FARK.com: (7640750) Just like when you have to use your cell phone, it's a good idea to pull over when you have to shoot up heroin. The plan unravels when you pass out in your truck, cross three lanes of traffic, roll down a hill, hit a sign and a wall

		Just like when you have to use your cell phone, it's a good idea to pull over when you have to shoot up heroin. The plan unravels when you pass out in your truck, cross three lanes of traffic, roll down a hill, hit a sign and a wall (620wtmj.com)		11
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MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-03-13 08:30:34 AM

Tada!?

Fool_Marquis		2013-03-13 08:30:35 AM

DRTfA, bet the asshole lived.

ChipNASA		2013-03-13 08:31:09 AM

Came for "TAH DAH!"
Leaving satisfied.

AbbeySomeone		2013-03-13 08:32:55 AM

I don't want to judge but it sounds like somebody has a substance abuse problem.

Fool_Marquis		2013-03-13 08:33:54 AM

RTFA, he *and* his squeeze, both of whom were chasing that dragon, survived. What's a guy gotta do to get karmic justice for morons who switch lanes without signaling?

danielscissorhands		2013-03-13 08:36:08 AM

I refer to this as "Tuesday."

ender_kg		2013-03-13 08:49:19 AM

ChipNASA: Came for "TAH DAH!"
Leaving satisfied.

Came for "the Aristocrats"
Leaving disappointed.

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-03-13 08:51:26 AM

ender_kg: ChipNASA: Came for "TAH DAH!"
Leaving satisfied.

Came for "the Aristocrats"
Leaving disappointed.

If it had a prostitute angle or mention I would have went with that one

Bung_Howdy		2013-03-13 09:26:48 AM

CSB?

good times... good times...

arcas		2013-03-13 11:55:30 PM

I'm confuzzled...

Even though Tanya doesn't know Middleton, she knows what it's like to hit bottom -- and hopes he can turn it around too.

Was this Tanya person also in the vehicle? Or did the author simply interview another area heroin addict to add drama?

Captain Horatio Mindblower		2013-03-14 05:54:08 PM

The plan unravels when you a wall

Conjunctions -- how the fark do they work?

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