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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Giving the cops a fake name after your drunken crash doesn't work as well if they're just going to take you to your workplace. Right, doctor?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, University of Iowa, Toyota 4Runner, pseudonyms  
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2987 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2013 at 9:33 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-13 09:35:34 AM  
Decontee? What the hell kind of name is that?
2013-03-13 10:03:17 AM  
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2013-03-13 10:33:18 AM  
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Wow, that "before" photo is pretty  helloooo, nurse!

The "after" photo?

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...not so much.
2013-03-13 12:22:02 PM  
FTA: "Fletcher, 30, is a clinical assistant professor in the neurology clinic, according to the university's online directory."

Damn. She should know better than to try such a silly ploy.

But cut the racism. Y'all know damn well there are lots of white people with "normal" names who drink to excess, crash their cars and give fake names to police.
2013-03-13 02:04:16 PM  
Now we have to watch out for cup smellers.
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