Jerry Westerby: serial_crusher: It's not like she woke up in the morning intent on going to jail that day. If she's got a valid carry permit, what's the big deal?Somehow I doubt somebody with a "long criminal record" and some baggies of crack in her crack has a carry permit.
Pocket Ninja: "I know someone who can hide a machine gun in there."Beautiful. Insert "your mom" joke here.
serial_crusher: Jerry Westerby: serial_crusher: It's not like she woke up in the morning intent on going to jail that day. If she's got a valid carry permit, what's the big deal?Somehow I doubt somebody with a "long criminal record" and some baggies of crack in her crack has a carry permit.Good point, but background check inadequacies not withstanding, she should just be guilty of concealed carrying without a permit, not smuggling into jail.
FirstNationalBastard: The police report says "gun found in suspect vagina"...so, what, was it a manmade one? Was she a transformer?
Jerry Westerby: I've only got a GED in law, but I think most places have a statute that if the cops ask you if you're carrying drugs/weapons/illegal parrots and you say no and it's found during processing, you get charged as smuggling into jail.
buntz: I think you lose the right to have your story told with respect, tact and composure when you try to smuggle a gun in your vagina and crack in your ass
nmiguy: It was loaded with 5 shots. I seen something similar on Youporn.
tfresh: Its a vagina, not a gun rack.
MyKingdomForYourHorse: Something smells fishy here
1000 Ways to Dye: If you can stick a gun in there, it probably isn't that sensitive...
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