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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Piles of unopened fanmail for Taylor Swift found in Nashville dumpster along with Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Cory Monteith, Jake Gyllenhaal, Chord Overstreet, Conor Kennedy   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 53
    More: Repeat, Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift, Cory Monteith, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Chord Overstreet, Nashville  
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2013-03-13 06:44:31 AM  
I'm rather surprised to learn that today's generation still bothers to write letters.
 
2013-03-13 07:10:59 AM  

James F. Campbell: I'm rather surprised to learn that today's generation still bothers to write letters.


They don't, these were emails that they printed, put in envelops and then threw in a dumpster.
 
2013-03-13 09:40:29 AM  
Repeat story gets my repeat comment:

"She, is never ever ever, gonna read your letter."
 
2013-03-13 09:41:47 AM  
good headline subs, much better than yesterdays
 
mhd
2013-03-13 09:45:59 AM  
"Chord Overstreet" ? Ya, right, subby, just throw in some random names from Space Mutiny.
 
2013-03-13 09:47:03 AM  

mhd: "Chord Overstreet" ? Ya, right, subby, just throw in some random names from Space Mutiny.


Punt Speedchunk.
 
2013-03-13 09:51:30 AM  
Is this the thread where I ask if people still write letters and tell everyone I wrote a fan letter to Tom Wopat like yesterday?
 
2013-03-13 09:52:08 AM  
This was such big news that it was necessary to green two days in a row.

Also, blast hardcheese
 
2013-03-13 09:54:13 AM  

titwrench: Is this the thread where I ask if people still write letters and tell everyone I wrote a fan letter to Tom Wopat like yesterday?


Is this the same thread where I tell everybody that I met tom wopat in a subway after a yankee game? Heh heh
 
2013-03-13 09:57:38 AM  

mhd: "Chord Overstreet" ? Ya, right, subby, just throw in some random names from Space Mutiny.


Splint Chesthair!
Flint Ironstag!
Big McLargeHuge!
 
2013-03-13 09:57:45 AM  
"...found in Nashville dumpster... Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Cory Monteith, Jake Gyllenhaal, Chord Overstreet, Conor Kennedy"

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-13 09:58:21 AM  
One time I was writing a fan letter to Taylor Swift while having lunch at a dinner uptown.

Tom Wopat comes in, walks right up to me, rips off my pants and fists me.

He then grins, leans into my ear and whispers, "No one is ever going to believe you."

And then he walks out.

I never mailed that letter.
 
2013-03-13 09:58:50 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: This was such big news that it was necessary to green two days in a row.

Also, blast hardcheese


Hey, maybe she threw out a second pile of fan mail.

/Big Mclargehuge
 
2013-03-13 10:00:37 AM  

FarkingReading: One time I was writing a fan letter to Taylor Swift while having lunch at a dinner uptown.

Tom Wopat comes in, walks right up to me, rips off my pants and fists me.

He then grins, leans into my ear and whispers, "No one is ever going to believe you."

And then he walks out.

I never mailed that letter.


You're wrong, good sir!

Patton Oswalt's Robert Evans-inspired story of how Wopat loves the three Fs in life, food, fun, and fisting, and how he used Gil Gerard as his personal handpuppet over 72 sweet, savage hours has conditioned everyone to believe stories of Wopat's legendary anal fisting prowess.
 
2013-03-13 10:03:58 AM  

doctorguilty: mhd: "Chord Overstreet" ? Ya, right, subby, just throw in some random names from Space Mutiny.

Splint Chesthair!
Flint Ironstag!
Big McLargeHuge!


Taylor Swift!

/Tom Swift's sister, right?
 
2013-03-13 10:04:59 AM  
Since this story might be deleted, I might as well reveal that I was raped by Tom Wopat as a child.
 
2013-03-13 10:06:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: FarkingReading: One time I was writing a fan letter to Taylor Swift while having lunch at a dinner uptown.

Tom Wopat comes in, walks right up to me, rips off my pants and fists me.

He then grins, leans into my ear and whispers, "No one is ever going to believe you."

And then he walks out.

I never mailed that letter.

