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(The Sun)   "Either I am an old whore-bag or those German Frauleins are total teases"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 43
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2013-03-13 08:56:01 AM
Why can't it be both?
 
2013-03-13 09:05:45 AM
Three times total? I can think of one girl in high school I probably managed that with over the course of a couple of weeks.
 
2013-03-13 09:31:00 AM
I vote whore bag
 
2013-03-13 09:33:58 AM

Bung_Howdy: I vote whore bag


second
 
2013-03-13 09:34:15 AM
Wait, does it count if you only use the gear shift?

That might change my numbers, just saying.
 
2013-03-13 09:34:43 AM
Came for the teasing frauleins. Leaving disappointed
 
2013-03-13 09:35:28 AM
Just a tip if you are a guy considering having sex with a girl in your car:  Cars these days have taillights that can be pushed out from inside the trunk.  This is so your date can stick their arm out through the hole and wave down cars behind you.  It's pretty sneaky.  Oh, and many models have a release lever inside the trunk.  It's almost like the car manufacturers declared war.

This is why I pick up all my dates with a shovel.
 
2013-03-13 09:35:42 AM

Sybarite: Three times total? I can think of one girl in high school I probably managed that with over the course of a couple of weeks.


Seriously, in high school, the car was about the only place you were ever going to be alone with a girl ... and the city park ... and the playground ... and a classroom after school ... O_o

I think I just realized my fling at the time had a penchant for public acts ... :-D
 
2013-03-13 09:39:49 AM
Writer has sharp knees.

No, really; did you look at her picture? Legs like the Scottish highlands.

/british hot, too
 
2013-03-13 09:47:16 AM

Sybarite: Three times total? I can think of one girl in high school I probably managed that with over the course of a couple of weeks.


That seems absurdly low.  I achieved that in a week in high school.  Though, like someone else just mentioned, at that time there really wasn't a whole lot of choices available where privacy and (relatively) low risk of being discovered came together.  The car gave you privacy and the mobility to find a good location...
 
mhd
2013-03-13 09:50:31 AM
Well, the back of a Volkswagen is a rather uncomfortable place.

/Sex in cars? What's this, the '60s? Next they're asking about drive-ins...
 
2013-03-13 09:50:38 AM
I'm sorry, subby, your wife said "in the butt".

/i know, you almost said that
 
2013-03-13 09:51:00 AM

RassilonsExWife: Came for the teasing frauleins. Leaving disappointed


A GIS for teasing frauleins turned up this

www.flirtyskin.com
 
2013-03-13 09:55:41 AM
 
2013-03-13 09:57:57 AM
Stick shifter ... Emma Parker Bowles


What that may look like NSFW
 
2013-03-13 09:59:21 AM

Sybarite: Three times total? I can think of one girl in high school I probably managed that with over the course of a couple of weeks.


Family doesn't count.

;-)
 
2013-03-13 10:03:02 AM

RassilonsExWife: Came for the teasing frauleins. Leaving disappointed


www.wearysloth.com
/you asked for it
 
2013-03-13 10:08:18 AM
I had to give up reading the article as I'm not sure hogheads to the fortnight British cars get.
 
2013-03-13 10:08:43 AM

Sybarite: Three times total? I can think of one girl in high school I probably managed that with over the course of a couple of weeks.


There must be girls like that in Germany too, that's how the men averaged six times while the women averaged three. Or, you know, German women are big liars.
 
2013-03-13 10:16:10 AM

ElStreak: Sybarite: Three times total? I can think of one girl in high school I probably managed that with over the course of a couple of weeks.

There must be girls like that in Germany too, that's how the men averaged six times while the women averaged three. Or, you know, German women Most people filling out survey's such as this are big liars.


/FTFY
This has the same ring of truth as those sexual activity, or drug use, etc. surveys done in the US on highschool students.  A great many students when I was there would just fill out whatever they felt like since its not like anyone could trace the info back and the questions were essentially ridiculous.
 
mhd
2013-03-13 10:26:11 AM

ElStreak: There must be girls like that in Germany too, that's how the men averaged six times while the women averaged three. Or, you know, German women are big liars.


