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(The Sun)   "Either I am an old whore-bag or those German Frauleins are total teases"   ( divider line
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2013-03-13 09:35:28 AM  
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Just a tip if you are a guy considering having sex with a girl in your car:  Cars these days have taillights that can be pushed out from inside the trunk.  This is so your date can stick their arm out through the hole and wave down cars behind you.  It's pretty sneaky.  Oh, and many models have a release lever inside the trunk.  It's almost like the car manufacturers declared war.

This is why I pick up all my dates with a shovel.
2013-03-13 09:35:42 AM  
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Sybarite: Three times total? I can think of one girl in high school I probably managed that with over the course of a couple of weeks.

Seriously, in high school, the car was about the only place you were ever going to be alone with a girl ... and the city park ... and the playground ... and a classroom after school ... O_o

I think I just realized my fling at the time had a penchant for public acts ... :-D
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