You're wrong, good sir!

Patton Oswalt's Robert Evans-inspired story of how Wopat loves the three Fs in life, food, fun, and fisting, and how he used Gil Gerard as his personal handpuppet over 72 sweet, savage hours has conditioned everyone to believe stories of Wopat's legendary anal fisting prowess.


Well, then technically, I wasn't wrong. Tom Wopat was wrong to have said that. But he was right in every other measure. Oh so right.
 
2013-03-13 10:09:02 AM  
What the hell is a "Chord Overstreet"?  A new fashion boutique?  A gay porn star on the rise (no pun)?  A new pop/indie band?
 
2013-03-13 10:10:32 AM  

Cubs300: What the hell is a "Chord Overstreet"?  A new fashion boutique?  A gay porn star on the rise (no pun)?  A new pop/indie band?


Well, he is a Glee castmember...
 
2013-03-13 10:12:12 AM  
I am comfortable in the fact that i have no idea what any of you are talking about.
 
2013-03-13 10:14:09 AM  

Theaetetus: doctorguilty: mhd: "Chord Overstreet" ? Ya, right, subby, just throw in some random names from Space Mutiny.

Splint Chesthair!
Flint Ironstag!
Big McLargeHuge!

Taylor Swift!

/Tom Swift's sister, right?


www.eccentric-cinema.com

"Weeeeeeeeee will never, ever, ever get back together ...."

/ hot like a mutiny
 
2013-03-13 10:21:03 AM  
Oh, have the flying monkeys of the internets turned their hate on Taylor Swift now? Haters gotta hate.

She's a OK shower singer that could use an extra sandwich at lunch. That's it.
 
2013-03-13 10:59:08 AM  

TheReverendLei: I am comfortable in the fact that i have no idea what any of you are talking about.


You never heard of Tom Wopat?
 
2013-03-13 11:03:26 AM  
WTF man? I mean seriously WTF. This story is so fantastic we need to see it twice? Was there nothing good on Reddit yesterday to copy?

Fark has really fallen on hard times. Can't believe people pay for this.
 
2013-03-13 11:05:04 AM  
So, does that mean the US Postal Service doesn't recognize they are the real Santa Claus?
 
2013-03-13 11:05:57 AM  

js34603: WTF man? I mean seriously WTF. This story is so fantastic we need to see it twice? Was there nothing good on Reddit yesterday to copy?

Fark has really fallen on hard times. Can't believe people pay for this.


If you were whining any louder, I'd swear Tom Wopat was in the room with you.
 
2013-03-13 11:07:30 AM  

js34603: WTF man? I mean seriously WTF. This story is so fantastic we need to see it twice? Was there nothing good on Reddit yesterday to copy?

Fark has really fallen on hard times. Can't believe people pay for this.


The repeat tag comes out when someone submits a post-greenlight headline that the mods think is vastly better than the first one. Remember that a lot of the decision-making in greenlights is solely in the humor value of the headline. So whatever mod was working the queue saw this one and half-bust a gut.
 
2013-03-13 11:13:27 AM  
Why can't we build a power plant and use all this fan mail to power a small city?
 
2013-03-13 11:20:22 AM  

Cubs300: What the hell is a "Chord Overstreet"? A new fashion boutique? A gay porn star on the rise (no pun)?


One can hope.

/he's got a big mouth
 
2013-03-13 11:22:54 AM  
If they check the dumpster behind my apartment they'll find piles of used Kleenex® for Taylor Swift.
 
2013-03-13 11:24:34 AM  

BarleyGnome: Why can't we build a power plant and use all this fan mail to power a small city?


I don't think Kandor is real.
 
2013-03-13 11:25:55 AM  
i love how she visited a cancer patient the other day in an effort to restore her image, but that story was overshadowed by this one.
 
2013-03-13 11:30:06 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: titwrench: Is this the thread where I ask if people still write letters and tell everyone I wrote a fan letter to Tom Wopat like yesterday?

Is this the same thread where I tell everybody that I met tom wopat in a subway after a yankee game? Heh heh


Still nice.
 