I think two legal factors play a big role:

Germany:
- drinking age: 16
- driving age: 18

So
a) they might have forgotten it
b) car as a "teenage refuge" isn't as valid as in the US

/as for the discrepancy, maybe c) a handjob might not be counted by the women
 
2013-03-13 10:28:42 AM
img822.imageshack.us

tease me baby tease me
 
2013-03-13 10:30:29 AM
Teasing fraulein?
www.chicagonow.com
 
2013-03-13 10:31:20 AM

spentmiles: Just a tip if you are a guy considering having sex with a girl in your car:  Cars these days have taillights that can be pushed out from inside the trunk.  This is so your date can stick their arm out through the hole and wave down cars behind you.  It's pretty sneaky.  Oh, and many models have a release lever inside the trunk.  It's almost like the car manufacturers declared war.

This is why I pick up all my dates with a shovel.


Just get your self a 1973 beetle.
 
2013-03-13 10:32:03 AM
somethings are worth waiting for:

img194.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-13 10:35:55 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img822.imageshack.us image 403x403]

tease me baby tease me


I like where this thread is headed....
 
2013-03-13 10:46:22 AM
Is anyone else amused that the self-titled old whore bag is actually the niece of Prince Charles (by marriage)?

/She looks a lot less horsey than her aunt.
 
2013-03-13 10:54:52 AM
img96.imageshack.us

I'm ok with a woman that thinks of dating as a war of attrition
 
2013-03-13 10:59:15 AM
I lost count.
 
2013-03-13 11:01:16 AM
mhd
ElStreak: There must be girls like that in Germany too, that's how the men averaged six times while the women averaged three. Or, you know, German women are big liars.

I think two legal factors play a big role:

Germany:
- drinking age: 16
- driving age: 18

So
a) they might have forgotten it
b) car as a "teenage refuge" isn't as valid as in the US

b2) later they might have a license, but no car
b3) why use a car when "your room" works as well if not better
 
2013-03-13 11:05:42 AM
I would just like to state for the record that in my experience, German girls are NOT teases.  In fact, teasing was notably absent from their repertoire.  If there's one word that defines the German people in general, it would probably be "rigorous".

seadoo2006: Seriously, in high school, the car was about the only place you were ever going to be alone with a girl ... and the city park ... and the playground ... and a classroom after school ... O_o

I think I just realized my fling at the time had a penchant for public acts ... :-D

 
At one of the several high schools I attended, I hooked up with a pretty freaky girl in the first week after I arrived... I was only there for about 3 months, but we had sex all OVER that damn school.  On the soccer field during lunch period, in multiple classrooms, the girls' locker room, we even did it up in the theater catwalk while a rehearsal was going on.
Ahh, Becca...Good times.
 
2013-03-13 11:41:25 AM

ZeroCorpse: I lost count graf.


FDFS
 
2013-03-13 11:53:17 AM
Amused:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 11:58:23 AM
"Snog" is a very unattractive word.  British people should stop using it immediately.
 
2013-03-13 11:59:24 AM
i1.cpcache.com
Couldn't help it.
 
2013-03-13 12:02:59 PM

2chris2: "Snog" is a very unattractive word.  British people should stop using it immediately.


WE WAS NOT SNOGGING!
palinidle.topcities.com
 
2013-03-13 12:32:18 PM
I like how's gripping the shifter

/not her first time
 
2013-03-13 12:50:51 PM

The Voice of Doom: mhd
ElStreak: There must be girls like that in Germany too, that's how the men averaged six times while the women averaged three. Or, you know, German women are big liars.

I think two legal factors play a big role:

Germany:
- drinking age: 16
- driving age: 18

So
a) they might have forgotten it
b) car as a "teenage refuge" isn't as valid as in the US

b2) later they might have a license, but no car
b3) why use a car when "your room" works as well if not better


Germans tend to be less uptight than Americans/British when it comes to sex so why have all the problems farking in a car when you have a perfectly good bed/floor
 
2013-03-13 12:57:56 PM
ok, I'll try one more time

img23.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-13 01:14:29 PM

mhd: Well, the back of a Volkswagen is a rather uncomfortable place.


What's harder than getting four pregnant women into a Volkswagen at the same time?

Getting four women pregnant in a Volkswagen at the same time.
 
2013-03-13 02:14:34 PM
Jordan Carver is German

i216.photobucket.com

/seems like a good excuse to me
 
2013-03-13 02:18:56 PM
And did anyone else see this in the side bar?

Doutzen Kroes in a thong. NSFW

Mother. Of. God.
 
2013-03-13 02:41:36 PM
And now for your pleasure a song about having sex in cars!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGKyH2f8lVk
 
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