaine induced heart attack already or what?
 
2013-03-13 10:29:17 AM  
Another victim of "Hollywood Exhaustion."
 
2013-03-13 10:33:42 AM  
'Andy Dick suffers' is all I need to hear.
 
2013-03-13 10:34:06 AM  
Who?
 
2013-03-13 10:34:27 AM  
Bring back Edyta, dayum that woman was hot.

Also as a fan of Phil Hartman let me just use this opportunity when Andy's defenses are down and he's feeling low about himself to remind him that it's down the block not across the street if he wants to get the job done.
 
2013-03-13 10:43:34 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god


Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.
 
2013-03-13 10:46:47 AM  
They could what the Israeli version did and have two women as dance partners.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHy02KjgFFw
 
2013-03-13 10:47:09 AM  
He's just a hologram.
 
2013-03-13 10:48:30 AM  

Pentaxian: They could what the Israeli version did and have two women as dance partners.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHy02KjgFFw


Which one is the Palestinian?
 
2013-03-13 10:49:04 AM  

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.


WRONG

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2013-03-13 10:49:13 AM  

Sybarite: Nobody hires Andy Dick *not* knowing he's going to be a train wreck.


^^ Came here to say this..
 
2013-03-13 10:49:35 AM  

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss. He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great. He wasn't. He was talented, yes. But not great. Not even close.


Phil Hartman was great.
 
2013-03-13 10:55:03 AM  
Manufactured drama on DTWT? No way!
 
2013-03-13 10:58:51 AM  

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.


I disagree. The man was hilarious.

But the biggest loss (no pun intended) to Comedy in years was:

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2013-03-13 11:05:32 AM  
Woohoo!! This is awesome! What a wicked party!
 
2013-03-13 11:10:02 AM  
Call me when he's dead. I'll need a laugh then.
 
2013-03-13 11:10:18 AM  

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.


I can't believe you said that.

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2013-03-13 11:14:36 AM  
Why hasn't he been repeatedly punched in the face lately?
WHY?!
 
2013-03-13 11:17:45 AM  

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


In your intellectually constipated little world you may be correct but we'll never know; Phil Hartman was taken from us way too early.  We'll never know if he ever developed dramatic chops or how his comedy would have developed.

The point is: Phil Hartman is in the ground and this little jerkwad who lives up to his last name still draws breath.  There is no justice in this world.

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2013-03-13 11:18:21 AM  

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2013-03-13 11:19:57 AM  

styckx: Sybarite: Nobody hires Andy Dick *not* knowing he's going to be a train wreck.

^^ Came here to say this..


I give Community props for knowing *exactly* how to cast him.  Even if it was a bit wincing at first.

/it's okay to take more than the recommended dosage
//AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT
 
2013-03-13 11:21:07 AM  

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.


He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.
 
2013-03-13 11:24:28 AM  
Dick is a pussy
 
2013-03-13 11:31:33 AM  
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2013-03-13 11:32:29 AM  

ZeroCorpse: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.


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More than enough for me.
 
2013-03-13 11:35:28 AM  

ZeroCorpse: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.


He was a pretty good graphic artist, too.
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2013-03-13 11:43:35 AM  
That codeword works with pretty much every famous person.

/that, and 'exhaustion'
//bullshiat, you can't hold your cocaine
 
2013-03-13 11:48:35 AM  

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


You shut your whore mouth. Find anyone in the industry who is worth a damn who says he's not great, both professionally and personally *no one* had a bad word to say about him, which is why Andy Dick (who's only talent is self promotion and being memorable) got clocked.

Additionally, there have been a total of ZERO spinoffs of the Simpsons (one of the most successful shows of all time) because the creators maintained control over that and many other things with the show. The ONLY spinoff that was seriously considered...was for Phil Hartman. And it would've happened had he not been murdered. Zapp Brannigan of Futurama, was supposed to be his role and is also played with a nod to Hartman's style.

As well as being extremely talented...he was also well known as a really truly nice guy.

So suck it like Andy Dick :)
 
2013-03-13 11:52:21 AM  

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say.  He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary".  It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


Now THAT is a proper goddamn troll!
Well Played! 9.6/10
 
2013-03-13 11:57:10 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: ZeroCorpse: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.

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More than enough for me.


I like to think that heaven exists, and in heaven every day has perfect cane weather.
 
2013-03-13 11:58:34 AM  
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Oh great - another fey, pansexual, alcoholic, non-human.
 
2013-03-13 12:17:37 PM  

MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss. He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great. He wasn't. He was talented, yes. But not great. Not even close.

Andy Dick is as you say. He is like that perky glob of goo in "Something About Mary". It screws everything up and doesn't go away.


www.larryportzline.com

Take note everyone, this is how you troll. That was beautiful.
 
2013-03-13 12:18:14 PM  

MikeSass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is this sh*tstain still drawing breath and Phil Hartman isn't?

/there truly is no god

Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.


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2013-03-13 12:18:15 PM  

PIP_the_TROLL: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.

I disagree. The man was hilarious.

But the biggest loss (no pun intended) to Comedy in years was:

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C-Lo Green died??
 
2013-03-13 01:19:39 PM  
You can deny Andy Dick the pipe or the cock, but not during the same Lent.
 
2013-03-13 01:21:47 PM  

basemetal: F*ck Andy Dick with a rusty spike.


Came here to say this.

He is a shiatty person, a shiatty actor, and a shiatty comedian.  He gave a recovering drug addict cocaine and (while she was high) she killed Phil Hartman. He's a jerk to anybody he works with.

Fark andy dick up his farkin ass.
 
2013-03-13 01:22:39 PM  

Crewmannumber6: 'Andy Dick suffers' is all I need to hear.


It made me smile for sure.
 
2013-03-13 01:43:44 PM  

SpectroBoy: basemetal: F*ck Andy Dick with a rusty spike.

Came here to say this.

He is a shiatty person, a shiatty actor, and a shiatty comedian.  He gave a recovering drug addict cocaine and (while she was high) she killed Phil Hartman. He's a jerk to anybody he works with.

Fark andy dick up his farkin ass.


I thought you disliked him. That'll only remind him of band camp.
 
2013-03-13 01:52:59 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: ZeroCorpse: MikeSass: Oh puh-leez...Phil Hartman was no great loss.  He died at the high point of his career, so everybody says he was great.  He wasn't.  He was talented, yes.  But not great.  Not even close.

He co-created Pee-Wee Herman and co-wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's enough for me.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x380]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x380]

More than enough for me.


This cane displeases me.
 
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