2013-03-13 11:51:15 AM  
Second pile of unopened fanmail has hit the second dumpster
 
2013-03-13 11:54:41 AM  

devilEther: i love how she visited a cancer patient the other day in an effort to restore her image, but that story was overshadowed by this one.


I wonder how much they paid him to fake cancer
 
2013-03-13 11:55:56 AM  

movieman_1979: Repeat story gets my repeat comment:

"She, is never ever ever, gonna read your letter."


On the other hand, most authors will respond to fan mail, at least in my experience.
 
2013-03-13 12:03:41 PM  

devilEther: i love how she visited a cancer patient the other day in an effort to restore her image, but that story was overshadowed by this one.


That's because she didn't keep her promise to hit a home run in that afternoon's game.
 
2013-03-13 12:04:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: This was such big news that it was necessary to green two days in a row.

Also, blast hardcheese

Hey, maybe she threw out a second pile of fan mail.

/Big Mclargehuge


Bob Johnson!

Wait, what?
 
2013-03-13 12:05:53 PM  
By the way, I have to ask: who the hell is Tom Wopat?
 
2013-03-13 12:20:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: js34603: WTF man? I mean seriously WTF. This story is so fantastic we need to see it twice? Was there nothing good on Reddit yesterday to copy?

Fark has really fallen on hard times. Can't believe people pay for this.

If you were whining any louder, I'd swear Tom Wopat was in the room with you.


Don't worry I'm sure your My Little Pony pic collection make the five bucks worthwhile.
 
2013-03-13 12:27:16 PM  

Gosling: By the way, I have to ask: who the hell is Tom Wopat?


images.bwwstatic.com

He apparently doesn't think much of your question.

By the way, he's behind you right now. You better pull your pants down. Or up. Whichever you prefer. He's getting in either way.
 
2013-03-13 12:43:31 PM  
...seriously. I have no idea what you're talking about. What does he do for a living and why is that joke supposed to be funny?
 
2013-03-13 12:59:51 PM  

Gosling: By the way, I have to ask: who the hell is Tom Wopat?


he's just a good ol boy who never meant no harm
 
2013-03-13 01:00:18 PM  

Gosling: ...seriously. I have no idea what you're talking about. What does he do for a living and why is that joke supposed to be funny?


You have to have a working knowledge of the Dukes of Hazzard, Broadway, Bill Murray lore, Taylor Swift gossip and comments from recent, previous threads featuring Wopat, Murray and Swift.

If you're missing one of those elements, you're SOL.
 
2013-03-13 01:02:56 PM  

js34603: WTF man? I mean seriously WTF. This story is so fantastic we need to see it twice? Was there nothing good on Reddit yesterday to copy?

Fark has really fallen on hard times. Can't believe people pay for this.


yup.  when my current subscription expires, there's no way i will pay for TF again.  Fark has fallen so far, and TFD is nothing but a bunch of circle-jerking attention whores.  Sad to see, really.  Though I'm sure the mods won't be sad to see me go...
 
2013-03-13 01:06:33 PM  

LonMead: "...found in Nashville dumpster... Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Cory Monteith, Jake Gyllenhaal, Chord Overstreet, Conor Kennedy"

[i.chzbgr.com image 440x327]


Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-13 01:17:24 PM  
How does Gene Masseth feel about all of this?
 
2013-03-13 01:21:30 PM  

James F. Campbell: I'm rather surprised to learn that today's generation still bothers to write letters.


I thought Taylor Swift was a Nashville dumpster.
 
2013-03-13 01:24:09 PM  

doctorguilty: mhd: "Chord Overstreet" ? Ya, right, subby, just throw in some random names from Space Mutiny.

Splint Chesthair!
Flint Ironstag!
Big McLargeHuge!


Yeah, what?
 
2013-03-13 01:27:26 PM  

FarkingReading: You have to have a working knowledge of the Dukes of Hazzard, Broadway, Bill Murray lore, Taylor Swift gossip and comments from recent, previous threads featuring Wopat, Murray and Swift.

If you're missing one of those elements, you're SOL.


I'm missing everything but the Swift gossip and a smattering of Murray lore.
 
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