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2013-03-13 08:56:42 AM  
"I know someone who can hide a machine gun in there."

Beautiful. Insert "your mom" joke here.
 
2013-03-13 09:21:25 AM  
Something smells fishy here
 
2013-03-13 09:31:18 AM  
Did that guy call a vagina gun a caboose pistol?

I feel sorry for his wife. Unless she likes it in the ass, I mean.
 
2013-03-13 09:38:43 AM  
Because no one is afraid of a vagina dentata any more...

This is my rifle, this is my gun...

Skin that hog leg!
 
2013-03-13 09:39:24 AM  
They charged her with "trying to smuggle a gun into jail"?  It's not like she woke up in the morning intent on going to jail that day.  If she's got a valid carry permit, what's the big deal?
 
2013-03-13 09:58:30 AM  
I think you lose the right to have your story told with respect, tact and composure when you try to smuggle a gun in your vagina and crack in your ass
 
2013-03-13 10:00:15 AM  
It was loaded with 5 shots.  I seen something similar on Youporn.
 
2013-03-13 10:04:28 AM  
Can you blame them? The shiat was unseemly, man!
 
2013-03-13 10:05:15 AM  
Aw, Larry, Robin and Paul making it to the FARK Entertainment page.

For some time now I've been fairly certain Larry reads here to get his stories for the Larry's World segment, so hi, Larry! *waves*
 
2013-03-13 10:07:04 AM  
She had crack in her crack too
 
2013-03-13 10:08:17 AM  
serial_crusher:   It's not like she woke up in the morning intent on going to jail that day.  If she's got a valid carry permit, what's the big deal?

Somehow I doubt somebody with a "long criminal record" and some baggies of crack in her crack has a carry permit.
 
2013-03-13 10:12:03 AM  
Oblig:

www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-03-13 10:20:13 AM  

Jerry Westerby: serial_crusher:   It's not like she woke up in the morning intent on going to jail that day.  If she's got a valid carry permit, what's the big deal?

Somehow I doubt somebody with a "long criminal record" and some baggies of crack in her crack has a carry permit.


Good point, but background check inadequacies not withstanding, she should just be guilty of concealed carrying without a permit, not smuggling into jail.
 
2013-03-13 10:23:35 AM  

Pocket Ninja: "I know someone who can hide a machine gun in there."

Beautiful. Insert "your mom" joke here.


Gives a whole new meaning to "Ma Deuce."
 
2013-03-13 10:25:19 AM  
stay classy chicago.
 
2013-03-13 10:29:19 AM  
Sure, I've heard it referred to as a holster, but I didn't think anyone would take that literally.
 
2013-03-13 10:38:51 AM  

serial_crusher: Jerry Westerby: serial_crusher:   It's not like she woke up in the morning intent on going to jail that day.  If she's got a valid carry permit, what's the big deal?

Somehow I doubt somebody with a "long criminal record" and some baggies of crack in her crack has a carry permit.

Good point, but background check inadequacies not withstanding, she should just be guilty of concealed carrying without a permit, not smuggling into jail.


I've only got a GED in law, but I think most places have a statute that if the cops ask you if you're carrying drugs/weapons/illegal parrots and you say no and it's found during processing, you get charged as smuggling into jail.
 
2013-03-13 10:44:58 AM  
Note to self: Work the term "caboose pistol" into a conversation.
 
2013-03-13 10:47:32 AM  
The police report says "gun found in suspect vagina"

...so, what, was it a manmade one? Was she a tranny?
 
2013-03-13 10:52:20 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: The police report says "gun found in suspect vagina"

...so, what, was it a manmade one? Was she a tranny?


haha! brilliant.
 
2013-03-13 10:55:11 AM  

Jerry Westerby: I've only got a GED in law, but I think most places have a statute that if the cops ask you if you're carrying drugs/weapons/illegal parrots and you say no and it's found during processing, you get charged as smuggling into jail.


You are correct sir!
 
2013-03-13 10:56:50 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: The police report says "gun found in suspect vagina"

...so, what, was it a manmade one? Was she a tranny?


If you see a suspect vagina, run.
 
2013-03-13 11:08:20 AM  
I haven't been booked into many prisons, but I think the part where they see a pistol hanging out of your vagina is AFTER the part where they ask you to turn in all your possessions, hence the charge for smuggling into jail.
 
2013-03-13 11:33:39 AM  

serial_crusher: Jerry Westerby: serial_crusher:   It's not like she woke up in the morning intent on going to jail that day.  If she's got a valid carry permit, what's the big deal?

Somehow I doubt somebody with a "long criminal record" and some baggies of crack in her crack has a carry permit.

Good point, but background check inadequacies not withstanding, she should just be guilty of concealed carrying without a permit, not smuggling into jail.


Except for that part where she had all of the time inthe world to come clean, so to speak... Since she didn't tell the officers she was carrying, they can rightly assume that she intended to keep it with her all the way into the jail.
 
