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(Daily Mail)   Drunk man punches girlfriend's father and bites boat captain after getting caught having sex in the bathroom on a cruise. In his defense, maybe they misunderstood the "implications" of a booze cruise   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 16
    More: Florida, Marco Island, East Naples, Naples Daily News, bathrooms, boat captain  
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2013-03-13 09:22:11 AM  
I got to get t'rockin get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?




-Huey Smith
 
2013-03-13 09:22:48 AM  
Swinging in the bathroom?
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2013-03-13 09:24:59 AM  
Why in the hell didn't they just leave them alone.  It's not like the average guy takes more than about 45 seconds anyway.  Probably take longer if they were actually going to the bathroom.

?  Why can't people just mind their own damn business if the other people aren't hurting anyone?
 
2013-03-13 09:30:16 AM  
Was he at full mast?

/got nuthin
 
2013-03-13 09:33:35 AM  
I got somthin' f*ck the daily fail.
 
2013-03-13 09:36:03 AM  
I don't get it, is his daughter a child or something? I think I might have heard somewhere that the guy is 24 but there was no mention of the girls age...
 
2013-03-13 10:01:36 AM  
A guy named "Bubba", farking in a men's restroom on a boat, assault, intoxication. Sounds like another boring day in Florida.
 
2013-03-13 11:35:11 AM  

gopher321: I got to get t'rockin get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

-Huey Smith


Frankie Ford
 
2013-03-13 12:51:25 PM  
Why wasn't the father arrested for battery?
 
2013-03-13 01:46:28 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: gopher321: I got to get t'rockin get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

-Huey Smith

Frankie Ford


Uh, no. Look it up.
 
2013-03-13 01:50:52 PM  
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2013-03-13 04:15:06 PM  

computerguyUT: Why in the hell didn't they just leave them alone.  It's not like the average guy takes more than about 45 seconds anyway.  Probably take longer if they were actually going to the bathroom.

?  Why can't people just mind their own damn business if the other people aren't hurting anyone?


Would you want to use the head after them? The slick trail of slug-slime glistening on the hardware... is a health issue really. Would you clean up after them? Why should the crew have to do that?


Now imagine the bits that aren't seen and therefore never cleaned. Imagine the layers of dried semen waiting to flake onto you. Oh wait, my bad, that was a scab.
 
2013-03-13 05:18:39 PM  

ReverendJynxed: computerguyUT: Why in the hell didn't they just leave them alone.  It's not like the average guy takes more than about 45 seconds anyway.  Probably take longer if they were actually going to the bathroom.

?  Why can't people just mind their own damn business if the other people aren't hurting anyone?

Would you want to use the head after them? The slick trail of slug-slime glistening on the hardware... is a health issue really. Would you clean up after them? Why should the crew have to do that?


Now imagine the bits that aren't seen and therefore never cleaned. Imagine the layers of dried semen waiting to flake onto you. Oh wait, my bad, that was a scab.




People masturbate in them all the time. Enjoy your next flight.
 
2013-03-13 05:27:46 PM  
Didn't read: was this another Austrian?
 
2013-03-13 09:20:04 PM  
I didn't even realize there was an East Naples. It must be out in the boonies.

But I see that the Key West Express made the news. So what basically happened is some guy from East Naples made a day trip down to Key West, got wasted, and started causing trouble on the trip back home.

Now I know that if I ever do try that trip from Marco to Key West, to make sure I bring my noise cancelling headphones.
 
2013-03-14 03:53:39 PM  
I hate giving the Fail a hit, but I have to admit this story delivered.

FTFA: Martin promised to remain clam if the zip-ties were removed, but as soon as his limbs were free again, the 24-year-old sunk his teeth into the captain's hand, the report states.

The COPS episode of this would have been epic.
 
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