2013-03-13 11:36:10 AM  
It's only a holster for cock, lady.
 
2013-03-13 11:49:14 AM  
I was confused when I saw the headline on the BBC.  What's the big deal about keeping a gun in a fanny pack?
 
2013-03-13 11:57:26 AM  
Old joke:
Wife: Take your ring off it hurts.
Husband: That's not my ring, it's my watch.
ba da bing
 
2013-03-13 12:07:17 PM  
I'm at work so I can't see the video but I'm already trying hard not to bust up thinking about what the video would be like.

buntz: I think you lose the right to have your story told with respect, tact and composure when you try to smuggle a gun in your vagina and crack in your ass


Oh god that's it my co-workers are not appreciating this at all...
 
2013-03-13 12:09:40 PM  

nmiguy: It was loaded with 5 shots.  I seen something similar on Youporn.


Actually, according to the report they showed on screen, it had 3 rounds and 1 spent cartridge at the time
of its confiscation.

Think about that for a moment:  if the handle was found poking out, that means the business end of a
pistol stuck up her hoo-ha.  And she did it herself.
 
2013-03-13 12:16:59 PM  
they're just trying to get a clip played on The Soup
 
2013-03-13 12:35:40 PM  
"Caboose Pistol" would be a great name for a bluegrass band.
 
2013-03-13 01:49:18 PM  
I think it's interesting that they avoid saying vagina on air, but show a document that clearly states the revolver was located in the suspect's vagina.
 
2013-03-13 02:11:09 PM  
In her gash,
the gat she stashed
She was packin' heat,
inside her seat.

To the drugs, they linked her,
Because her sphincter,
Smelt like crack,
And that's a fact.
 
2013-03-13 02:30:31 PM  
Brings new meaning to the term 'gunt'.

/oh mingey, they shot me!
 
2013-03-13 03:07:32 PM  
Seems like a responsible gun owner to me, she kept it in her holster.
 
2013-03-13 03:13:29 PM  
"Wasn't she afraid it would go off?"
"Nah, she's had her tubes tied."
 
2013-03-13 04:54:11 PM  
Its a vagina, not a gun rack.
 
2013-03-13 05:02:29 PM  

tfresh: Its a vagina, not a gun rack.


What a gun rack may look like

l1.yimg.com
 
2013-03-13 06:00:55 PM  
I didn't even have to check the video to know that they were talking about the WGN Morning News.

I love those guys!
 
2013-03-13 06:09:56 PM  
Her glock's in her box?

Or was it a revulva?
 
IP
2013-03-13 06:22:19 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Something smells fishy here


Aaand we're done.
 
2013-03-13 08:27:53 PM  

Pocket Ninja: "I know someone who can hide a machine gun in there."

Beautiful. Insert "your mom" joke here.


?!?! I can't believe he said that!! hahaha.
 
2013-03-13 09:54:56 PM  
If you can stick a gun in there, it probably isn't that sensitive...
 
2013-03-13 10:02:12 PM  
Too bad it wasn't found half cocked
 
2013-03-13 10:32:01 PM  
"smuggling gun into jail" is a false charge
 
2013-03-13 11:18:19 PM  
karlwebster.com
 
2013-03-13 11:40:00 PM  

1000 Ways to Dye: If you can stick a gun in there, it probably isn't that sensitive...


25.media.tumblr.com

Hardly a magnum...
 
2013-03-14 02:33:54 AM  

Brew_Crew: [karlwebster.com image 500x375]


You win.
 
2013-03-14 07:35:25 AM  
she's packing heat
 
2013-03-14 08:29:03 AM  
"I know someone who can hide a machine gun in there."

back in the 1870s, there was a father and his teenage daughter traveling across the country by covered wagon on their way to california, in the hopes of buying some land to homestead and starting their lives over.  the man's wife had died the year before, tragically.  along with their possessions, they had some very valuable jewels which they intended to sell once they arrived in order to buy land and supplies.
as they were traveling across the plains, the father saw a group of outlaws coming their way.  he and his daughter panicked and ran away from the covered wagon and hid in a ditch.  when the outlaws arrived, they stole everything of value in the wagon and then burned it to the ground before they left.  however, the father and daughter stayed hidden and the outlaws didn't find them.
later, when they came out of hiding to find the wagon burned and their possessions stolen, the father fell to his knees and cried in despair, "they've stolen everything we had!  now we're left with nothing, and we'll never make it to california now!"
but the daughter suddenly held out the family's valuable jewels.  "it's okay, father, i still have these," she said.
"but how?" the father asked.  "where did you hide them?"
"i hid them inside myself," the daughter admitted, slightly embarrassed.
the father was overjoyed that they still had the jewels, but moments later he began to cry again.
"what is the matter?" the daughter asked.
the father said, "if only your mother were still here, we could have saved the wagon!"
 
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